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(CNN)   Worried about your child's safety on TikTok? Well, good news. A new group of TikTok moms is out there, watching and defending. Of course, some of them might actually be pedophiles in disguise. Maybe we need a group of TikTok aunts to watch them?   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Human sexual behavior, Rape, TikTok video, Child sexual abuse, Sexual intercourse, Human sexuality, deep corners of TikTok, TikTok followers  
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2022-06-27 10:52:17 AM  
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2022-06-27 11:37:48 AM  
"Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all."

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2022-06-27 11:38:33 AM  
And then we can have a group of TikTok fun uncles watch- oh.  Oh dear.
 
2022-06-27 11:42:01 AM  
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2022-06-27 11:43:16 AM  
She was sexually abused by a family member, not some stranger on the internet. Maybe we should do more to inform kids that relatives are the most likely to rape or kidnap them.
 
2022-06-27 11:44:51 AM  
I give it 10-to-1 odds that they'll ignore real pedophiles and go after LGBT content instead.
 
2022-06-27 11:49:46 AM  
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2022-06-27 11:52:27 AM  
If only there was an organization that could help police the content on the TikTok platform....
 
2022-06-27 11:52:32 AM  
Is getting the fark off TikTok among the advise they are dispensing?
 
2022-06-27 11:55:33 AM  

anfrind: I give it 10-to-1 odds that they'll ignore real pedophiles and go after LGBT content instead.


"But they're the same thing! Study it out! My daughter Susie used to get such good grades and went to the church three times a week. But then she was CORRUPTED by a secret transexual and Satan. Now she's spreading lies about the nice church pastor! It's a good thing the judge is also a congregant, or that poor man could've gone to jail. And what on earth does "no contact" mean anyway? All I did was ask her to help with this credit card bill, now that she's grown and left the house. Is that so much to ask?"
 
2022-06-27 11:58:28 AM  

RobotSpider: And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.


Alan Parsons lives in Vegas?  Who knew?
 
2022-06-27 11:59:36 AM  

Fano: She was sexually abused by a family member, not some stranger on the internet. Maybe we should do more to inform kids that relatives are the most likely to rape or kidnap them.


Because that's going to not damage the majority of them who  will never have this problem.  Splendid idea.
 
2022-06-27 12:04:27 PM  

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is that Danny Trejo's sister?
 
2022-06-27 12:08:13 PM  
Moms are not usually pedos. Teachers are the ones who seem to go all sexytime on kids in the news
 
2022-06-27 12:13:29 PM  

El_Dan: Is getting the fark off TikTok among the advise they are dispensing?


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2022-06-27 12:13:33 PM  

mikaloyd: Moms are not usually pedos. Teachers are the ones who seem to go all sexytime on kids in the news


Those teachers are often moms (or dads).
 
2022-06-27 12:14:32 PM  

mikaloyd: Moms are not usually pedos. Teachers are the ones who seem to go all sexytime on kids in the news


You seem really informed.
 
2022-06-27 12:15:15 PM  

mikaloyd: Moms are not usually pedos. Teachers are the ones who seem to go all sexytime on kids in the news


I dunno about that. Plooking her (on screen) son pretty much started Kay Parker's career. (Tom Byron's too, IIRC)
 
2022-06-27 12:17:21 PM  
Why not step-moms and naughty aunts?
 
2022-06-27 12:18:00 PM  

buravirgil: mikaloyd: Moms are not usually pedos. Teachers are the ones who seem to go all sexytime on kids in the news

You seem really informed.


Van Halen told me all about it...
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Spinal Tap too...
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2022-06-27 12:32:33 PM  

TypoFlyspray: Fano: She was sexually abused by a family member, not some stranger on the internet. Maybe we should do more to inform kids that relatives are the most likely to rape or kidnap them.

Because that's going to not damage the majority of them who  will never have this problem.  Splendid idea.


Why teach people to be frightened of strangers who are even LESS likely to hurt them?
 
2022-06-27 12:33:44 PM  
This is why I stick to 4chan.  You KNOW everyone on there is an asshole, so you can respond accordingly.
 
2022-06-27 12:43:07 PM  
So ... Aunty-fa?
 
2022-06-27 12:45:12 PM  
Quis custodiet ipsos aunts?
 
2022-06-27 12:46:14 PM  
I want to ask why children under 14 have personal internet connected devices in the first place?

Once they're in high school you can't control them for the most part anyway.  Before that...why on earth would anyone allow children to be on social media unsupervised?
 
2022-06-27 12:53:03 PM  
Who will Tik the Tok-men?
 
2022-06-27 12:57:51 PM  

Fano: TypoFlyspray: Fano: She was sexually abused by a family member, not some stranger on the internet. Maybe we should do more to inform kids that relatives are the most likely to rape or kidnap them.

Because that's going to not damage the majority of them who  will never have this problem.  Splendid idea.

Why teach people to be frightened of strangers who are even LESS likely to hurt them?


I do wonder why TypoFlyspray would be against wanting kids to know that their relatives are more likely to rape or kidnap them. . .
 
2022-06-27 12:58:18 PM  
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He's on it!
 
2022-06-27 1:02:23 PM  

Cyril Sneer: Fano: TypoFlyspray: Fano: She was sexually abused by a family member, not some stranger on the internet. Maybe we should do more to inform kids that relatives are the most likely to rape or kidnap them.

Because that's going to not damage the majority of them who  will never have this problem.  Splendid idea.

Why teach people to be frightened of strangers who are even LESS likely to hurt them?

I do wonder why TypoFlyspray would be against wanting kids to know that their relatives are more likely to rape or kidnap them. . .


Spin spin spin.....
You have fun with that.

Meanwhile, GTFO Tik Tok.  That's what's going to really fry a kid's brain.

/ It' killed Becky's
 
2022-06-27 1:10:51 PM  
So they're giving a pass to actual pedophiles and claiming lgbt people existing visibly are grooming their children then?
 
2022-06-27 1:16:06 PM  
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Tick tock ants?
 
2022-06-27 1:18:17 PM  

Fano: She was sexually abused by a family member, not some stranger on the internet. Maybe we should do more to inform kids that relatives are the most likely to rape or kidnap them.


Yeah, that's gonna help the majority of perfectly safe kids sleep soundly at night.

"Keep an eye open tonight, Billy. I haven't felt like having sex with daddy for a while, he might be starting thinking you look pretty good"
 
2022-06-27 1:42:53 PM  

TypoFlyspray: RobotSpider: And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.

Alan Parsons lives in Vegas?  Who knew?


He's the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
He can cheat you blind
And he doesn't need to see any more to know that
He can read your mind
Well im totally reassured now.
 
2022-06-27 1:57:20 PM  

Oysterman: And then we can have a group of TikTok fun uncles watch- oh.  Oh dear.


--ok, so our chief weapons are tiktok moms, tiktok aunts, tiktok... how many is it again?
--three sir.  Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
--thank you, that's it.
--But I was just getting interested!  That was never five minutes just now!!
--yes it was!
--no it wasn't
--look, are you sure you won't have a sherry?

/fair warning farkers, I have a personal filter that converts snidey, ungenerous comments about m.p. to 'I voted for Hillary, I can't get enough of voting for Hillary, I wrote in Hillary for HOA treasurer just this last Saturday'
 
2022-06-27 1:58:59 PM  

Fano: TypoFlyspray: Fano: She was sexually abused by a family member, not some stranger on the internet. Maybe we should do more to inform kids that relatives are the most likely to rape or kidnap them.

Because that's going to not damage the majority of them who  will never have this problem.  Splendid idea.

Why teach people to be frightened of strangers who are even LESS likely to hurt them?


Because you have to teach people to be afraid 24/7.  Afraid to leave the house.  Definitely afraid to go to school with a big old target on it.  Afraid to stay home and watch Tik-Tok.
 
2022-06-27 2:07:37 PM  

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Tick tock ants?


what is it with americans and the word aunt?  you don't seem to be able to make your mind up whether it's aahhnt, long 'a' sound, like we say it, or pronounced to rhyme with [how you say] can't.

you of course don't all talk the same, so the above won't hold for every value of american.
but there's something going on with the word aunt over there...

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2022-06-27 2:08:59 PM  

yet_another_wumpus: Because you have to teach people to be afraid 24/7.  Afraid to leave the house.  Definitely afraid to go to school with a big old target on it.  Afraid to stay home and watch Tik-Tok.


it's better to be afraid, and safe though, isn't it?
 
2022-06-27 2:14:38 PM  

Lady J: Oysterman: And then we can have a group of TikTok fun uncles watch- oh.  Oh dear.

--ok, so our chief weapons are tiktok moms, tiktok aunts, tiktok... how many is it again?
--three sir.  Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
--thank you, that's it.
--But I was just getting interested!  That was never five minutes just now!!
--yes it was!
--no it wasn't
--look, are you sure you won't have a sherry?

/fair warning farkers, I have a personal filter that converts snidey, ungenerous comments about m.p. to 'I voted for Hillary, I can't get enough of voting for Hillary, I wrote in Hillary for HOA treasurer just this last Saturday'


I'm having one...
 
2022-06-27 2:19:31 PM  

noitsnot: Lady J: Oysterman: And then we can have a group of TikTok fun uncles watch- oh.  Oh dear.

--ok, so our chief weapons are tiktok moms, tiktok aunts, tiktok... how many is it again?
--three sir.  Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
--thank you, that's it.
--But I was just getting interested!  That was never five minutes just now!!
--yes it was!
--no it wasn't
--look, are you sure you won't have a sherry?

/fair warning farkers, I have a personal filter that converts snidey, ungenerous comments about m.p. to 'I voted for Hillary, I can't get enough of voting for Hillary, I wrote in Hillary for HOA treasurer just this last Saturday'

I'm having one...


username checks out loool

did you clock that??
 
2022-06-27 2:21:12 PM  

Lady J: noitsnot: Lady J: Oysterman: And then we can have a group of TikTok fun uncles watch- oh.  Oh dear.

--ok, so our chief weapons are tiktok moms, tiktok aunts, tiktok... how many is it again?
--three sir.  Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
--thank you, that's it.
--But I was just getting interested!  That was never five minutes just now!!
--yes it was!
--no it wasn't
--look, are you sure you won't have a sherry?

/fair warning farkers, I have a personal filter that converts snidey, ungenerous comments about m.p. to 'I voted for Hillary, I can't get enough of voting for Hillary, I wrote in Hillary for HOA treasurer just this last Saturday'

I'm having one...

username checks out loool

did you clock that??


Monty Python sketch responses are wired directly to my spinal cord.
 
2022-06-27 2:24:10 PM  

Lexx: I want to ask why children under 14 have personal internet connected devices in the first place?

Once they're in high school you can't control them for the most part anyway.  Before that...why on earth would anyone allow children to be on social media unsupervised?


My 10 year old likes to watch YouTube videos that expose YouTube grifters and douches. Most recent was airplane jumpy guy. He tells me "Tic Tac" is totally lame.

Supervision and whatnot. It's not like I sat him down in front of Robocop with no context. Heh.

Instagram has a serious problem with unmoderated content as well.
 
2022-06-27 2:25:16 PM  

noitsnot: Lady J: noitsnot: Lady J: Oysterman: And then we can have a group of TikTok fun uncles watch- oh.  Oh dear.

--ok, so our chief weapons are tiktok moms, tiktok aunts, tiktok... how many is it again?
--three sir.  Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
--thank you, that's it.
--But I was just getting interested!  That was never five minutes just now!!
--yes it was!
--no it wasn't
--look, are you sure you won't have a sherry?

/fair warning farkers, I have a personal filter that converts snidey, ungenerous comments about m.p. to 'I voted for Hillary, I can't get enough of voting for Hillary, I wrote in Hillary for HOA treasurer just this last Saturday'

I'm having one...

username checks out loool

did you clock that??

Monty Python sketch responses are wired directly to my spinal cord.


no they're not
 
2022-06-27 2:45:07 PM  

Lady J: noitsnot: Lady J: noitsnot: Lady J: Oysterman: And then we can have a group of TikTok fun uncles watch- oh.  Oh dear.

--ok, so our chief weapons are tiktok moms, tiktok aunts, tiktok... how many is it again?
--three sir.  Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
--thank you, that's it.
--But I was just getting interested!  That was never five minutes just now!!
--yes it was!
--no it wasn't
--look, are you sure you won't have a sherry?

/fair warning farkers, I have a personal filter that converts snidey, ungenerous comments about m.p. to 'I voted for Hillary, I can't get enough of voting for Hillary, I wrote in Hillary for HOA treasurer just this last Saturday'

I'm having one...

username checks out loool

did you clock that??

Monty Python sketch responses are wired directly to my spinal cord.

no they're not


gah this could go on for days
 
2022-06-27 2:57:19 PM  

Mouser: This is why I stick to 4chan.  You KNOW everyone on there is an asshole, so you can respond accordingly.


That would explain why all your opinions are shiatty and you're wrong about everything.
 
2022-06-27 3:00:27 PM  

noitsnot: gah this could go on for days


Just cut to the bit where it's "being hit on the head lessons, in here" and we can call it a day...
 
2022-06-27 3:03:12 PM  

noitsnot: Lady J: noitsnot:

Monty Python sketch responses are wired directly to my spinal cord.

no they're not

gah this could go on for days


no it couldn't

but it could!  so you're right, let's draw the argument to a close before we get in trouble.
We could be charged with wilfully taking part in a strange sketch, that is, a skit, spoof or humorous vignette of an unconventional nature with intent to cause grievous mental confusion to the Fark Public.

I was thinking earlier about the venn diagram of (a) ppl who are old enough to think m.p. is hilarious, and (b) ppl who are young enough to meme it right up on the internets.

not an exact science obviously... eg IT professionals disproportionately represented on fark, which would push up average age of (b).

yes.  these are the things I think about.
 
2022-06-27 3:04:58 PM  
What's a tiktok. Is that like a grinder?
I'm not internet savvy.
My wife Keepa going to this Ashley Madison store online then running out to see what they have in stock. I hate shopping for home decor and linens, so she goes alone. But at least she's thrifty. Never brings ant new stuff home.
 
2022-06-27 3:05:58 PM  

Lexx: I want to ask why children under 14 have personal internet connected devices in the first place?

Once they're in high school you can't control them for the most part anyway.  Before that...why on earth would anyone allow children to be on social media unsupervised?


Welp. They gonna find porn someday
 
2022-06-27 3:08:10 PM  

vudukungfu: My wife Keepa going to this Ashley Madison store online then running out to see what they have in stock.


This is exactly why I do not let my wife have a cell phone.

If she goes, out, I give her a quarter to use a pay phone if she runs into issues.


heh-heh
 
2022-06-27 3:10:36 PM  
Any group called "Moms for..." whatever deserves zero attention.
 
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