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2022-06-25 7:02:15 PM  
19 votes:
I think we should be more panicked that a killer chicken is still on the loose.
HOW MANY MORE PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE, SIR??
 
2022-06-25 9:27:43 PM  
14 votes:
Hold my cock and pullet while I play with the bone....

Or..

How I was cruising for cock and got head...
 
2022-06-25 9:35:46 PM  
10 votes:
Digging with hand tools in the shallow dirt, they discovered even more remains, including human arm bones.

It appears that they were buried.


That's some profound detective work.
 
2022-06-25 9:43:19 PM  
10 votes:
"Man out hunting for cock finds bones instead "

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2022-06-25 10:08:46 PM  
8 votes:
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2022-06-25 5:59:18 PM  
7 votes:
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2022-06-25 8:44:46 PM  
6 votes:
The man kicked it, saw it was a human skull, and called 911. Investigators arrived the following morning

Take your time guys. No rush.
 
2022-06-25 9:23:41 PM  
6 votes:

Rage Against the Thorazine: The man kicked it, saw it was a human skull, and called 911. Investigators arrived the following morning

Take your time guys. No rush.


Just in time.

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2022-06-25 9:23:53 PM  
5 votes:

Rage Against the Thorazine: The man kicked it, saw it was a human skull, and called 911. Investigators arrived the following morning

Take your time guys. No rush.


Well, I don't think he's going for a walk.  Just put him on the cart.
 
2022-06-25 10:22:21 PM  
4 votes:

MikeyFuccon: Psycho Chicken---what the fark?


Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa
 
2022-06-25 10:31:17 PM  
2 votes:
The Cock Hunter Chronicles is the name of my unscripted series for Pornhub.
 
2022-06-25 9:32:03 PM  
1 vote:

Mr. Shabooboo: Hold my cock and pullet while I play with the bone....

Or..

How I was cruising for cock and got head...


First one.
 
2022-06-25 9:32:15 PM  
1 vote:
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2022-06-25 9:33:10 PM  
1 vote:
Psycho Chicken---what the fark?
 
2022-06-25 9:34:03 PM  
1 vote:
Someone lost big in a previously held cock fight and couldn't pay up.
 
2022-06-25 9:37:07 PM  
1 vote:

Ragin' Asian: Someone lost big in a previously held cock fight and couldn't pay up.


I am interes .... oh. That kind of cock.

Forgive me, my imagination ran wild for a moment.
 
2022-06-25 9:41:52 PM  
1 vote:

SBinRR: Chickens. Bones. Sounds like a Voodoo situation to me.


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A whole theme for you trumpf
Christian Lib, I dont grab them by the pussy
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2022-06-25 9:53:34 PM  
1 vote:
A friend of mine worked in a hardware store 20 years ago and at least once a day someone would come in and say "Hey!  Where's your caulk!"

Always got a laugh.
 
2022-06-25 11:09:31 PM  
1 vote:

Valter: Ragin' Asian: Someone lost big in a previously held cock fight and couldn't pay up.

I am interes .... oh. That kind of cock.

Forgive me, my imagination ran wild for a moment.


I'm too tired and my GoogleFu failed me. But there's a commercial from Europe that has light saber sounds and glowing battles that might fit what you were thinking.
 
2022-06-25 11:33:34 PM  
1 vote:

jclaggett: Valter: Ragin' Asian: Someone lost big in a previously held cock fight and couldn't pay up.

I am interes .... oh. That kind of cock.

Forgive me, my imagination ran wild for a moment.

I'm too tired and my GoogleFu failed me. But there's a commercial from Europe that has light saber sounds and glowing battles that might fit what you were thinking.


Dang. I am definitely interested in that.
 
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