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(The Sun (Ireland))   Some Hollywood stars fall harder than others, such is the case for Jason Hoganson   (thesun.ie) divider line
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2022-06-27 8:41:57 AM  
51??  Wow, that's a rough 51. It would be a rough 65.
 
2022-06-27 9:05:45 AM  
He's no Peter Ostrum
 
2022-06-27 9:07:02 AM  
So, everyone is a film star the same way everyone who farks on camera is a porn star?
 
2022-06-27 9:10:16 AM  
"Star"
 
2022-06-27 9:11:25 AM  
He has one credit on imdb. He was in one thing and only one thing.
 
2022-06-27 9:12:18 AM  
Boy likes his hieroglyphs.

Anyone able to translate his forehead?

And wtf happened to his cheek?
 
2022-06-27 9:13:11 AM  
His defence lawyer Nick Lane said despite Hoganson's previous record of 103 convictions, he is not a habitual burglar.

These are the things you have to say with a straight face when you're a defense attorney.
 
2022-06-27 9:13:22 AM  

Fano: So, everyone is a film star the same way everyone who farks on camera is a porn star?


Apparently when I do it I'm a comedy star.
/ not CSB
 
2022-06-27 9:16:10 AM  

Candygram for Mongo: Fano: So, everyone is a film star the same way everyone who farks on camera is a porn star?

Apparently when I do it I'm a comedy star.
/ not CSB


Wait a second? Did you play Stanley in the UHF porn parody? I thought your work was excellent and brought a unique subtlety to the role. Also, you nailed the important fire hose scene.
 
2022-06-27 9:20:32 AM  

GrogSmash: Boy likes his hieroglyphs.

Anyone able to translate his forehead?

And wtf happened to his cheek?


Obviously a broken bottle to the face, looks like someone raked it over a few times.
 
2022-06-27 9:22:10 AM  
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2022-06-27 9:30:24 AM  
Jesus christ what happened to Flea?!??!
 
2022-06-27 9:30:58 AM  

kmgenesis23: He has one credit on imdb. He was in one thing and only one thing.


It's like those headlines that say "Actor from (Popular TV Show) Dies!", and it's someone who was in the background of one scene.
 
2022-06-27 9:35:11 AM  

kmgenesis23: He has one credit on imdb. He was in one thing and only one thing.


They play crap like this up all the time and inflate the persons star power.

That 18 year old kid who died a few weeks ago. They said "9-1-1: Lone Star actor". One of the characters had a long lost teen age son introduced either this season or the previous one. Thought it was him. Nope. The kid who died and was a "star of" this series? One episode in a minor role. The characters dad had anger issues. First he got stuck in a drive thru window trying to get at an employee that insulted him and his wife. Next when his son was at a wrestling match the opponent was cheating and the dad tried to tackle him, missed and got stuck in the bleachers. Most of the ep revolved around the crew helping him. The kid had some screen time, but they act like he was a star.
 
2022-06-27 9:35:37 AM  
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2022-06-27 9:45:03 AM  

GrogSmash: Boy likes his hieroglyphs.

Anyone able to translate his forehead?

And wtf happened to his cheek?


I -think- the ones on his cheeks are from The Mummy, from Oded Fehr's character.
 
2022-06-27 9:47:23 AM  
He looks like a low rent Dewey Crowe
 
2022-06-27 9:50:34 AM  
Hollywood star?

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2022-06-27 9:54:57 AM  
It's OK, his new role in the film Meth: Not Even Once will be a strong comeback.
 
2022-06-27 9:55:13 AM  

kmgenesis23: He has one credit on imdb. He was in one thing and only one thing.


"In 1987 he had a significant role in a film, Empire State but he was unable to deal with his success in the role and (his traumatic childhood)."

This guy is unable to deal with handling a burnt-out match.
 
2022-06-27 9:57:06 AM  
 
2022-06-27 10:03:53 AM  
Per the article, the facial scars are self inflicted.
 
2022-06-27 10:15:01 AM  
How the hell does he expect to get roles with all the face tats? he is not doing his career any favours.

/Hollywood?
 
2022-06-27 10:17:52 AM  
It would be a lot cooler if he was in Empire Records instead
 
2022-06-27 10:29:51 AM  
Jason Hoganson played drifter Pete in the 1988 Empire State film...

So, the guy who had one single role playing a bum in 19farking88 turned into an actual bum just a short three decades later.
Sad life story, sure. But maybe let's not act like he went from "Brad Pitt" to "guy sucking cocks behind the dumpster" in a few short years.
 
2022-06-27 10:51:02 AM  

bisi: Jason Hoganson played drifter Pete in the 1988 Empire State film...

So, the guy who had one single role playing a bum in 19farking88 turned into an actual bum just a short three decades later.
Sad life story, sure. But maybe let's not act like he went from "Brad Pitt" to "guy sucking cocks behind the dumpster" in a few short years.


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2022-06-27 11:01:13 AM  

bisi: Jason Hoganson played drifter Pete in the 1988 Empire State film...

So, the guy who had one single role playing a bum in 19farking88 turned into an actual bum just a short three decades later.
Sad life story, sure. But maybe let's not act like he went from "Brad Pitt" to "guy sucking cocks behind the dumpster" in a few short years.


Wha... if that wasn't Brad Pitt why did he charge me so goddamned much?
 
2022-06-27 11:08:56 AM  
Biggest "who?" ive ever seen on fark.com
 
2022-06-27 11:30:04 AM  
Anyone comment that that is a rough 51 yet?
 
2022-06-27 11:34:33 AM  

kmgenesis23: He has one credit on imdb. He was in one thing and only one thing.


And the one thing has a 5.2 rating on IMDB
 
2022-06-27 12:04:16 PM  
With that face surely someone could hire him as an Eastern European baddy.

Also, schizophrenia seems awful.
 
2022-06-27 12:09:23 PM  

kmgenesis23: He has one credit on imdb. He was in one thing and only one thing.


Yeah, but dat fame, yo...  Such pressure.  Millions of adoring fans around the world, thousands packing convention halls to see him, hundreds sending him fan mail and requests to have his babies, plus TMZ popping out at him from around the corner to grill him about being an A-Lister in Hollywood since he got his star on the...

You know what?  I can't even finish that with a straight face.
 
2022-06-27 2:39:06 PM  

GrogSmash: Boy likes his hieroglyphs.

Anyone able to translate his forehead?


'Poor Impulse Control'.
 
2022-06-27 4:04:46 PM  

bisi: So, the guy who had one single role playing a bum in 19farking88 turned into an actual bum just a short three decades later.


Kind of what I was thinking... did he just play himself?
 
2022-06-27 4:39:09 PM  
So a film made in London, by a British film production company, starring British actors (save token Yank Martin Landau) is a "Hollywood" production?
 
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