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2022-06-25 1:23:05 PM  
8 votes:

DarkSoulNoHope: One of the reasons why I hated so called "vampires" and that cosplay ever since I learned about and then became part of the Goth subculture,


Yeah but goth girls are awesome and they are usually sick of goth guys, so they are easily, relatable so to speak.
 
2022-06-25 12:34:14 PM  
6 votes:
Just burn down the Hot Topic, prob solved.
 
2022-06-25 2:44:29 PM  
5 votes:

Mugato: DarkSoulNoHope: One of the reasons why I hated so called "vampires" and that cosplay ever since I learned about and then became part of the Goth subculture,

Yeah but goth girls are awesome and they are usually sick of goth guys, so they are easily, relatable so to speak.


I married a Goth girl, your assertion is invalid!
 
2022-06-25 11:17:43 AM  
3 votes:
One of the reasons why I hated so called "vampires" and that cosplay ever since I learned about and then became part of the Goth subculture, they do dangerous medical acts and pretend it's "feeding" when blood does beneficial things inside the person's own body and not inside a different person's stomach!
 
2022-06-25 3:26:06 PM  
3 votes:
When an undead creature blows a load on one's face is it room temperature, or is it cold like the grave?
 
2022-06-25 4:04:49 PM  
3 votes:
I haz question.   WHat does someone hope to achieve by having their own blood injected into their face?
 
2022-06-25 12:59:26 PM  
2 votes:
Vampire facials draw a patient's blood, then components of the blood are injected into the face using microneedles.

Well, I can see how innocent people would have believed this was a normal, healthy, safe thing to do. Clearly they are blameless victims.
 
2022-06-25 5:42:14 PM  
2 votes:

Stud Gerbil: I haz question.   WHat does someone hope to achieve by having their own blood injected into their face?


When my mother first heard of these, she was interested in it. She thinks her face doesn't have much color and her hope was that it might make her face look like it had more of a blushing, bloodflow kind of look. (She never went through with getting one.)

It's the kind of procedure Victorian quacks believed in.
 
2022-06-25 3:23:53 PM  
1 vote:
That article had no details at all!

Which clan was she? Which bloodline? Was she antitrubu?
 
2022-06-25 3:47:56 PM  
1 vote:
Blahkakke
 
2022-06-25 4:16:31 PM  
1 vote:

Barricaded Gunman: EdgeRunner: Stephanie Meyer called them "cold ones", so a modern vamp's load must be frosty. And foamy.

"Foamy" suggests that it makes that "ksssssshhh" shaving cream can sound as it comes out, but Stephanie Meyer doesn't want to talk about THAT.


Yeah, you'd definitely get busted in a movie theater making all that noise. Just ask this vampire.

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"Aw man, you heard it all the way out in the lobby?
 
2022-06-25 5:46:22 PM  
1 vote:

Stud Gerbil: I haz question.   WHat does someone hope to achieve by having their own blood injected into their face?


Enhanced bruising?
 
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