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(Daily Star)   Come get your Cowboy on, you will need swim trunks at this lasso as we are going to the CROC Rodeo. Hurry now on you are next up partner (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2022-06-27 12:12:46 PM  
...but those trunks won't be able to contain his massive balls.
 
2022-06-27 1:08:37 PM  
"Hurry now on you are next up partner"

Is there an English translation to that headline?
 
2022-06-27 1:13:28 PM  
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This looks remarkably similar to some photos of humans I've seen in certain NSFW parts of the internet.
 
2022-06-27 1:30:26 PM  
I expected this to be about weird plastic shoes.
 
2022-06-27 2:02:18 PM  
Wear appropriate shoes.

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2022-06-27 2:26:50 PM  
Now you fellers always known that a length of good rope can be a nifty tool--in the right hands.
 
2022-06-27 2:26:51 PM  
Crikey
 
2022-06-27 2:27:33 PM  

New Rising Sun: [i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk image 487x324]

This looks remarkably similar to some photos of humans I've seen in certain NSFW parts of the internet.


It does bear a striking resemblance to many residents of Florida
 
2022-06-27 3:08:08 PM  

New Rising Sun: [i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk image 487x324]

This looks remarkably similar to some photos of humans I've seen in certain NSFW parts of the internet.


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Not cool. Crocs might like a little rear action but they also want to be cuddled.
 
2022-06-27 3:27:48 PM  

thealgorerhythm: New Rising Sun: [i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk image 487x324]

This looks remarkably similar to some photos of humans I've seen in certain NSFW parts of the internet.

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Not cool. Crocs might like a little rear action but they also want to be cuddled.


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2022-06-27 3:34:52 PM  
FTA: He thought it should be protected and not killed,

Damn right-to-lifer.
 
2022-06-27 3:35:56 PM  
Hey guys! What's going on in this thread?
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2022-06-27 3:46:19 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Wear appropriate shoes.

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Did you know they now make CROC spurs that look like miniature truck nutz?
 
2022-06-27 4:12:16 PM  

mikaloyd: "Hurry now on you are next up partner"

Is there an English translation to that headline?


"Spin your partner round and round"

Croc:  Do you want death roll?
 
2022-06-27 5:03:28 PM  
You get nothing but a fishnet Speedo and 4 ft. of rope.....
 
2022-06-27 5:12:02 PM  
Crocodile Hunter South Park
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2022-06-27 5:24:10 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: You get nothing but a fishnet Speedo and 4 ft. of rope.....


Go on...
 
2022-06-27 10:03:39 PM  

studebaker hoch: Mr. Shabooboo: You get nothing but a fishnet Speedo and 4 ft. of rope.....

Go on...


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