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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)   The man in the mask is back   (woodtv.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Sheriff, Montcalm County, Michigan, Saturday evening, Police, Michigan, United States, Crystal Lake, Michigan State Police  
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6002 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jun 2022 at 10:05 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-26 10:06:34 PM  
Well...sh*t...
 
2022-06-26 10:11:23 PM  
Louis XIV's twin has a knack for longevity.
 
2022-06-26 10:11:32 PM  
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2022-06-26 10:15:22 PM  
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2022-06-26 10:22:22 PM  
 
2022-06-26 10:22:51 PM  

hawaiijenno: [Fark user image image 425x368]


Well, at least he's gainfully employed and not having to kill horny teenagers for a living.
 
2022-06-26 10:26:44 PM  
I'd say it was more of a recovery than a rescue ..
 
2022-06-26 10:27:10 PM  
its drunk redneck drowning season!
 
2022-06-26 10:30:30 PM  
Alice?
 
2022-06-26 10:32:34 PM  
SMOKIN'!!
 
2022-06-26 10:33:18 PM  
Strangely, "He's Back" is one of the few Alice Cooper songs I like.
Alice Cooper - (He's Back) The Man Behind the Mask
Youtube K-XAjEyrqOs
 
2022-06-26 10:35:59 PM  
♪♪♪ The man in the mask is back and it turned into a ballroom blitz ♪♪♪

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2022-06-26 10:49:16 PM  
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?
 
2022-06-26 10:50:17 PM  
As long as you're not within walking distance of Crystal Lake, New York, or outer space you'll be fine.
 
2022-06-26 10:50:55 PM  
Late night in a Fark thread is the saddest thread. It just kicks the dream of a content society, a bountiful community, a safe evening right squarely in the balls, the testicles. As we fall to one side--this is the men of this thread--and scream the ball-shread scream, we know we are one, we are legion. Once we get up.
 
2022-06-26 10:52:00 PM  
Alice Cooper was the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline. I'm glad there's a few references in here
 
2022-06-26 11:02:44 PM  
Ahhhhh...alcohol and night swimming!
 
2022-06-26 11:04:27 PM  
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2022-06-26 11:06:10 PM  
Headline made me immediately think of the Zodiac Killer. Then the headline from TFA made me laugh, well played, subby.
 
2022-06-26 11:06:41 PM  
BOOO! Boooooooo! Michigan has it's CHUDS , militiamen, and Ted Nugent. Don't have Vorhees thrown in to our cabal of copper wire entreched tweekers. We have Robocop Jersey has Vorhees.
/ Did you know we had  the Black Legion

 Black Legion (political movement) - Wikipedia
 
2022-06-26 11:07:26 PM  
One word...LIFE VESTS!
 
2022-06-26 11:19:20 PM  
Ch-ch-ch Ah-ah-ah....
 
2022-06-26 11:30:00 PM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: [Fark user image image 320x304]


Why is Danzig getting a facial? I'm not doing phrasing any more...
 
2022-06-26 11:35:34 PM  

Don't Lag Me Bro: Strangely, "He's Back" is one of the few Alice Cooper songs I like.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/K-XAjEyrqOs]


damn, i was trying to reference the song in the headline, but i misremembered it

/thanks for getting it at least
 
2022-06-26 11:42:17 PM  
That's too bad- it's a very pretty lake.
 
2022-06-26 11:46:17 PM  

hawaiijenno: [Fark user image 425x368]


I laughed way too hard at this, you farker.
 
2022-06-26 11:54:36 PM  

Sergeant Angle: hawaiijenno: [Fark user image image 425x368]

Well, at least he's gainfully employed and not having to kill horny teenagers for a living.


That was the only way he could unwind.
 
2022-06-27 12:15:19 AM  

Don't Lag Me Bro: Strangely, "He's Back" is one of the few Alice Cooper songs I like.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/K-XAjEyrqOs]


A couple of fun facts about that video.  Jason in the video is played by CJ Graham, who also played him in Jason Lives.  The video was directed by Joseph Zito, director of Friday the 13th part 4: The Final Chapter.
 
2022-06-27 12:43:41 AM  

August11: Late night in a Fark thread is the saddest thread. It just kicks the dream of a content society, a bountiful community, a safe evening right squarely in the balls, the testicles. As we fall to one side--this is the men of this thread--and scream the ball-shread scream, we know we are one, we are legion. Once we get up.

I don't notice anyone getting any stupider, just drunk. By that point I usually forget to turn off my compute and wander off to bed.

 
2022-06-27 12:49:05 AM  
We're always chasing the consequences. I think we need more guidance and controls on teenage camp counselors.
 
2022-06-27 1:05:37 AM  
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Part 6 is my favorite despite the lack of nudity.
 
2022-06-27 1:08:15 AM  

Don't Lag Me Bro: Strangely, "He's Back" is one of the few Alice Cooper songs I like.
[YouTube video: Alice Cooper - (He's Back) The Man Behind the Mask]


Really?  Even more than the classics?

Side note:

I finally saw Alice Cooper in concert back in April and it was fantastic.  During that song, a guy creeped around the stage in a Jason costume.

And Nita Strauss?  Hot damn!
 
2022-06-27 1:31:47 AM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Ch-ch-ch Ah-ah-ah....


I came here to say this, leaving satisfied
 
2022-06-27 1:41:52 AM  
Voorhees the jolly good fellow...
 
2022-06-27 6:17:32 AM  

The_Sponge: [Fark user image image 425x239]

Part 6 is my favorite despite the lack of nudity.


Six hit the sweet spot mix of decent quality slasher horror and comedic sensibilities.

Of course One and Two are classics. Three has it's moments, but even if you exclude the forced 3-D spots it was already getting out of hand with not only the kills but the reliance on stereotypes in place of character development.

But for whatever reason, they got most of it dialed in just enough on Six to make a quality slasher film one last time.
 
2022-06-27 6:20:00 AM  

Don't Lag Me Bro: Strangely, "He's Back" is one of the few Alice Cooper songs I like.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/K-XAjEyrqOs]


Do you like "It's Hot Tonight"?
 
2022-06-27 6:28:26 AM  
So we went from Medical Drama with COVID (which is still around) to 80's slasher films.

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Let me know when we get to alien invasions, Yellowstone eruptions, and comets hitting the Earth. This is boring stuff so far.
 
2022-06-27 1:07:35 PM  

The_Sponge: Don't Lag Me Bro: Strangely, "He's Back" is one of the few Alice Cooper songs I like.
[YouTube video: Alice Cooper - (He's Back) The Man Behind the Mask]

Really?  Even more than the classics?

Side note:

I finally saw Alice Cooper in concert back in April and it was fantastic.  During that song, a guy creeped around the stage in a Jason costume.

And Nita Strauss?  Hot damn!


I saw Alice back in the Poison days, and again sort of recently, opening for Motley Crue on their last farewell tour.  He's obviously a little older now, but still kills it on stage.

Way better than Motley was capable of then.
 
2022-06-27 3:16:09 PM  

ekdikeo4: The_Sponge: Don't Lag Me Bro: Strangely, "He's Back" is one of the few Alice Cooper songs I like.
[YouTube video: Alice Cooper - (He's Back) The Man Behind the Mask]

Really?  Even more than the classics?

Side note:

I finally saw Alice Cooper in concert back in April and it was fantastic.  During that song, a guy creeped around the stage in a Jason costume.

And Nita Strauss?  Hot damn!

I saw Alice back in the Poison days, and again sort of recently, opening for Motley Crue on their last farewell tour.  He's obviously a little older now, but still kills it on stage.

Way better than Motley was capable of then.


*Fist Bump*
 
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