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2022-06-26 9:25:28 AM  
Mr. Stromberg unavailable for comment
 
2022-06-26 9:28:47 AM  
Better to have bill-dispensing beauty of a wife:

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2022-06-26 10:33:38 AM  

cretinbob: Mr. Stromberg unavailable for comment


Was he given a whole Dr. Brown's Cream Soda?
 
2022-06-26 11:06:53 AM  
Woman goes to the doctor, says, '"doctor, I've got lots of 1p, 2p and 5p coins dropping out of my vajayjay." It's nothing to worry about," replies the doctor," you're just going through the change."

/ba-dum-tsch!
 
2022-06-26 11:11:55 AM  
Up His Nose
Youtube 2AYnz86FK8c
 
2022-06-26 11:58:40 AM  
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/obscure?
 
2022-06-26 12:16:26 PM  

calbert: [Fark user image 796x600]

/obscure?


"I'll take the extended warranty."
 
2022-06-26 12:18:17 PM  

iron de havilland: Woman goes to the doctor, says, '"doctor, I've got lots of 1p, 2p and 5p coins dropping out of my vajayjay." It's nothing to worry about," replies the doctor," you're just going through the change."

/ba-dum-tsch!


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2022-06-26 12:21:02 PM  
Csb, two: puking

I was with now ex and friends at a popular German style restaurant/bar with "gourmet" sausages and heavy duty beer. Had a sausage and got deep into the spaten optimator. Like 6+ pints deep. Ended up getting violently ill. Most likely from the beer but there are rumours they weren't cooking/storing sausages properly. When I get really sick puke ends up in my sinuses. When this happens it takes hours to days to clear out. Not this time. I had one side stuffed up for months. Like three months later the inflammation finally calmed down and I sneezed out a pretty good sized piece of sausage casing. Instantly felt 1000% better
/Csb
 
2022-06-26 12:22:58 PM  

flappy_penguin: Csb, two: puking

I was with now ex and friends at a popular German style restaurant/bar with "gourmet" sausages and heavy duty beer. Had a sausage and got deep into the spaten optimator. Like 6+ pints deep. Ended up getting violently ill. Most likely from the beer but there are rumours they weren't cooking/storing sausages properly. When I get really sick puke ends up in my sinuses. When this happens it takes hours to days to clear out. Not this time. I had one side stuffed up for months. Like three months later the inflammation finally calmed down and I sneezed out a pretty good sized piece of sausage casing. Instantly felt 1000% better
/Csb


gross
 
2022-06-26 12:28:34 PM  

Badmoodman: Better to have bill-dispensing beauty of a wife:

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WAAAY better than having this as a wife:

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2022-06-26 12:32:19 PM  
I had a pencil eraser in my ear for seven years.
 
2022-06-26 12:45:30 PM  

calbert: [Fark user image image 796x600]

/obscure?


It was referenced in the headline.
 
2022-06-26 12:46:09 PM  
What a terrible investment.
 
2022-06-26 12:47:37 PM  
So, there's finally some change expected?
 
2022-06-26 12:50:29 PM  

RoughTrickNamedJim: flappy_penguin: Csb, two: puking

I was with now ex and friends at a popular German style restaurant/bar with "gourmet" sausages and heavy duty beer. Had a sausage and got deep into the spaten optimator. Like 6+ pints deep. Ended up getting violently ill. Most likely from the beer but there are rumours they weren't cooking/storing sausages properly. When I get really sick puke ends up in my sinuses. When this happens it takes hours to days to clear out. Not this time. I had one side stuffed up for months. Like three months later the inflammation finally calmed down and I sneezed out a pretty good sized piece of sausage casing. Instantly felt 1000% better
/Csb

gross


I wish I was illiterate. I needed spellcheck for "illiterate" so...close?
 
2022-06-26 12:52:32 PM  

calbert: [Fark user image 796x600]

/obscure?


I don't get the connection.
 
2022-06-26 12:53:46 PM  
Not a good way to save.
 
2022-06-26 1:05:37 PM  

calbert: [Fark user image image 796x600]

/obscure?


That's like asking is potato an obscure food?
 
2022-06-26 1:06:46 PM  

flappy_penguin: Csb, two: puking

I was with now ex and friends at a popular German style restaurant/bar with "gourmet" sausages and heavy duty beer. Had a sausage and got deep into the spaten optimator. Like 6+ pints deep. Ended up getting violently ill. Most likely from the beer but there are rumours they weren't cooking/storing sausages properly. When I get really sick puke ends up in my sinuses. When this happens it takes hours to days to clear out. Not this time. I had one side stuffed up for months. Like three months later the inflammation finally calmed down and I sneezed out a pretty good sized piece of sausage casing. Instantly felt 1000% better
/Csb


Have you considered a neti pot or other such sinus irrigation methods?
 
2022-06-26 1:11:44 PM  
And to think, people always tell me how good long term investments are...
 
2022-06-26 1:11:54 PM  

flappy_penguin: Csb, two: puking

I was with now ex and friends at a popular German style restaurant/bar with "gourmet" sausages and heavy duty beer. Had a sausage and got deep into the spaten optimator. Like 6+ pints deep. Ended up getting violently ill. Most likely from the beer but there are rumours they weren't cooking/storing sausages properly. When I get really sick puke ends up in my sinuses. When this happens it takes hours to days to clear out. Not this time. I had one side stuffed up for months. Like three months later the inflammation finally calmed down and I sneezed out a pretty good sized piece of sausage casing. Instantly felt 1000% better
/Csb


Is "cool" really the word we're looking for here?
 
TWX
2022-06-26 1:21:15 PM  

Badmoodman: Better to have bill-dispensing beauty of a wife:

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I hope those bills have been handled enough to have been softened.

/Do you wanna know how I got these scars?
 
2022-06-26 1:22:59 PM  
I'm glad there was some change in his condition.
 
2022-06-26 1:27:43 PM  
More evidence that children are complete idiots.
 
2022-06-26 1:33:50 PM  

mcscott: More evidence that children are complete idiots.


Isn't that the point of being a kid?
 
2022-06-26 1:33:53 PM  

flappy_penguin: Csb, two: puking

I was with now ex and friends at a popular German style restaurant/bar with "gourmet" sausages and heavy duty beer. Had a sausage and got deep into the spaten optimator. Like 6+ pints deep. Ended up getting violently ill. Most likely from the beer but there are rumours they weren't cooking/storing sausages properly. When I get really sick puke ends up in my sinuses. When this happens it takes hours to days to clear out. Not this time. I had one side stuffed up for months. Like three months later the inflammation finally calmed down and I sneezed out a pretty good sized piece of sausage casing. Instantly felt 1000% better
/Csb


Netti pot.

/You nasty!
 
2022-06-26 1:35:33 PM  
The only thing kids should be putting up their noses.
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2022-06-26 1:40:29 PM  

mcscott: More evidence that children are complete idiots.


Who is more of an idiot? The child with an underdeveloped brain acting according to their natural propensity towards exhibiting immature behavior? Or the adult judging how a child's intelligence compares to people who've had far more time to mature and gain wisdom (hopefully)? Personally, I'm going with the latter.
 
2022-06-26 1:47:26 PM  

SergeantObvious: I had a pencil eraser in my ear for seven years.


Did you rub it out?
 
2022-06-26 1:47:57 PM  
I'd buy that for a dollar!
 
2022-06-26 1:48:39 PM  

indy_kid: flappy_penguin: Csb, two: puking

I was with now ex and friends at a popular German style restaurant/bar with "gourmet" sausages and heavy duty beer. Had a sausage and got deep into the spaten optimator. Like 6+ pints deep. Ended up getting violently ill. Most likely from the beer but there are rumours they weren't cooking/storing sausages properly. When I get really sick puke ends up in my sinuses. When this happens it takes hours to days to clear out. Not this time. I had one side stuffed up for months. Like three months later the inflammation finally calmed down and I sneezed out a pretty good sized piece of sausage casing. Instantly felt 1000% better
/Csb

Netti pot.

/You nasty!


The one time one of my kids jammed some play-doh up their nose I blasted it out with one of these:

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2022-06-26 1:54:46 PM  

qorkfiend: indy_kid: flappy_penguin: Csb, two: puking

I was with now ex and friends at a popular German style restaurant/bar with "gourmet" sausages and heavy duty beer. Had a sausage and got deep into the spaten optimator. Like 6+ pints deep. Ended up getting violently ill. Most likely from the beer but there are rumours they weren't cooking/storing sausages properly. When I get really sick puke ends up in my sinuses. When this happens it takes hours to days to clear out. Not this time. I had one side stuffed up for months. Like three months later the inflammation finally calmed down and I sneezed out a pretty good sized piece of sausage casing. Instantly felt 1000% better
/Csb

Netti pot.

/You nasty!

The one time one of my kids jammed some play-doh up their nose I blasted it out with one of these:

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2022-06-26 1:55:06 PM  
Sneezing snot emergency
Youtube 2Mf_oX69FYs
 
2022-06-26 1:57:33 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/2AYnz86FK8c]


That's what I'm here for.
Where are the bullets?

12 year old me would laugh until it hurt listening to their albums.
 
2022-06-26 2:03:39 PM  
I've never used a Netti pot, and have had anus and issues with hearing from being stuffed up. Do those actually work well?
 
2022-06-26 2:05:22 PM  
*sigh*
Sinuses.
I deserve whatever comes next.
 
2022-06-26 2:05:50 PM  
Was he a banker's son? How much interest did he earn?

None from me, as I couldn't be bothered to read the article.
 
2022-06-26 2:07:24 PM  
It'll be interesting to hear about what comes out the other end in another 5 years.

/I hope I miss that thread.
 
2022-06-26 2:10:34 PM  
Think the headline is messed up.  Was it pp, gp, ep, or cp? These things matter.
 
2022-06-26 2:12:24 PM  

blodyholy: *sigh*
Sinuses.
I deserve whatever comes next.


Username etc.
 
2022-06-26 2:20:07 PM  

Nirbo: And to think, people always tell me how good long term investments are...


Not when you have to pay through the nose to get any return on investment.
 
2022-06-26 2:21:40 PM  
Was he Marine or Army?

/asking for the crayon.
 
2022-06-26 2:27:23 PM  

indy_kid: flappy_penguin: Csb, two: puking

I was with now ex and friends at a popular German style restaurant/bar with "gourmet" sausages and heavy duty beer. Had a sausage and got deep into the spaten optimator. Like 6+ pints deep. Ended up getting violently ill. Most likely from the beer but there are rumours they weren't cooking/storing sausages properly. When I get really sick puke ends up in my sinuses. When this happens it takes hours to days to clear out. Not this time. I had one side stuffed up for months. Like three months later the inflammation finally calmed down and I sneezed out a pretty good sized piece of sausage casing. Instantly felt 1000% better
/Csb

Netti pot.

/You nasty!


shiat was like stuck in there I don't think a netti pot would work in my case. I have weird sinuses. When I was a kid I got taken to a quack ass Dr that thought it was a good idea to put pressurized air up my nose
/It wasn't
//Guess why I don't go to the Dr?
 
2022-06-26 2:28:37 PM  

Dakai: SergeantObvious: I had a pencil eraser in my ear for seven years.

Did you rub it out?


Is that like the engineer who got a tree trunk stuck up his ass? Worked it out with logs.
 
2022-06-26 2:28:42 PM  
Could've been worse; could've had a tape recorder up there.  Playing the French National Anthem.  In stereo!!
 
2022-06-26 2:30:59 PM  

Prof. Frink: Dakai: SergeantObvious: I had a pencil eraser in my ear for seven years.

Did you rub it out?

Is that like the engineer who got a tree trunk stuck up his ass? Worked it out with logs.


Or the constipated accountant?

Worked it out with a #2 pencil.
 
2022-06-26 2:35:22 PM  

blodyholy: I've never used a Netti pot, and have had anus and issues with hearing from being stuffed up. Do those actually work well?


Interesting tense for your anus. How have you been taking dumps since then?
 
2022-06-26 2:36:07 PM  

Gassy Snake: The only thing kids should be putting up their noses.
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Yeah well... I knew a guy who ended up in the hospital (and started his recovery on the same day, go figure) because after yet another two day coke-a-thon, he sneezed out a sizable chunk of his cartilage. That shiat does some serious damage to a nose.

/of course, this guy put Dr. Roxxo to shame in his day...
 
2022-06-26 2:39:15 PM  
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