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(AP News)   Senator James "Uncanny Valley" Lankford, under oath: "Why yes, 13-year-old girls are capable of consenting to sex"   (apnews.com) divider line
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2022-06-26 7:00:42 AM  
I have to think this dickhead is talking about the kid saying "yes", which they clearly can do. The idea of legal consent seems to have escaped him, which is sufficiently disturbing in itself, for a senator.
 
2022-06-26 7:14:01 AM  
I'm beginning to think that it wasn't the Democrats running those trafficking pizza parlors after all...
 
2022-06-26 7:32:29 AM  

hubiestubert: I'm beginning to think that it wasn't the Democrats running those trafficking pizza parlors after all...


The next time Republicans accuse Democrats of doing something heinous and vile, know that they're doing whatever it is already and are trying to cover it up.
 
2022-06-26 8:08:14 AM  
Ok, I get it now.  This is what they mean when republicans call themselves "The Family Values Party."

Republicans are demented.
 
2022-06-26 8:25:00 AM  
A guy that looks like this:

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No! That can't be. He doesn't look like he touches small kids at all. Nope.
 
2022-06-26 8:27:38 AM  

Jesus McSordid: I have to think this dickhead is talking about the kid saying "yes", which they clearly can do. The idea of legal consent seems to have escaped him, which is sufficiently disturbing in itself, for a senator.


I agree and hope that he was talking about the 13 year old "consenting" to an encounter with a 15 year old.  That's far from the most disturbing thing in the article, though.

FTFA-Petty, who was a cook at the camp, tied a rope around the girl's wrists, raped her and threatened to hurt her if she told anyone, according to investigators. Petty was ultimately sentenced to probation in the case...

How in TF do you rape a 13 year old and get probation?!
 
2022-06-26 8:40:50 AM  
Chris Hansen needs to be back on the air and set up outside the Republican National Committee.
 
2022-06-26 9:13:01 AM  

LordBeavis: Jesus McSordid: I have to think this dickhead is talking about the kid saying "yes", which they clearly can do. The idea of legal consent seems to have escaped him, which is sufficiently disturbing in itself, for a senator.

I agree and hope that he was talking about the 13 year old "consenting" to an encounter with a 15 year old.  That's far from the most disturbing thing in the article, though.

FTFA-Petty, who was a cook at the camp, tied a rope around the girl's wrists, raped her and threatened to hurt her if she told anyone, according to investigators. Petty was ultimately sentenced to probation in the case...

How in TF do you rape a 13 year old and get probation?!


Well, he's le legally blind, so...

Yeah, I have no idea why that would matter, but it's the excuse for the probation.
 
2022-06-26 9:38:35 AM  

NewportBarGuy: A guy that looks like this:

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No! That can't be. He doesn't look like he touches small kids at all. Nope.


He looks like he should have like three more arms, each with a hand that has more than five fingers on it. And they're long creepy fingers with too many knuckles.
 
2022-06-26 9:39:04 AM  
You know how you can tell that someone definitely 100% consented? If they get tied up first. Because that's totally how consent works! This is what Republicans think!
 
2022-06-26 9:39:41 AM  

enry: hubiestubert: I'm beginning to think that it wasn't the Democrats running those trafficking pizza parlors after all...

The next time Republicans accuse Democrats of doing something heinous and vile, know that they're doing whatever it is already and are trying to cover it up.


Sometimes it's to cover it up, sometimes it's just to normalize it so it's less shocking.

Like, in case you haven't noticed, every single disruption Democrats cause in public is now referred to as an "insurrection" by the GOP.  They want to water the term down so it's meaningless.  So it's not that they need to hide what they do.  They just want the public to not care when they find out eventually.
 
2022-06-26 9:40:07 AM  

LordBeavis: Jesus McSordid: I have to think this dickhead is talking about the kid saying "yes", which they clearly can do. The idea of legal consent seems to have escaped him, which is sufficiently disturbing in itself, for a senator.

I agree and hope that he was talking about the 13 year old "consenting" to an encounter with a 15 year old.  That's far from the most disturbing thing in the article, though.

FTFA-Petty, who was a cook at the camp, tied a rope around the girl's wrists, raped her and threatened to hurt her if she told anyone, according to investigators. Petty was ultimately sentenced to probation in the case...

How in TF do you rape a 13 year old and get probation?!


Perhaps it's probation in 'If you behave for a decade, we may reattach your tesicles.'
 
2022-06-26 9:40:16 AM  
I see this guy and think "Does he have a snake in his boots . . . that rapes children?"
 
2022-06-26 9:40:35 AM  

Albert911emt: Ok, I get it now.  This is what they mean when republicans call themselves "The Family Values Party."

Republicans are demented.


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Somebody's gonna get a book deal to help pay for therapy one day
 
2022-06-26 9:41:58 AM  

LordBeavis: Jesus McSordid: I have to think this dickhead is talking about the kid saying "yes", which they clearly can do. The idea of legal consent seems to have escaped him, which is sufficiently disturbing in itself, for a senator.

I agree and hope that he was talking about the 13 year old "consenting" to an encounter with a 15 year old.  That's far from the most disturbing thing in the article, though.

FTFA-Petty, who was a cook at the camp, tied a rope around the girl's wrists, raped her and threatened to hurt her if she told anyone, according to investigators. Petty was ultimately sentenced to probation in the case...

How in TF do you rape a 13 year old and get probation?!


you be rich, white, and politically connected.
 
2022-06-26 9:42:02 AM  
I'm really beginning to wonder if granting the 'legal' right to diddle kids (especially your own) and having an incest family is one of the main goals of the Republican party.
 
2022-06-26 9:42:30 AM  
I predict a whole bunch of civil suits coming his way. I still don't know why there's a statute of limitation for rape.
 
2022-06-26 9:43:24 AM  

hubiestubert: I'm beginning to think that it wasn't the Democrats running those trafficking pizza parlors after all...


https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2022/4/6/2090446/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-30

That link is to "Part 30" of the series
 
2022-06-26 9:43:32 AM  
Mainstream Repervlican
 
2022-06-26 9:44:28 AM  

LordBeavis: Jesus McSordid: I have to think this dickhead is talking about the kid saying "yes", which they clearly can do. The idea of legal consent seems to have escaped him, which is sufficiently disturbing in itself, for a senator.

I agree and hope that he was talking about the 13 year old "consenting" to an encounter with a 15 year old.  That's far from the most disturbing thing in the article, though.

FTFA-Petty, who was a cook at the camp, tied a rope around the girl's wrists, raped her and threatened to hurt her if she told anyone, according to investigators. Petty was ultimately sentenced to probation in the case...

How in TF do you rape a 13 year old and get probation?!


Maybe she gave consent.
 
2022-06-26 9:44:38 AM  

Creoena: I'm really beginning to wonder if granting the 'legal' right to diddle kids (especially your own) and having an incest family is one of the main goals of the Republican party.


Definitely the libertarian wing.
 
2022-06-26 9:44:48 AM  

thealgorerhythm: Albert911emt: Ok, I get it now.  This is what they mean when republicans call themselves "The Family Values Party."

Republicans are demented.

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Somebody's gonna get a book deal to help pay for therapy one day


He went on to state "Not only can they consent, mine do all time.  They have never said no to me even once."
 
2022-06-26 9:44:52 AM  

Ragin' Asian: I predict a whole bunch of civil suits coming his way. I still don't know why there's a statute of limitation for rape.


Because otherwise the police would have to hold onto those unexamined rape kits forever and we'd have to pay for bigger storage facilities and manpower.
 
2022-06-26 9:47:05 AM  
Legally?  Of course not.  But could I have consented to sex when I was 13?  Abso-friggin-lutely.  In fact I consented to sex with myself half a dozen times a day at that age.
 
2022-06-26 9:47:16 AM  

nmrsnr: LordBeavis: Jesus McSordid: I have to think this dickhead is talking about the kid saying "yes", which they clearly can do. The idea of legal consent seems to have escaped him, which is sufficiently disturbing in itself, for a senator.

I agree and hope that he was talking about the 13 year old "consenting" to an encounter with a 15 year old.  That's far from the most disturbing thing in the article, though.

FTFA-Petty, who was a cook at the camp, tied a rope around the girl's wrists, raped her and threatened to hurt her if she told anyone, according to investigators. Petty was ultimately sentenced to probation in the case...

How in TF do you rape a 13 year old and get probation?!

Well, he's le legally blind, so...

Yeah, I have no idea why that would matter, but it's the excuse for the probation.


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Looks like he did end up in prison though:

According to online court records, prosecutors filed a motion to revoke Petty's suspended sentence, saying he violated the terms of his probation.
Last month, a judge ordered that his sentence was revoked in full.

As a result, Petty was sentenced to 15 years in the Oklahoma Department of Corrections.

Source: https://kfor.com/news/local/man-at-center-of-church-camp-rape-case-has-probation-revoked/
 
2022-06-26 9:48:31 AM  
Margaret Atwood knew it decades ago when she wrote the handmaid's tale - religious conservatives want to control women physically and sexually. Religious Conservatives are mentally ill, and should be treated as such.
 
2022-06-26 9:48:49 AM  
I have an interesting moral dilemma in situations like this.  Back in '95 when I was in college, I met my first real girlfriend at a shiatty telemarketing job I had.  She said she was 17, her parents said she was 17, and she was working enough hours at the job to be 17.  Eventually, I found out the hard way that everybody around her was lying, and she was actually 13.  After we broke up, as revenge her parents called the police on our relationship.  I was charged with statutory rape, eventually got convicted of a class B misdemeanor (contributing to the delinquency of a minor) and got 2 years of probation, which I served without a problem.  While I want to be critical of people like this asshole, I myself got in trouble for exactly what he's talking about...AITA?

I don't think so, but it's something I have to consider...
 
2022-06-26 9:49:45 AM  
Gross
Old
Pedophiles
 
2022-06-26 9:50:19 AM  
I'm no expert in age of consent laws, but isn't that about making it illegal for adults to boink kids, not making it illegal for kids to boink each other? Has teenage sex really actually been illegal this whole time and no one told me about it? You'd think they would have mentioned that in middle school sex ed class. I'm gonna file this under non-story.
 
2022-06-26 9:50:49 AM  

LordBeavis: Jesus McSordid: I have to think this dickhead is talking about the kid saying "yes", which they clearly can do. The idea of legal consent seems to have escaped him, which is sufficiently disturbing in itself, for a senator.

I agree and hope that he was talking about the 13 year old "consenting" to an encounter with a 15 year old.  That's far from the most disturbing thing in the article, though.

FTFA-Petty, who was a cook at the camp, tied a rope around the girl's wrists, raped her and threatened to hurt her if she told anyone, according to investigators. Petty was ultimately sentenced to probation in the case...

How in TF do you rape a 13 year old and get probation?!


Because America.
 
2022-06-26 9:51:16 AM  
According to the Bible women are more property than people, so consent really comes from their current owner. 50 shekels should clear up any dispute.
 
2022-06-26 9:51:22 AM  
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2022-06-26 9:52:36 AM  
Then why did God rape Mary?
 
2022-06-26 9:52:44 AM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: Creoena: I'm really beginning to wonder if granting the 'legal' right to diddle kids (especially your own) and having an incest family is one of the main goals of the Republican party.

Definitely the libertarian wing.


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2022-06-26 9:54:10 AM  
QAnon is right...there a bunch of pedophiles in government.  They just got the party wrong...a simple oversight.
 
2022-06-26 9:54:30 AM  
He means they are soooooo much easier to manipulate into sex, and for them to be off limits would seriously hamper the sex lives of creepy old perverts who wanted to hook up with young virgins.
 
2022-06-26 9:54:54 AM  

kmgenesis23: Then why did God rape Mary?


'Boys will be boys'?
 
2022-06-26 9:55:27 AM  

NewportBarGuy: A guy that looks like this:

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No! That can't be. He doesn't look like he touches small kids at all. Nope.


Jesus, post a warning for that shiat next time
 
2022-06-26 9:57:01 AM  
This is what they want
This is why Cruz made his bizarre comments
This is why those creepy podcasts where a guy talks about men having sex with underage girls are becoming popular.
 
2022-06-26 9:58:35 AM  
He would Republican a 13 year old.  He would Republican a 13 year old so hard.

/They're a f*cking cliché
 
2022-06-26 9:58:43 AM  
No, they aren't.
 
2022-06-26 9:58:58 AM  

Jesus McSordid: I have to think this dickhead is talking about the kid saying "yes", which they clearly can do. The idea of legal consent seems to have escaped him, which is sufficiently disturbing in itself, for a senator.


No, he means it in the legal sense of consent as well if he's a religious nutbar. They love the idea of sex with kids or something. They've been working to get this on the legal books for decades now, just like outlawing abortion. They've done this by allying with feminists on things like child support. So while they've shredded the social safety net, they've gotten feminists to scream "FER TEH CHILLDRUN!" about child support in EVERY situation.
 
2022-06-26 9:59:25 AM  
No abortions means more little girls, and they will be easily obtainable through human trafficking adoption.
 
2022-06-26 10:00:49 AM  

NewportBarGuy: A guy that looks like this:

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No! That can't be. He doesn't look like he touches small kids at all. Nope.


That man got all the recessive genes, plus a few extra for good measure. Yikes.
 
2022-06-26 10:01:38 AM  

LordBeavis: Jesus McSordid: I have to think this dickhead is talking about the kid saying "yes", which they clearly can do. The idea of legal consent seems to have escaped him, which is sufficiently disturbing in itself, for a senator.

I agree and hope that he was talking about the 13 year old "consenting" to an encounter with a 15 year old.  That's far from the most disturbing thing in the article, though.

FTFA-Petty, who was a cook at the camp, tied a rope around the girl's wrists, raped her and threatened to hurt her if she told anyone, according to investigators. Petty was ultimately sentenced to probation in the case...

How in TF do you rape a 13 year old and get probation?!


Oklahoma. That's how.

Jesus f*cking Christ.  He tied her up to do it, too. Only probation?

I wonder how he's related to the judge.
 
2022-06-26 10:02:26 AM  

Albert911emt: Ok, I get it now.  This is what they mean when republicans call themselves "The Family Values Party."

Republicans are demented.


For god fearing Christian republicans the age of consent is also the age a child can be taught the correct reposes to be married.
 
2022-06-26 10:03:58 AM  

LordBeavis: Jesus McSordid: I have to think this dickhead is talking about the kid saying "yes", which they clearly can do. The idea of legal consent seems to have escaped him, which is sufficiently disturbing in itself, for a senator.

I agree and hope that he was talking about the 13 year old "consenting" to an encounter with a 15 year old.  That's far from the most disturbing thing in the article, though.

FTFA-Petty, who was a cook at the camp, tied a rope around the girl's wrists, raped her and threatened to hurt her if she told anyone, according to investigators. Petty was ultimately sentenced to probation in the case...

How in TF do you rape a 13 year old and get probation?!


She was a jezebel who used her womanly ways to tempt this poor legally blind man.

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actual photo  ARRGH!
 
2022-06-26 10:07:43 AM  

Tarl3k: I have an interesting moral dilemma in situations like this.  Back in '95 when I was in college, I met my first real girlfriend at a shiatty telemarketing job I had.  She said she was 17, her parents said she was 17, and she was working enough hours at the job to be 17.  Eventually, I found out the hard way that everybody around her was lying, and she was actually 13.  After we broke up, as revenge her parents called the police on our relationship.  I was charged with statutory rape, eventually got convicted of a class B misdemeanor (contributing to the delinquency of a minor) and got 2 years of probation, which I served without a problem.  While I want to be critical of people like this asshole, I myself got in trouble for exactly what he's talking about...AITA?

I don't think so, but it's something I have to consider...


Did you not ask what grade she was in? Did the training wheels on her bike not give it away? Did you actually hear her parents say she was 17, or did she just tell you that her parents said she was 17?
 
2022-06-26 10:07:59 AM  

LordBeavis: How in TF do you rape a 13 year old and get probation?!


This guy murdered someone. He was allowed to remain free until his trial, some 8 years later. He was acquitted.

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2022-06-26 10:09:34 AM  
They've been working on lowering the age for "legal" marriage in EVERY STATE and that was in anticipation of Row being overturned. Think about that for a second and why it doesn't cover "rape" or "incest". They want women to be forced to birth the "superior race".

Seriously.

Plus, in this instance, he's talking about the boys he likes to touch and the dolls that he has in his house
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