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2022-06-26 3:08:19 PM  
General Pavel likes to eat five meals a day and wash it down with a litre of vodka

What's his Fark handle?
 
2022-06-26 3:14:05 PM  
+1 Subby.  Saw this posted earlier with a much less funny headline.
 
2022-06-26 3:17:57 PM  

aleister_greynight: General Pavel likes to eat five meals a day and wash it down with a litre of vodka

What's his Fark handle?


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2022-06-26 3:34:27 PM  
Ukraine troops in a few days:
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2022-06-26 3:55:25 PM  
He's a walking talking opportunity to do a wick-effect experiment with an RPG as I've ever seen.
 
2022-06-26 4:39:22 PM  
That's a lot of camouflage material.
 
2022-06-26 4:40:46 PM  
Meal Team 66.
 
2022-06-26 4:41:47 PM  
Ok, so a target that even Bohdan, the cross-eyed sniper, can hit.
 
2022-06-26 4:42:19 PM  
Since I have not heard about the Ukrainians killing the guy who ran things in Syria, I am guessing he had the same experience reporting an update to Putin as a Imperial General does reporting about the hunt for Han Solo to Darth Vader
 
2022-06-26 4:42:36 PM  
Wow. I'm sure that the Ukrainian snipers will have no trouble with THAT target.
 
2022-06-26 4:42:42 PM  
Is that Steve Bannon?
 
2022-06-26 4:43:00 PM  
Tell me you've run out of generals without telling me
 
2022-06-26 4:43:41 PM  
That ain't 280, unless he's 4'10"
 
2022-06-26 4:45:00 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: That's a lot of camouflage material.


Meh. Any Cabelas in the US will carry 4XL RealTree cammy overalls, many 5X.
 
2022-06-26 4:45:03 PM  

whither_apophis: That ain't 280, unless he's 4'10"


He has Donald trump's dr
 
2022-06-26 4:45:43 PM  

whither_apophis: That ain't 280, unless he's 4'10"


They're using Trump's doctors
 
2022-06-26 4:45:45 PM  
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What did you do, Ray??
 
2022-06-26 4:45:46 PM  

whither_apophis: That ain't 280, unless he's 4'10"


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2022-06-26 4:46:06 PM  

whither_apophis: That ain't 280, unless he's 4'10"


it was estimated by drump's former doc, Ronnie Jackson
 
2022-06-26 4:46:16 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: whither_apophis: That ain't 280, unless he's 4'10"

He has Donald trump's dr


Shaking a trumpian fist.
 
2022-06-26 4:46:18 PM  
Too bad that Shirley Stoler, the camp commander from The Seven Beauties, isn't available.   Putin spent all his credibility in pretending to not be emulating Hitler long ago.  A large obese movie character would be right down his alley.

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2022-06-26 4:46:51 PM  

SpectroBoy: aleister_greynight: General Pavel likes to eat five meals a day and wash it down with a litre of vodka

What's his Fark handle?

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General Vodak?
 
2022-06-26 4:46:52 PM  

hubiestubert: He's a walking talking opportunity to do a wick-effect experiment with an RPG as I've ever seen.


We don't have to spend that much on weaponry to off him.  Send him a cheese burger.  He's only 10 grams of cholesterol away from death.

Best $5 ever spent.
 
2022-06-26 4:47:43 PM  

whither_apophis: That ain't 280, unless he's 4'10"


Possibly closer to 280 kilos?  The guy to the left of him is probably ~250 lbs.
 
2022-06-26 4:47:58 PM  
jokes on you.  All that extra mass means more hit points, and what would normally be a debilitating wound is just an accidental weight loss opportunity
 
2022-06-26 4:48:14 PM  
Can we hire Paul Linnman to narrate the inevitable video of this guy getting Bayraktar'd?
 
2022-06-26 4:48:38 PM  
Daily Mail?
 
2022-06-26 4:48:58 PM  

edbanks: Is that Steve Bannon?


Naw, too skinny.
 
2022-06-26 4:49:13 PM  
So the rest of the remaining Generals are fatter than him?
 
2022-06-26 4:50:14 PM  
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"Slather them in gravy and let me at em"

Seriously, that guy looks like Michael Scott in his fat suit.

The only thing that guy has conquered recently is a bucket of chicken
 
2022-06-26 4:50:27 PM  
Hindenburg was called out of retirement to lead Germany in WWI. Of course, this guy looks more like the airship than the person.
 
2022-06-26 4:51:15 PM  
Given the Russian ability to get rations to the front lines, that guy will be in a coma from the drastic drop in calories he's about to experience.
 
2022-06-26 4:51:52 PM  
This guy is WAY heavier than 280.
 
2022-06-26 4:51:56 PM  
Damn, that dude is quite rotund.
He probably has to take a break and sit down seconds after he tries to stand up.
 
2022-06-26 4:52:26 PM  
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2022-06-26 4:52:30 PM  
He actually has five other generals nesting inside him.
 
2022-06-26 4:53:28 PM  

Unsung_Hero: Given the Russian ability to get rations to the front lines, that guy will be in a coma from the drastic drop in calories he's about to experience.


I wager an entire Ukraine town will assigned to provide meals for him.
 
2022-06-26 4:55:32 PM  
Uh.  I was 275 at my heaviest and I can assure you that person is not 280 pounds.
 
2022-06-26 4:56:40 PM  
Jesus.. that guy is gonna be really easy to pick up on radar...but it may take 3-5 neptunes to stick a dent in him.
 
2022-06-26 4:57:09 PM  
At that age and weight, it's a miracle he's not in a wheelchair.  Obesity is hell on old knees.
 
2022-06-26 4:57:48 PM  

whither_apophis: That ain't 280, unless he's 4'10"


He needs to put the other foot on the scale.
 
2022-06-26 4:58:03 PM  

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"Slather them in gravy and let me at em"

Seriously, that guy looks like Michael Scott in his fat suit.

The only thing that guy has conquered recently is a bucket of chicken


Truly and inspiration to his fighting men that he can lead them...to the chow line.
 
2022-06-26 4:58:50 PM  

TheCableGuy: Uh.  I was 275 at my heaviest and I can assure you that person is not 280 pounds.


I'm guessing 400, easy.  Maybe 500.
 
2022-06-26 4:59:05 PM  
Mr Creosote is a Russian general?
 
2022-06-26 5:00:04 PM  
I'm assuming that's a litre a meal, which at five meals a day is going to put a serious strain on an already stressed supply line. The collective hangovers might literally kill him.
 
2022-06-26 5:01:08 PM  

aleister_greynight: General Pavel likes to eat five meals a day and wash it down with a litre of vodka

What's his Fark handle?


That's farking impressive.

I used to do the same, but, was in no shape to do much else.
 
2022-06-26 5:02:23 PM  

whither_apophis: That ain't 280, unless he's 4'10"


Notice how he is standing next to people.

He's short.
 
2022-06-26 5:06:32 PM  
So, is the plan to roll him across Ukraine and squash people as he goes?
 
2022-06-26 5:07:49 PM  
suddenly its clear why russian army needs to steal all that grain
 
2022-06-26 5:08:24 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: He actually has five other generals nesting inside him.


Very sneaky a Russian nesting general
 
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