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2022-06-27 10:23:24 AM  
I guess the Satanic Temple needs more football coaches.
 
2022-06-27 10:27:31 AM  
There is no way this won't be abused.
 
2022-06-27 10:34:02 AM  
Hope someone comes up with a TL/DR version of this.
 
2022-06-27 10:34:15 AM  
We are absolutely on a war path to Gilead. It is seeming more and more inevitable.

Our answer to the Taliban and Saudi Arabia...our very one Cristo-fascist state.
 
2022-06-27 10:36:03 AM  

BizarreMan: There is no way this won't be abused.


'Tis not a glitch, Thine have a feature.
 
2022-06-27 10:41:48 AM  
Praise be
 
2022-06-27 10:41:58 AM  
Newsflash?  Really?
 
2022-06-27 10:42:14 AM  

Russ1642: Praise be


Praise be Praise be Praise be
 
2022-06-27 10:42:19 AM  
don't worry, Democrats have a plan. More hand wringing is on the way.
 
2022-06-27 10:42:40 AM  
Oh look, I was right. Again.
How about that?
🙄
 
2022-06-27 10:42:44 AM  

f150: Hope someone comes up with a TL/DR version of this.


Praying after sports is fine as long as it is Christian prayer
 
2022-06-27 10:42:45 AM  
Some indeterminate time later: "Hey, coach never told any of the kids that getting playtime was contingent on participating in a team prayer, he just observed who was and wasn't a team player based on who voluntarily participated in the post-game prayer with him and the rest of the team."
 
2022-06-27 10:43:16 AM  

Russ1642: Praise be


Blessed is the fruit.
 
2022-06-27 10:43:32 AM  

Weaver95: Oh look, I was right. Again.
How about that?
🙄


Who do you think is here not agreeing with you other than a smattering of trolls?
 
2022-06-27 10:43:34 AM  

f150: Hope someone comes up with a TL/DR version of this.


Jesus runs the school now.
 
2022-06-27 10:43:39 AM  
Just need a high school football coach who's knows a ton of satanic prayers. Someone tell Ginger to bring the popcorn.
 
2022-06-27 10:43:51 AM  

meehaw: We are absolutely on a war path to Gilead. It is seeming more and more inevitable.

Our answer to the Taliban and Saudi Arabia...our very one Cristo-fascist state.


Been calling it the American Taliban since the mid 2000s. Was pretty obvious we were being forced this way with all the holy war rhetoric being spewed from the propaganda channels back then but I guess enough people forgot again.
 
2022-06-27 10:43:58 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: Some indeterminate time later: "Hey, coach never told any of the kids that getting playtime was contingent on participating in a team prayer, he just observed who was and wasn't a team player based on who voluntarily participated in the post-game prayer with him and the rest of the team."


This is exactly what the kids on the team said. This is why the coach was fired.
 
2022-06-27 10:45:05 AM  

Dafatone: Weaver95: Oh look, I was right. Again.
How about that?
🙄

Who do you think is here not agreeing with you other than a smattering of trolls?


I'm pretty sure that fark is mostly trolls these days.
Not.
Joking.
 
2022-06-27 10:45:21 AM  
Fark it.

Hail Satan.
 
2022-06-27 10:46:03 AM  
what poem does Pelosi have lined up for this one?
 
2022-06-27 10:46:14 AM  
They're flatly lying about the circumstances even to get to their ruling.

What a quiet moment of personal prayer without students present might look like:

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2022-06-27 10:46:14 AM  

PirateKing: Fark it.

Hail Satan.


Satan is a Christian.
Get better gods.
 
2022-06-27 10:46:21 AM  
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2022-06-27 10:46:21 AM  

Weaver95: Oh look, I was right. Again.
How about that?
🙄


lol.
 
2022-06-27 10:46:26 AM  
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SCOTUS overrules Matthew 6:5
 
2022-06-27 10:46:37 AM  

Russ1642: Just need a high school football coach who's knows a ton of satanic prayers. Someone tell Ginger to bring the popcorn.


Satanic isn't even necessary. Just pray "there is only one true God named Allah, and his messenger is Mohammed."
 
2022-06-27 10:46:48 AM  
Hooray. I always wish I graduated from Jesus H. Christ High School.
 
2022-06-27 10:47:00 AM  

Weaver95: Oh look, I was right. Again.
How about that?
🙄


"The sun rose in the east this morning. I was right. Again. How about that?"
 
2022-06-27 10:47:02 AM  

Weaver95: Oh look, I was right. Again.
How about that?
🙄


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Who didn't see this coming?
 
2022-06-27 10:47:02 AM  

abb3w: I guess the Satanic Temple needs more football coaches.


Sorry. This ruling will only apply to "real" religions.
 
2022-06-27 10:47:10 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: Some indeterminate time later: "Hey, coach never told any of the kids that getting playtime was contingent on participating in a team prayer, he just observed who was and wasn't a team player based on who voluntarily participated in the post-game prayer with him and the rest of the team."


Had a wrestling coach who ran "optional" weightlifting in the mornings.
By pure coincidence, the people who were not at lifting for some unknown reason never made varsity, despite several of them being clearly better than anyone else in their weight class.

funny how that is....
 
2022-06-27 10:47:16 AM  
Pray to play
 
2022-06-27 10:47:21 AM  

APO_Buddha: f150: Hope someone comes up with a TL/DR version of this.

Praying after sports is fine as long as it is Christian prayer


I just said to my husband, what if the coach Muslim? Hindu? Buddhist? How would the SCOTUS rule on that?
 
2022-06-27 10:47:29 AM  

Earguy: Russ1642: Just need a high school football coach who's knows a ton of satanic prayers. Someone tell Ginger to bring the popcorn.

Satanic isn't even necessary. Just pray "there is only one true God named Allah, and his messenger is Mohammed."


That's not how you make a point, that's how you get your brains blown out.
 
2022-06-27 10:47:34 AM  
Ahem...

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2022-06-27 10:47:36 AM  
Expand the court. Stop farking around.
 
2022-06-27 10:47:37 AM  
Eh, as long as students weren't forced to participate I am okay with him praying on the field. I can't expect the freedom of my beliefs without extending that same freedom to others.
 
2022-06-27 10:47:55 AM  

PirateKing: Fark it.

Hail Satan.


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2022-06-27 10:47:58 AM  

Karma Chameleon: don't worry, Democrats have a plan. More hand wringing is on the way.


Maybe they'll sing "America the Beautiful" this time.
 
2022-06-27 10:48:00 AM  

Karma Chameleon: what poem does Pelosi have lined up for this one?


I guessing singing "God Bless America" on the steps wouldn't go over well today?
 
2022-06-27 10:48:33 AM  
Indoctrination, cool.
 
2022-06-27 10:48:35 AM  
Off topic, but don't let your kids play football, it hurts their brains.
 
2022-06-27 10:48:39 AM  

NoGods: Eh, as long as students weren't forced to participate I am okay with him praying on the field. I can't expect the freedom of my beliefs without extending that same freedom to others.


They're not forced to participate, but if they don't participate they'll never play.
 
2022-06-27 10:48:52 AM  

Karma Chameleon: what poem does Pelosi have lined up for this one?


Susan Sarandon and Jill Stein got what they wanted. You guys should be celebrating.
 
2022-06-27 10:48:55 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Expand the court. Stop farking around.


You've been told time and time again than there aren't the votes to make this happen. Please stop pretending to be so farking stupid.

Unless, of course, you aren't pretending...
 
2022-06-27 10:48:57 AM  

f150: Hope someone comes up with a TL/DR version of this.


If you're a Christian man, the middle of a football field immediately after a game is considered private. If you're a woman, your womb is not.
 
2022-06-27 10:49:06 AM  
I'm looking forward to seeing this ruling used as the base for forcing kids to pray in school, or punish kids for praying "wrong" (not Christian/right kind of Christian).
 
2022-06-27 10:49:17 AM  

f150: Hope someone comes up with a TL/DR version of this.


Same
 
2022-06-27 10:49:22 AM  

NeoCortex42: Weaver95: Oh look, I was right. Again.
How about that?
🙄

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Who didn't see this coming?


Democratic party leadership and almost every journalist currently active in this country.
 
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