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(TMZ)   Guess which Affleck just crashed a Lamborghini. Guess again. No, again   (tmz.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck's 10-year-old, Ben Affleck, Samuel Garner Affleck Sunday, Automobile, various cars, rear bumper, driver's seat  
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2022-06-27 5:46:22 AM  
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/good luck
//we're all counting on you
 
2022-06-27 5:48:45 AM  
"Crashed"

Sure, subby.
 
2022-06-27 6:12:01 AM  
If only there were pictures of a disappointed and depressed Ben Affleck hanging around..
 
2022-06-27 6:21:15 AM  
Martha?
 
2022-06-27 7:20:04 AM  
That duck in the commercials?
 
2022-06-27 7:42:22 AM  
Pretty creepy that there was a photographer there to document the whole thing.
 
2022-06-27 8:01:43 AM  
The relationship could be called Lambeemer?
 
2022-06-27 8:45:41 AM  
In other news, they make a 4 door Lamborghini?
 
2022-06-27 8:51:54 AM  

stuhayes2010: In other news, they make a 4 door Lamborghini?


Yes, the Uris.
 
2022-06-27 9:09:47 AM  
Much more important. That kid needs a haircut. Little hippie. I blame bad parenting.
:)
 
2022-06-27 9:10:32 AM  
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2022-06-27 9:14:45 AM  
An employee at 777 Exotics told us there was no accident and the cars were just parked really close together -- which is true -- but that doesn't explain why Samuel would get out and inspect the 2 vehicles.

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2022-06-27 9:15:23 AM  
Mayhem?
 
2022-06-27 9:46:47 AM  

darch: stuhayes2010: In other news, they make a 4 door Lamborghini?

Yes, the Uris.


Urus
 
2022-06-27 9:51:57 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: If only there were pictures of a disappointed and depressed Ben Affleck hanging around..


Looking for him now
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2022-06-27 10:18:25 AM  

thornhill: Pretty creepy that there was a photographer there to document the whole thing.


Pretty sure there's a team of photographers following Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner around 24/7.
 
2022-06-27 10:35:28 AM  

stuhayes2010: In other news, they make a 4 door Lamborghini?


Welcome to 1986
 
2022-06-27 10:50:08 AM  
"Look at me. Don't worry about it. I have a lot of money."

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2022-06-27 11:28:59 AM  

thornhill: Pretty creepy that there was a photographer there to document the whole thing.


Subjects getting paid, and being able to decline the payment and seize it, would fix that.  But freedom or some shiat.
 
2022-06-27 11:29:50 AM  

darch: stuhayes2010: In other news, they make a 4 door Lamborghini?

Yes, the Uris.


WTF is the point in that? What's next a Ferrari Pickup truck?
 
2022-06-27 11:31:00 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: thornhill: Pretty creepy that there was a photographer there to document the whole thing.

Pretty sure there's a team of photographers following Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner around 24/7.


I don't understand why people don't mug them? Those cameras are expensive as fark all
 
2022-06-27 11:31:03 AM  

chewielouie: "Look at me. Don't worry about it. I have a lot of money."

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Yeah what is up with that pic? Is Affleck getting onto them? Hope not

"I can't afford this AND keep Jenny happy!"
 
2022-06-27 12:12:11 PM  
"...Little to NO(?) damage"...what TMZ?

Of course, there had to be damage to the body crushing and marks. Alot of force and weight there.
Different standards and costs for the damage for these cars

TMZ, Don't ever drive my damn car, or get a cost estimating job.

Bet you are riding around with battlemarks all over your car

Kid could have killed somebody or pinned them
 
2022-06-27 12:17:05 PM  

waxbeans: darch: stuhayes2010: In other news, they make a 4 door Lamborghini?

Yes, the Uris.

WTF is the point in that? What's next a Ferrari Pickup truck?


Add Bentley and Maserati to the list. I sincerely hope that McLaren and Ferrari don't follow this stupid fad. Now that I've said that someone will link to prototype SUVs from both of them.
 
2022-06-27 12:22:29 PM  
Well, the important thing is that it's somebody else's car.
 
2022-06-27 12:52:14 PM  
I'm just here to say if I had his money... I still would not have any of those absurd  status symbol sports cars. Then I'd give a away a bunch of that money.
 
2022-06-27 1:19:25 PM  
Slow news day, everyone?
 
2022-06-27 1:22:29 PM  

waxbeans: WTF is the point in that? What's next a Ferrari Pickup truck?


It's worse than that: https://www.ferraritractor.com/
 
2022-06-27 2:33:52 PM  

stuhayes2010: In other news, they make a 4 door Lamborghini?


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2022-06-27 3:18:07 PM  

toetag: waxbeans: WTF is the point in that? What's next a Ferrari Pickup truck?

It's worse than that: https://www.ferraritractor.com/


And don't forget that originally Lamborghini was a tractor manufacturer, and still is...
 
2022-06-27 4:54:46 PM  

chewielouie: "Look at me. Don't worry about it. I have a lot of money."

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I'm pretty sure that is him berating them for leaving a Lambo running so his crotchspawn could have the chance to make him call his accountant to pay for it.
 
2022-06-27 5:47:30 PM  

waxbeans: darch: stuhayes2010: In other news, they make a 4 door Lamborghini?

Yes, the Uris.

WTF is the point in that? What's next a Ferrari Pickup truck?


Ferrari's SUV is expected late 2022 or early 2023  https://www.caranddriver.com/ferrari/purosangue
 
2022-06-27 9:09:31 PM  
If I did that I would have been beaten so badly that I peed poo and crapped blood for a month.
 
2022-06-27 10:34:02 PM  

10Speed: If I did that I would have been beaten so badly that I peed poo and crapped blood for a month.


Your parents sound like assholes.
 
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