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2887 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2022 at 3:14 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-25 11:17:43 AM  
One of the reasons why I hated so called "vampires" and that cosplay ever since I learned about and then became part of the Goth subculture, they do dangerous medical acts and pretend it's "feeding" when blood does beneficial things inside the person's own body and not inside a different person's stomach!
 
2022-06-25 12:34:14 PM  
Just burn down the Hot Topic, prob solved.
 
2022-06-25 12:59:26 PM  
Vampire facials draw a patient's blood, then components of the blood are injected into the face using microneedles.

Well, I can see how innocent people would have believed this was a normal, healthy, safe thing to do. Clearly they are blameless victims.
 
2022-06-25 1:23:05 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: One of the reasons why I hated so called "vampires" and that cosplay ever since I learned about and then became part of the Goth subculture,


Yeah but goth girls are awesome and they are usually sick of goth guys, so they are easily, relatable so to speak.
 
2022-06-25 2:44:29 PM  

Mugato: DarkSoulNoHope: One of the reasons why I hated so called "vampires" and that cosplay ever since I learned about and then became part of the Goth subculture,

Yeah but goth girls are awesome and they are usually sick of goth guys, so they are easily, relatable so to speak.


I married a Goth girl, your assertion is invalid!
 
2022-06-25 2:48:48 PM  
Rule 36 is kind of interesting, except for all of the cartoons.
 
2022-06-25 3:17:34 PM  
Huh. It's almost like vampires were bad guys all along. Who could have seen that coming?
 
2022-06-25 3:23:53 PM  
That article had no details at all!

Which clan was she? Which bloodline? Was she antitrubu?
 
2022-06-25 3:26:06 PM  
When an undead creature blows a load on one's face is it room temperature, or is it cold like the grave?
 
2022-06-25 3:28:05 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Vampire facials draw a patient's blood, then components of the blood are injected into the face using microneedles.

Well, I can see how innocent people would have believed this was a normal, healthy, safe thing to do. Clearly they are blameless victims.


I'm here for my facial!

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2022-06-25 3:34:56 PM  

Fear the Clam: When an undead creature blows a load on one's face is it room temperature, or is it cold like the grave?


Stephanie Meyer called them "cold ones", so a modern vamp's load must be frosty. And foamy.
 
2022-06-25 3:41:23 PM  

Ambitwistor: Pocket Ninja: Vampire facials draw a patient's blood, then components of the blood are injected into the face using microneedles.

Well, I can see how innocent people would have believed this was a normal, healthy, safe thing to do. Clearly they are blameless victims.

I'm here for my facial!

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2022-06-25 3:47:56 PM  
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2022-06-25 3:49:43 PM  

Valter: That article had no details at all!

Which clan was she? Which bloodline? Was she antitrubu?


Possibilities:

Ventrue, feeling like she could make the rules.

Toreador, it's edgy, it's artsy.

Malkavian, gotta be a little crazy to do this.

Nosferatu, looked up a pic of her. Doesn't look quite human. Sharp knees, etc.
 
2022-06-25 3:53:16 PM  
Is this coming on a vampire's face, or when a vampire comes on your face?
 
2022-06-25 3:55:26 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Is this coming on a vampire's face, or when a vampire comes on your face?


I thumbed through the rulebooks and searched online. We don't seem to have that.

Yeah I'm that Librarian Vampire. So what?
 
2022-06-25 3:56:32 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Is this coming on a vampire's face, or when a vampire comes on your face?


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2022-06-25 4:04:49 PM  
I haz question.   WHat does someone hope to achieve by having their own blood injected into their face?
 
2022-06-25 4:06:54 PM  

Stud Gerbil: I haz question.   WHat does someone hope to achieve by having their own blood injected into their face?


No idea, but I guarantee the word oxygen be part of it.
 
2022-06-25 4:08:16 PM  

Valter: Yeah I'm that Librarian Vampire. So what?


Time to RP.

Fires came from the east. We could not control them nor could we hold them back. Hunters perhaps or aided by despicable Wizards. We ran. Most were destroyed. The rest of us hid in swamps and stinking things.

When the humans tired and our opportunity sprung we arose and made way for Hamburg.

Quiet ride to London. What awaited us was a surprise to all.
 
2022-06-25 4:09:59 PM  

EdgeRunner: Stephanie Meyer called them "cold ones", so a modern vamp's load must be frosty. And foamy.


"Foamy" suggests that it makes that "ksssssshhh" shaving cream can sound as it comes out, but Stephanie Meyer doesn't want to talk about THAT.
 
2022-06-25 4:14:57 PM  

Fear the Clam: When an undead creature blows a load on one's face is it room temperature, or is it cold like the grave?


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2022-06-25 4:16:31 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: EdgeRunner: Stephanie Meyer called them "cold ones", so a modern vamp's load must be frosty. And foamy.

"Foamy" suggests that it makes that "ksssssshhh" shaving cream can sound as it comes out, but Stephanie Meyer doesn't want to talk about THAT.


Yeah, you'd definitely get busted in a movie theater making all that noise. Just ask this vampire.

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"Aw man, you heard it all the way out in the lobby?
 
2022-06-25 4:17:09 PM  
Was it their own blood injected into their faces or another's blood? How was she converting whole blood into components, she had the proper equipment for this? That stuff is FDA regulated.

On a related note, nobody makes me bleed my own blood.
 
2022-06-25 4:20:28 PM  
I saw that movie, great casting, horrible directing!
 
2022-06-25 4:24:56 PM  
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2022-06-25 4:34:31 PM  

EdgeRunner: Huh. It's almost like vampires were bad guys all along. Who could have seen that coming?


We could use a kick back in that direction.  Way too many years of, "vampires are people too" stuff being the one and only paradigm.  Time to balance it with some "Yeah, evil farking ghoulies that want to eat you, fool" works
 
2022-06-25 5:27:36 PM  
When I was a kid, it was all about werewolf facials. Everything old is new again.
 
2022-06-25 5:37:26 PM  

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2022-06-25 5:42:14 PM  

Stud Gerbil: I haz question.   WHat does someone hope to achieve by having their own blood injected into their face?


When my mother first heard of these, she was interested in it. She thinks her face doesn't have much color and her hope was that it might make her face look like it had more of a blushing, bloodflow kind of look. (She never went through with getting one.)

It's the kind of procedure Victorian quacks believed in.
 
2022-06-25 5:45:00 PM  
I was kidnapped by a coven of vampire ladies and forced to give vampire facials.

It sucked of course.
 
2022-06-25 5:46:22 PM  

Stud Gerbil: I haz question.   WHat does someone hope to achieve by having their own blood injected into their face?


Enhanced bruising?
 
2022-06-25 5:58:40 PM  

Stud Gerbil: I haz question.   WHat does someone hope to achieve by having their own blood injected into their face?


Its more like the person offering the service hopes to get rich off women with low self esteem trying to look better.
 
2022-06-25 6:09:41 PM  
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Bleh bleh bleh! I van't to suck!
 
2022-06-25 6:57:16 PM  
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2022-06-25 7:41:17 PM  
This is so NSFW that I didn't even link it.
 
2022-06-25 11:12:23 PM  
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Blood facial you say?
 
2022-06-26 3:37:47 AM  
This thread never stood a chance.
 
2022-06-26 8:59:59 AM  

Stud Gerbil: I haz question.   WHat does someone hope to achieve by having their own blood injected into their face?


"In a single Instagram post, Kim Kardashian made "vampire facials" famous."

/From a different source article
 
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