Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Forbes)   "moved" wink-wink   (forbes.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Donald Trump, Trump's official campaign committee, Donald J. Trump, Donald Trump, Jr., Make America Great Again PAC, Trump Tower, The Apprentice, Trump Organization  
•       •       •

4288 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Jun 2022 at 2:02 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



58 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2022-06-26 10:46:59 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-06-26 10:51:30 AM  
No way it's only $1,000,000

Start adding in all the appearance fees, salaries, office rental, consultants paid to Trump, Trump, Trump, and Kushner Inc and I'd bet it's tens of millions
 
2022-06-26 10:52:30 AM  
As Andrew Gillum looks on with some curiosity.
 
2022-06-26 11:19:13 AM  
Is there a duh hickey obvious tag option?
 
2022-06-26 12:23:14 PM  
Aint' nothin' gonna happen
 
2022-06-26 12:48:09 PM  
Later today there will be a fundraising email "Donald Trump needs $1 million by midnight to fend off the ANTIFA super soldiers! Donate today for the 1776% match! Donald told us personally that he hopes MAGAisLord48408KamchatchaServerFarm3 will step up again and save America!"

And then by tomorrow "Doc, can we take out Lil' Earnhardt's OTHER kidney and sell it!?!? Trump needs to stigginit to them libs!"
 
2022-06-26 1:31:14 PM  
It's called embezzlement.
 
2022-06-26 1:55:36 PM  
Your honour, I was not stealing the TV, I was merely moving it to my house.
 
2022-06-26 2:06:08 PM  

nmrsnr: It's called embezzlement.


Another charge to add to the pile. Sigh.
 
2022-06-26 2:06:30 PM  
That's it? Less than $100k per month?
 
2022-06-26 2:07:27 PM  
y.yarn.coView Full Size
 
2022-06-26 2:08:21 PM  
Part of me is shocked that he had that much money

The other part is fired the heck up. Go, go, go! Get him!
 
2022-06-26 2:08:24 PM  
Oh, the good old days, when embezzling funds was a crime instead of just another day.
 
2022-06-26 2:09:13 PM  

mrshowrules: Your honour, I was not stealing the TV, I was merely moving it to my house.


I can guess you first mistakenly posted this on another thread, or imagine Farkers are quietly developing a  comment that works in any thread.
 
2022-06-26 2:10:42 PM  
And there were still emails begging those idiots to send him more instead of buying insulin for meemaw. "But you guuuyyss, I totally need to get my private jet flying again! It's so not cool that I'm supposed to pay for maintenance!"
 
2022-06-26 2:11:16 PM  
and there will be zero Consequences.


Unless....
 
2022-06-26 2:14:19 PM  
Doesn't he have a war chest of like $250 million?

He considers all of that his personal piggy bank. He doesn't think he has to do anything to justify any of it, campaign finance laws be damned.
 
2022-06-26 2:18:35 PM  

HugeMistake: Aint' nothin' gonna happen


You deserve at least a few points for not posting the GIF.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-06-26 2:19:00 PM  

buravirgil: mrshowrules: Your honour, I was not stealing the TV, I was merely moving it to my house.

I can guess you first mistakenly posted this on another thread, or imagine Farkers are quietly developing a  comment that works in any thread.


gannett-cdn.comView Full Size
 
2022-06-26 2:19:09 PM  
"Billionaire"
 
2022-06-26 2:19:28 PM  
Laws don't matter to republicans, authority matters. They don't care what the law says when one of them in a position of authority wants to do something. Just like the church taught them.
 
2022-06-26 2:19:35 PM  
c.tenor.comView Full Size
 
2022-06-26 2:20:13 PM  
But of course, there's a difference when Republicans are shiatbag criminals. They don't commit fraud, grand larceny, or insider trading, they "move money." Just like they don't rape children, they have  "inappropriate relationships with minors."

The "liberal media" out front should have told you.
 
2022-06-26 2:22:44 PM  
He's allegedly a billionaire. Why would he steal what should be pocket change for him? Unless... ::gasp:: He's A POOR! Unclean! Filthy!
 
2022-06-26 2:22:45 PM  
You say moved, I say laundered.
 
2022-06-26 2:23:52 PM  
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you." -- LBJ
 
2022-06-26 2:27:18 PM  
I noticed the word, ILLEGAL isn't anywhere in that article. So, things are typical with TFG.
 
2022-06-26 2:27:51 PM  

Mail Order American Husband: Laws don't matter to republicans, authority matters. They don't care what the law says when one of them in a position of authority wants to do something. Just like the church taught them.


What laws are being broken here? The Supreme Court has already decided that the 1st Amendment gives him the right to do this. Trump is just more shameless about abusing the lack of campaign finance laws in your country.
 
2022-06-26 2:30:13 PM  
i.guim.co.ukView Full Size
 
2022-06-26 2:31:05 PM  

alienated: nmrsnr: It's called embezzlement.

Another charge to add to the pile. Sigh.


Don't forget supplemental oxygen on your way up
 
2022-06-26 2:34:05 PM  

Badmoodman: I noticed the word, ILLEGAL isn't anywhere in that article. So, things are typical with TFG.


He could con money out of the stupids all day, lots of people get rich that way and retire and live a great life.

Not many people are willing to start a riot and commit murder for a hare-brained money-making scheme though.

Not to mention Trumps sedition against the United States of America itself and his possible collusion with organized crime in Russia.
 
2022-06-26 2:36:31 PM  

nmrsnr: It's called embezzlement.


Benefiting from euphemism is definitely a privilege enjoyed by TFG.
 
2022-06-26 2:36:47 PM  

mrshowrules: Your honour, I was not stealing the TV, I was merely moving it to my house.


"Your honor, i was not farking this sheep.  I was helping it get over the fence."@⁰
 
2022-06-26 2:37:32 PM  
I would have never imagined, that a family engaged in a pattern of self dealing to transfer charitable assets intended for veterans, and children with cancer, would be willing to enrich themselves with political contributions.
 
2022-06-26 2:38:20 PM  

Valter: Part of me is shocked that he had that much money

The other part is fired the heck up. Go, go, go! Get him!


Get him what? A bag of Burger King and a twelve year old hooker?
 
2022-06-26 2:45:33 PM  
Well taking a dump is technically a movement.
 
2022-06-26 2:50:21 PM  

Kiler: You say moved, I say laundered.


You say Republican, I say criminal...

Moved, laundered, Republican, criminal...
Let's call the whole thing off!
 
2022-06-26 2:55:17 PM  
So you hide money laundering and other illegal financial movements by pushing a national fiction that the election was stolen from you.
 
2022-06-26 2:56:38 PM  

Ragin' Asian: He's allegedly a billionaire. Why would he steal what should be pocket change for him? Unless... ::gasp:: He's A POOR! Unclean! Filthy!


he is not a billionaire.

that said, it is like watching somebody in a $1,200 suit argue with the waiter at a posh restaurant over a 38 cent overage so he can have an excuse for not tipping.
 
2022-06-26 2:56:42 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: "Billionaire"


Yet also a mere employee of the Mar-a-Lago resort.  It's how he can live there despite the law against long term residents at the resort.

In fact, if the TrumpForPressidentLLC ordered room service and put a million dollar tip on the company card, and Donny delivered it as part of his duties, he'd get to pocket the tip
 
2022-06-26 2:58:17 PM  
The money is just resting in his account.
 
2022-06-26 3:03:16 PM  

weddingsinger: No way it's only $1,000,000

Start adding in all the appearance fees, salaries, office rental, consultants paid to Trump, Trump, Trump, and Kushner Inc and I'd bet it's tens of millions


Doesn't he owe hundreds of millions? Yeah, he's probably breaking the law, but is it enough money to prevent a complete bankruptcy?
 
2022-06-26 3:05:22 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: Officer Barrelroll: "Billionaire"

Yet also a mere employee of the Mar-a-Lago resort.  It's how he can live there despite the law against long term residents at the resort.

In fact, if the TrumpForPressidentLLC ordered room service and put a million dollar tip on the company card, and Donny delivered it as part of his duties, he'd get to pocket the tip


What do you mean, "if"?

If Trump has not done that already I would be amazed.
 
2022-06-26 3:08:12 PM  
You have to admit, while Trump was the worst president in history as well as the worst human being to ever hold that office, he's by far the greatest grifter America has ever seen.

PT Barnum would be in awe
 
2022-06-26 3:18:46 PM  

buravirgil: mrshowrules: Your honour, I was not stealing the TV, I was merely moving it to my house.

I can guess you first mistakenly posted this on another thread, or imagine Farkers are quietly developing a  comment that works in any thread.


I was not working on a universally applicable post - but I am now.  Challenge accepted.
 
2022-06-26 3:27:21 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: You have to admit, while Trump was the worst president in history as well as the worst human being to ever hold that office, he's by far the greatest grifter America has ever seen.

PT Barnum would be in awe


I prefer to think it's more that the 'Murican rubes are among the stupidest ever to have been fleeced.
 
2022-06-26 3:35:47 PM  
Reminds me that I have move my neighbors tv and silverware to my place
 
2022-06-26 3:55:09 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: You have to admit, while Trump was the worst president in history as well as the worst human being to ever hold that office, he's by far the greatest grifter America has ever seen.

PT Barnum would be in awe


I don't know if I agree with that. Trump is definitely the most brazen grifter. I think to establish him as the greatest grifter it would have to be less obvious. Everyone can see Trump doing it in plain sight. The problem is that he barely ever gets held accountable for any of it. And, in the times where he does get smacked down, the penalty or settlement is for less than what he pocketed.
 
2022-06-26 3:57:23 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: "Billionaire"


Well, if you do not subtract all the money he owes maybe.
 
2022-06-26 4:06:14 PM  
Hey Forbes, just say it. STOLE. He stole it.
 
Displayed 50 of 58 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.