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2743 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2022 at 9:17 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-25 5:59:18 PM  
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2022-06-25 7:02:15 PM  
I think we should be more panicked that a killer chicken is still on the loose.
HOW MANY MORE PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE, SIR??
 
2022-06-25 8:44:46 PM  
The man kicked it, saw it was a human skull, and called 911. Investigators arrived the following morning

Take your time guys. No rush.
 
2022-06-25 9:23:41 PM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: The man kicked it, saw it was a human skull, and called 911. Investigators arrived the following morning

Take your time guys. No rush.


Just in time.

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2022-06-25 9:23:53 PM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: The man kicked it, saw it was a human skull, and called 911. Investigators arrived the following morning

Take your time guys. No rush.


Well, I don't think he's going for a walk.  Just put him on the cart.
 
2022-06-25 9:27:43 PM  
Hold my cock and pullet while I play with the bone....

Or..

How I was cruising for cock and got head...
 
2022-06-25 9:32:03 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Hold my cock and pullet while I play with the bone....

Or..

How I was cruising for cock and got head...


First one.
 
2022-06-25 9:32:15 PM  
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2022-06-25 9:33:10 PM  
Psycho Chicken---what the fark?
 
2022-06-25 9:34:03 PM  
Someone lost big in a previously held cock fight and couldn't pay up.
 
2022-06-25 9:34:07 PM  
Chickens. Bones. Sounds like a Voodoo situation to me.
 
2022-06-25 9:35:46 PM  
Digging with hand tools in the shallow dirt, they discovered even more remains, including human arm bones.

It appears that they were buried.


That's some profound detective work.
 
2022-06-25 9:37:07 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Someone lost big in a previously held cock fight and couldn't pay up.


I am interes .... oh. That kind of cock.

Forgive me, my imagination ran wild for a moment.
 
2022-06-25 9:37:40 PM  
As a ferryman who waved to my fellow ferrymen whose working the Governors Island  Pride event this weekend  in NYC, I waved to them. With my COCK.
/one of the best things about NYC is knowing that despite the differences we know how to celebrate and have a good time. The GI  weekend is really going well for all.
 
2022-06-25 9:41:52 PM  

SBinRR: Chickens. Bones. Sounds like a Voodoo situation to me.


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A whole theme for you trumpf
Christian Lib, I dont grab them by the pussy
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2022-06-25 9:43:19 PM  
"Man out hunting for cock finds bones instead "

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2022-06-25 9:50:25 PM  
Maybe the rooster went to KFH (Kentucky Fried Human) and is a litter bug.
 
2022-06-25 9:53:34 PM  
A friend of mine worked in a hardware store 20 years ago and at least once a day someone would come in and say "Hey!  Where's your caulk!"

Always got a laugh.
 
2022-06-25 10:08:46 PM  
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2022-06-25 10:22:21 PM  

MikeyFuccon: Psycho Chicken---what the fark?


Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa
 
2022-06-25 10:31:17 PM  
The Cock Hunter Chronicles is the name of my unscripted series for Pornhub.
 
2022-06-25 11:08:12 PM  
$0.001062
Miami coin.
Ok, mayor, tell me  you doesn't need the chainsaw sceen.
 
2022-06-25 11:09:31 PM  

Valter: Ragin' Asian: Someone lost big in a previously held cock fight and couldn't pay up.

I am interes .... oh. That kind of cock.

Forgive me, my imagination ran wild for a moment.


I'm too tired and my GoogleFu failed me. But there's a commercial from Europe that has light saber sounds and glowing battles that might fit what you were thinking.
 
2022-06-25 11:33:34 PM  

jclaggett: Valter: Ragin' Asian: Someone lost big in a previously held cock fight and couldn't pay up.

I am interes .... oh. That kind of cock.

Forgive me, my imagination ran wild for a moment.

I'm too tired and my GoogleFu failed me. But there's a commercial from Europe that has light saber sounds and glowing battles that might fit what you were thinking.


Dang. I am definitely interested in that.
 
2022-06-25 11:49:48 PM  

MikeyFuccon: Psycho Chicken---what the fark?


Psycho chicken, Qu'est se que?
 
2022-06-26 12:26:11 AM  

Rapmaster2000: A friend of mine worked in a hardware store 20 years ago and at least once a day someone would come in and say "Hey!  Where's your caulk!"

Always got a laugh.


For a brief time in the late 90s, I was a store manager for one of the big box home improvement centers. I had a guy in the paint department that used say something like "all the caulk you need".
 
2022-06-26 1:33:47 AM  
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2022-06-26 9:51:06 AM  

Valter: jclaggett: Valter: Ragin' Asian: Someone lost big in a previously held cock fight and couldn't pay up.

I am interes .... oh. That kind of cock.

Forgive me, my imagination ran wild for a moment.

I'm too tired and my GoogleFu failed me. But there's a commercial from Europe that has light saber sounds and glowing battles that might fit what you were thinking.

Dang. I am definitely interested in that.


I am much more awake today.

Here ya go
 
2022-06-26 4:34:12 PM  
I don't buy this guy's story, kicking it comes further down the line.
1. You pee on it.
2. You throw rocks at it.
3. You try to blow it up with fireworks.
4. Now you kick it.
 
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