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(IMDB)   Happy 52nd Nick Offerman. It is appropriate for you to celebrate with all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?   (imdb.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Nick Offerman, 1920, 1916, English-language films, Dead Poets Society, accomplished woodworker, 1908, 1921  
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2022-06-26 1:57:01 PM  
I'm supposed to believe he let the government know his real birthday? What's next, a thread on where all the gold is buried?
 
2022-06-26 1:57:45 PM  
Ron Swanson Achieves Bacon
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2022-06-26 2:31:19 PM  
don't make me axe you again
 
2022-06-26 2:44:05 PM  

TheManofPA: I'm supposed to believe he let the government know his real birthday? What's next, a thread on where all the gold is buried?


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2022-06-26 2:52:00 PM  
I'd like to read his book on wilderness exploits with Jeff Tweedy and George Saunders.
 
2022-06-26 2:52:41 PM  
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Let's get some snake juice
 
2022-06-26 2:56:20 PM  
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2022-06-26 2:56:45 PM  
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2022-06-26 2:57:28 PM  
BTW, if anyone has a desire to see him naked.....

He actually shows his junk in "Deadwood".
 
2022-06-26 3:05:53 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: I'd like to read his book on wilderness exploits with Jeff Tweedy and George Saunders.


I made it about 1/4 of the way through and lost interest. His other books were much better, imho. As a woodworker, I really enjoyed Good Clean Fun.
 
2022-06-26 3:19:42 PM  
Nick Offerman has many wonderful qualities, but this is his most wonderfullist.

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2022-06-26 3:30:04 PM  

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Let's get some snake juice


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2022-06-26 3:34:23 PM  

The_Sponge: BTW, if anyone has a desire to see him naked.....

He actually shows his junk in "Deadwood".



FIDLAR "Cocaine" (NSFW) is stunt junk but it's got 40s of Mickey's and Nick pissing all over Hollywood.
 
2022-06-26 3:35:41 PM  
Co-star Aubrey Plaza's too. Different year.

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2022-06-26 3:50:05 PM  

Mugato: Co-star Aubrey Plaza's too. Different year.

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This absolutely kills me. 
Showgirls (1995) - Scene Comparison starring Sarah Ramos & Aubrey Plaza
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2022-06-26 4:23:45 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: Nick Offerman has many wonderful qualities, but this is his most wonderfullist.

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He's married to Tammy II? I didn't know that. Not that I cared, but still.
 
2022-06-26 4:37:08 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Metastatic Capricorn: Nick Offerman has many wonderful qualities, but this is his most wonderfullist.

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He's married to Tammy II? I didn't know that. Not that I cared, but still.


Goin' on 20 years.
 
2022-06-26 4:54:16 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: Peter von Nostrand: Metastatic Capricorn: Nick Offerman has many wonderful qualities, but this is his most wonderfullist.

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He's married to Tammy II? I didn't know that. Not that I cared, but still.

Goin' on 20 years.


I heard they like to Sling.
 
2022-06-26 7:08:38 PM  

Mugato: Co-star Aubrey Plaza's too. Different year.

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She is the new pop Olivia Munn, boring, predictable, and "edgy" to morans.

/both suck
//neither are funny
///they are both kinda cute in their own way
 
2022-06-26 7:28:36 PM  
Pizza Farm with Nick Offerman
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2022-06-26 7:59:45 PM  

OhioUGrad: She is the new pop Olivia Munn, boring, predictable, and "edgy" to morans.


She has had Robert De Niro complain about her playing with his nipples.

/Seriously
//https://www.buzzfeed.com/keelyflaherty/aubrey-plaza-tried-to-play-with-robert-de-niros-nipples-but
 
2022-06-26 8:25:18 PM  

Bot v2.38beta: The_Sponge: BTW, if anyone has a desire to see him naked.....

He actually shows his junk in "Deadwood".


FIDLAR "Cocaine" (NSFW) is stunt junk but it's got 40s of Mickey's and Nick pissing all over Hollywood.


Do an image search for "Nick Offerman first head shot".

Don't do it at work.
 
2022-06-26 8:25:25 PM  

Saturn5: [YouTube video: Ron Swanson Achieves Bacon]


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2022-06-26 11:32:39 PM  

OhioUGrad: boring, predictable, and "edgy" to morans


Fark has had some incredibly self-unaware posts before, but damn.
 
TKM
2022-06-26 11:59:28 PM  
He played a good American on a TV show.

He isn't.
 
2022-06-27 12:34:05 AM  
I'm glad I finally watched Parks and Rec.  It's a fun show.

\Still can't work up any interest in The Office
 
2022-06-27 12:35:49 AM  

PlaidJaguar: I'm glad I finally watched Parks and Rec.  It's a fun show.

\Still can't work up any interest in The Office


Yeah...Parks and Rec is so much better.
 
2022-06-27 1:07:07 AM  

PlaidJaguar: I'm glad I finally watched Parks and Rec.  It's a fun show.

\Still can't work up any interest in The Office


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I kid... I've never watched either version of The Office, just love P&R... But a shout-out to a long time farker is always a good thing.
 
2022-06-27 10:14:58 AM  

OhioUGrad: Mugato: Co-star Aubrey Plaza's too. Different year.

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She is the new pop Olivia Munn, boring, predictable, and "edgy" to morans.

/both suck
//neither are funny
///they are both kinda cute in their own way


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2022-06-27 7:35:23 PM  
Not sure when he'll tour again, but saw his live show pre-covid. Definitely a recommend if you are into that kind of variety one-man show thing
 
2022-06-27 8:25:37 PM  

TKM: He played a good American on a TV show.

He isn't.


Oh shoot, TKM declared him "not a good American," guys. Pack it in.
 
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