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5105 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Jun 2022 at 9:17 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-26 7:05:58 PM  
Can we buy them dinner?
 
2022-06-26 7:09:54 PM  
Video or it didn't happen.
 
2022-06-26 7:10:32 PM  
This is great
 
2022-06-26 7:12:25 PM  
I think there should be a reenactment in front of cameras, for posterity sake.
 
2022-06-26 7:20:54 PM  

aleister_greynight: I think there should be a reenactment in front of cameras, for posterity sake.


The re-enactment should be at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
 
2022-06-26 7:38:27 PM  
 
2022-06-26 7:42:36 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1541201416949211136


That's farking disappointing, for the reenactment maybe we can use Rand Paul's Neighbor.
 
2022-06-26 7:51:49 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1541201416949211136



OMFG!! How did Rudy cheat death from that brutal assault!!??
 
2022-06-26 7:58:28 PM  

aleister_greynight: Torgo_of_Manos: https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1541201416949211136

That's farking disappointing, for the reenactment maybe we can use Rand Paul's Neighbor.


Badmoodman: Torgo_of_Manos: https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1541201416949211136


OMFG!! How did Rudy cheat death from that brutal assault!!??


the video is just so embarrassing
 
2022-06-26 7:58:36 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1541201416949211136


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2022-06-26 8:05:14 PM  
That guy should go full Republican and flip the script: "I meant to say 'You're going to kill it WITH women', you know, like a pat on the back. An attaboy. Big Rudy fan. The bigliest."
 
2022-06-26 8:42:59 PM  
Charges? When is the person running for Governor?
 
2022-06-26 8:54:32 PM  
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2022-06-26 8:57:14 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1541201416949211136


You know, I was wondering if it was that vicious.
Yeah, terrible...

Rudy is a dumb-ass for being in public at all. He's lucky he that's the beating he got, because it's not the one he deserves.
But it would be terrible if someone did that.
 
2022-06-26 8:59:05 PM  

cretinbob: [i.imgflip.com image 598x500]


I don't.  That was barely a nudge.

You got Ruby's back to you for a sucker punch I expect way more.
 
2022-06-26 8:59:13 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1541201416949211136


even better

https://twitter.com/i/status/1541202601236172800
 
2022-06-26 9:01:03 PM  

WickerNipple: cretinbob: [i.imgflip.com image 598x500]

I don't.  That was barely a nudge.

You got Ruby's back to you for a sucker punch I expect way more.


I had read a different article before I saw the video. I mean, I'm not the kind of person who would wish something bad to happen to such a fine and wonderful human being like him....

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2022-06-26 9:05:43 PM  

aleister_greynight: Video or it didn't happen.


Video.

You know how people say "technically if you tap someone on the shoulder it's assault"?

I'll let you watch the video & come to your own conclusions but IMO it's pretty much that.
 
2022-06-26 9:10:22 PM  

andrewagill: aleister_greynight: Video or it didn't happen.

Video.

You know how people say "technically if you tap someone on the shoulder it's assault"?

I'll let you watch the video & come to your own conclusions but IMO it's pretty much that.


Are you kidding? That was a brutal blow! A hit that hard could even knock down a professional Soccer player.
 
2022-06-26 9:12:48 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1541201416949211136


#Pray4OmarionRudy
 
2022-06-26 9:15:54 PM  

Ivo Shandor: andrewagill: aleister_greynight: Video or it didn't happen.

Video.

You know how people say "technically if you tap someone on the shoulder it's assault"?

I'll let you watch the video & come to your own conclusions but IMO it's pretty much that.

Are you kidding? That was a brutal blow! A hit that hard could even knock down a professional Soccer player.


Best/Worst Fake Soccer Injuries: Dives and Flops!
Youtube bjyqCqiMc0M
 
2022-06-26 9:18:54 PM  
Being slapped scared him so badly.
 
2022-06-26 9:20:10 PM  

Ivo Shandor: andrewagill: aleister_greynight: Video or it didn't happen.

Video.

You know how people say "technically if you tap someone on the shoulder it's assault"?

I'll let you watch the video & come to your own conclusions but IMO it's pretty much that.

Are you kidding? That was a brutal blow! A hit that hard could even knock down a professional Soccer player.


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2022-06-26 9:20:24 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1541201416949211136


Wow, almost got him with the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.
 
2022-06-26 9:20:29 PM  
That was literally a pat on the back
 
2022-06-26 9:20:29 PM  
I was pepper sprayed for handing out bottled water during the George Floyd protests. I think Rudy got off easy.
 
2022-06-26 9:21:45 PM  
"slapped" just wait.. someone will be claiming violence was committed.. that was a pat. a hey you pat. he needs slugged up side the head. Daughter i am disappoint.
 
2022-06-26 9:21:48 PM  
The fact that Rudy isn't eating management loaf in some smelly prison for the rest of his life is a travesty of justice. I'll settle for "can't shop for groceries in peace" for now.
 
2022-06-26 9:22:23 PM  

andrewagill: aleister_greynight: Video or it didn't happen.

Video.

You know how people say "technically if you tap someone on the shoulder it's assault"?

I'll let you watch the video & come to your own conclusions but IMO it's pretty much that.


Tapping is battery.
 
2022-06-26 9:23:14 PM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: andrewagill: aleister_greynight: Video or it didn't happen.

Video.

You know how people say "technically if you tap someone on the shoulder it's assault"?

I'll let you watch the video & come to your own conclusions but IMO it's pretty much that.

Tapping is battery.


AA or C cell?
 
2022-06-26 9:23:31 PM  
He got patted on the back, and she said something snide. Truly, this is America's darkest day.

Who are the Snowflakes again?
 
2022-06-26 9:23:46 PM  
Calm down, Rudy Giuliani, you absolute pussy.
 
2022-06-26 9:25:08 PM  
Wait, grandpa 9/11 does his own grocery shopping?  Since when?  Or is this like "shopping" when the real reason is he wants to go out in public and get recognized?
 
2022-06-26 9:25:54 PM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: andrewagill: aleister_greynight: Video or it didn't happen.

Video.

You know how people say "technically if you tap someone on the shoulder it's assault"?

I'll let you watch the video & come to your own conclusions but IMO it's pretty much that.

Tapping is battery.


Going for that "best kind of correct" award are we?
 
2022-06-26 9:26:03 PM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: andrewagill: aleister_greynight: Video or it didn't happen.

Video.

You know how people say "technically if you tap someone on the shoulder it's assault"?

I'll let you watch the video & come to your own conclusions but IMO it's pretty much that.

Tapping is battery.


It depends on the jurisdiction what the term is but you are correct & I was wrong.
 
2022-06-26 9:26:21 PM  

New Rising Sun: Wait, grandpa 9/11 does his own grocery shopping?  Since when?  Or is this like "shopping" when the real reason is he wants to go out in public and get recognized?


Campaigning for his ass of a son.
 
2022-06-26 9:26:22 PM  
Oh FFS. I had my hopes up.
 
2022-06-26 9:26:37 PM  

cretinbob: Torgo_of_Manos: https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1541201416949211136

even better

https://twitter.com/i/status/1541202601236172800


Curtis? JFC, was Bernie Goetz not available? What a couple of racist dinosaurs. And I've never been anywhere near NYC.
 
2022-06-26 9:27:10 PM  
Italians in New York greet each other with a slap on the back and "Hey, scumbag!" all the time. What's the big, fu*ckin' deal?
 
2022-06-26 9:28:04 PM  
That wasn't a slap. He was helping him tuck in his shirt.
 
2022-06-26 9:28:06 PM  

New Rising Sun: Wait, grandpa 9/11 does his own grocery shopping?  Since when?  Or is this like "shopping" when the real reason is he wants to go out in public and get recognized?


He had a small circle, and it looked like folks trying to line up others to speak to him. So, staged event/photo op.
 
2022-06-26 9:28:10 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Torgo_of_Manos: https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1541201416949211136

Wow, almost got him with the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.


He looks ready.
 
2022-06-26 9:28:14 PM  
Someone's livin' the dream.
 
2022-06-26 9:28:33 PM  
The mayor who ordered his cops to terrorize POC was shaken by a violent... pat on the back.
 
2022-06-26 9:29:06 PM  
There was clearly a fly on his back. The smack on the back was an attempt to kill a possibly deadly disease carrying insect that could have inflicted real bodily harm. That guy should get a metal, not get arrested, come on Rudy.


/sorry, that slap was ridiculous
 
2022-06-26 9:29:07 PM  

hardinparamedic: Chief Superintendent Lookout: andrewagill: aleister_greynight: Video or it didn't happen.

Video.

You know how people say "technically if you tap someone on the shoulder it's assault"?

I'll let you watch the video & come to your own conclusions but IMO it's pretty much that.

Tapping is battery.

AA or C cell?


This wasn't in Philly.
 
2022-06-26 9:29:11 PM  
Snowflake
 
2022-06-26 9:30:28 PM  
Next time try using a truck going about 60 or so
 
2022-06-26 9:31:32 PM  
Woman fakes injury in court
Youtube rrtSvCPaygs
 
2022-06-26 9:32:00 PM  

Badmoodman: Torgo_of_Manos: https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1541201416949211136


OMFG!! How did Rudy cheat death from that brutal assault!!??


Shrieking, "Oh no, my bodily autonomy!!" Then crashing down hard like Tower #1.


😱😭😇🇺🇲🇺🇲✈
 
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