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(Twitter)   Even as video shows him getting nothing more than a light tap on the back, Rudy Giuliani doubles down on claims he was viciously attacked: "I got hit on the back as if a boulder hit me. It knocked me forward a step or two. It hurt tremendously"   (twitter.com) divider line
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2030 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Jun 2022 at 10:43 AM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-27 9:08:13 AM  
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2022-06-27 9:33:20 AM  
Oh, go f$ck yourself you traitor.
 
2022-06-27 9:35:36 AM  
"America's Mayor" should be made of stronger stuff than tissue paper.
 
2022-06-27 9:35:58 AM  
If he really wants to sell it, he should be wearing one of these:
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2022-06-27 9:36:26 AM  
Slippin' Jimmy approves.
 
2022-06-27 9:36:56 AM  
Do you think he banged his cousin that hard?
 
2022-06-27 9:39:53 AM  
Which Premier League team does he play for?
 
2022-06-27 9:47:33 AM  
Got just the right shyster for ya, Rudy:

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2022-06-27 9:48:51 AM  
Any food not made in his home has spit in it.

I really need to believe this.
 
2022-06-27 10:11:21 AM  
Women gets hit with paper and acts like shes dying - HALARIOUS
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2022-06-27 10:17:08 AM  
And so I continue to lament the need to await the satisfaction of reading his obituary.
 
2022-06-27 10:20:07 AM  
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CITIZEN'S ARREST!
 
2022-06-27 10:23:04 AM  
Imagine what impact it will have on conservatives when more and more liberals start bringing guns to protests.
Because that's already started to happen.
 
2022-06-27 10:28:04 AM  
Then why did you refuse medical treatment?
 
2022-06-27 10:33:09 AM  
Rudy, bube, it's not going to heal until you realize that the real hurt you suffered wasn't the pat on the back, but the biting words of a stranger as she passed you by.

Which really makes me wonder WHAT she told him as she walked on.
 
2022-06-27 10:44:57 AM  
Rudy needs to win a some money in court so he can pay for all the actions against him.
 
2022-06-27 10:45:28 AM  
Did he ever play soccer in his youth?
 
2022-06-27 10:45:31 AM  
Why would anyone want to touch him?
 
2022-06-27 10:46:35 AM  
I think the penalty for unnecessarily putting a has-been back in the news is ten years in prison.
 
2022-06-27 10:47:17 AM  

lordjupiter: Why would anyone want to touch him?


Perp walk?
 
2022-06-27 10:47:59 AM  
Guess he failed his trial by combat.
 
2022-06-27 10:48:28 AM  
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2022-06-27 10:49:14 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Then why did you refuse medical treatment?


There weren't any veterinarians with reptile certifications available.

When you're 30 iguanas in a people suit, you have to be careful who you allow to treat you.
 
2022-06-27 10:49:51 AM  
I saw the video, it looked more like a pat on the back.
 
2022-06-27 10:50:03 AM  
Snowflakes. Snowflakes everywhere.
The claims of these weenies that they are the alpha males would be hilarious if there weren't 70M voters that believed it.
 
2022-06-27 10:50:30 AM  
When asked to quantify the hurt he had suffered on a scale of one to ten, apparently Guiliani rated his injuries at 9-11.
 
2022-06-27 10:50:54 AM  

damageddude: I saw the video, it looked more like a pat on the back.


It was, but then again, Rudy is almost as big of a liar as TFG is.

And that's saying something.
 
2022-06-27 10:51:22 AM  
meanwhile, in Boulder...

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/totally
 
2022-06-27 10:51:54 AM  
In the enhanced audio taken from the security camera you can distinctly hear the employee shouting "Karate CHOP!" as he viciously strikes America's mayor.
 
2022-06-27 10:52:42 AM  
What a cunning, cunning stunt this asshole is. Truly. He should be embarrassed to show his face in public. Eat shiat and die, Rudy.
 
2022-06-27 10:52:49 AM  
If I hadn't heard that it was an "attack", I would have interpreted the video to be a fan of his giving him a pat on the back for the great work he's been doing.
 
2022-06-27 10:53:02 AM  

Megathuma: Any food not made in his home has spit in it.

I really need to believe this.


Unless he's cooking for himself, I'd be willing to bet the food he gets at home has spit in it too.
 
2022-06-27 10:53:09 AM  

PirateKing: Pocket Ninja: Then why did you refuse medical treatment?

There weren't any veterinarians with reptile certifications available.

When you're 30 iguanas in a people suit, you have to be careful who you allow to treat you.


Hey now, iguanas are noble creatures.  30 iguanas in a people suit would have been a much better mayor and never tried to falsely claim an election was stolen.
 
2022-06-27 10:53:37 AM  

Megathuma: Any food not made in his home has spit in it.

I really need to believe this.


Only if he makes the food himself at home.  Even then...
 
2022-06-27 10:54:05 AM  

Tailspin Tommy: Megathuma: Any food not made in his home has spit in it.

I really need to believe this.

Unless he's cooking for himself, I'd be willing to bet the food he gets at home has spit in it too.


Among other . . . things.
 
2022-06-27 10:54:33 AM  
lying liars and the lies they tell.
 
2022-06-27 10:55:35 AM  
I have zero problem with open seditionists being afraid to go out in public.
 
2022-06-27 10:56:01 AM  
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2022-06-27 10:56:17 AM  
Rudy has a lot of theories but no evidence
 
2022-06-27 10:56:58 AM  
I'm sure it happened a while back Rudy is officially in the "Get off my lawn" stage of life  . Just quit talking and go away somewhere
 
2022-06-27 10:57:43 AM  

Weaver95: Imagine what impact it will have on conservatives when more and more liberals start bringing guns to protests.
Because that's already started to happen.


Yellow stains on their clothing.

Republicans are cowards.

You want to see when the shift will happen? The day a ni*BONG!*er shoots someone like the fascist wunderkid. That'll be the day they lose their shiat.
 
2022-06-27 10:58:16 AM  
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2022-06-27 10:58:18 AM  
He needs a sworn affidavit, that'll make it true.
 
2022-06-27 10:58:29 AM  

hugadarn: Rudy needs to win a some money in court so he can pay for all the actions against him.


I really want this to go to court and Rudy represent himself.
 
2022-06-27 10:59:28 AM  
Never touch, grab, bump, brush by or make any incidental contact with a conservative. They are desperate to show both sides are bad. Yes there was some spirited touristing on January 6 but look at liberals brushing near Americans.
 
2022-06-27 10:59:46 AM  

inglixthemad: Weaver95: Imagine what impact it will have on conservatives when more and more liberals start bringing guns to protests.
Because that's already started to happen.

Yellow stains on their clothing.

Republicans are cowards.

You want to see when the shift will happen? The day a ni*BONG!*er shoots someone like the fascist wunderkid. That'll be the day they lose their shiat.


I'd give it a few weeks but...yeah. the violence is definitely escalating and liberals are already started to punch back.
A lot of people on both sides are going to get hurt. But the difference is that the conservatives aren't really dedicated to this conflict whereas liberals know this is life or death.
 
2022-06-27 10:59:52 AM  

Madison_Smiled: If he really wants to sell it, he should be wearing one of these:
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Worked for Heenan
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2022-06-27 11:00:36 AM  
Look, if you're going to clock a nazi, you really need to make it count, like this guy.
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2022-06-27 11:00:44 AM  
It's true I tell you.

Here is Rudy in the hospital later recovering from the vicious assault while a nurse stands by ready to help.

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2022-06-27 11:01:28 AM  
And then the woman next to Ghoulie HIT HIM AGAIN IN THE SAME SPOT, TWICE, THEN GROUND THE DAMAGE DIRECTLY INTO THE BONE BY RUBBING HER HAND IN A CIRCLE ON HIS SHOULDER!

In years to come, "It's Giuliani Time" will be used to invoke this horrific attack whenever someone is patted on the back.
 
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