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(Brand Eating)   In truly Faustian bargain, this Monday Mod Pizza will offer a free pizza to select customers on condition that they top it with pineapple   (brandeating.com) divider line
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359 clicks; posted to Food » on 25 Jun 2022 at 3:25 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-25 1:04:44 AM  
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2022-06-25 1:26:23 AM  
I like pineapple on pizza.

Except that it can harbor more liquid than is ideal for a good pizza slice.

/I also like green olives as a topping so suit yourself not everyone has the same tastes.
 
2022-06-25 3:33:21 AM  
Put some parchment paper on top of the pizza. Put the pineapple on top of the parchment paper.

Now I have both nice pizza and un-ruined pineapple and I can enjoy both at the same time.
 
2022-06-25 3:42:18 AM  
The thing that always gets me is that the people who think pineapple on pizza is bad are the same people who put fish on pizza and pretend its good

Pineapple on pizza is delicious, anyone who thinks otherwise can jump off a skyscraper
 
2022-06-25 3:56:07 AM  

Concrete Donkey: The thing that always gets me is that the people who think pineapple on pizza is bad are the same people who put fish on pizza and pretend its good

Pineapple on pizza is delicious, anyone who thinks otherwise can jump off a skyscraper


I think your conclusion is a bit much.

Let's start with the beginning. Dough, sauce, cheese, toppings. Nobody is arguing that. Eat what you like.

Some people like grilled pineapple on pizza. Some people like fresh pineapple which is not on pizza.

It comes to taste. It comes to preference. I think indeed I would wish that we could come to a consensus - eat what you like. Doesn't matter what other folk like. May seem odd but you know what learning other food culture is possibly the best thing we can do in life today.
 
2022-06-25 4:11:58 AM  

Valter: Concrete Donkey: The thing that always gets me is that the people who think pineapple on pizza is bad are the same people who put fish on pizza and pretend its good

Pineapple on pizza is delicious, anyone who thinks otherwise can jump off a skyscraper

I think your conclusion is a bit much.

Let's start with the beginning. Dough, sauce, cheese, toppings. Nobody is arguing that. Eat what you like.

Some people like grilled pineapple on pizza. Some people like fresh pineapple which is not on pizza.

It comes to taste. It comes to preference. I think indeed I would wish that we could come to a consensus - eat what you like. Doesn't matter what other folk like. May seem odd but you know what learning other food culture is possibly the best thing we can do in life today.


It's all peace and safety until someone puts pineapple on your pizza, then it gets real.
 
2022-06-25 4:20:32 AM  

Lambskincoat: It's all peace and safety until someone puts pineapple on your pizza, then it gets real.


What did I just say? There can be only one answer. I must order a pizza with pineapple on it.

Only then can my grace acknowledge this for what it is .... or isn't.

But come on there must be some other topping? Aid me in my perplexion. Aid me. No ham or bacon.
 
2022-06-25 4:49:15 AM  

Valter: Put some parchment paper on top of the pizza. Put the pineapple on top of the parchment paper.

Now I have both nice pizza and un-ruined pineapple and I can enjoy both at the same time.


In effect, doesn't picking off the pineapple just to turn around and eat it with the pizza make the whole exercise pointless (?)
 
2022-06-25 5:25:07 AM  

AlgaeRancher: /I also like green olives as a topping so suit yourself not everyone has the same tastes


FWIW, the most common pizza topping in Israel is green olives and corn.

I still do tuna and jalapeño.
 
2022-06-25 6:17:21 AM  
None near me...

How spicy is their sausage?
 
2022-06-25 7:00:44 AM  
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2022-06-25 7:38:37 AM  
I'd eat a Mad Dog with Pineapple, too bad Kzoo isn't on the list of participating stores.
 
2022-06-25 8:28:47 AM  
Mine isn't on there.

I usually get ham, bacon, and sausage. I call it a Pork-a-palooza. Add mushrooms, onions, olives, and green peppers.
 
2022-06-25 8:48:57 AM  
Looking at the picture, I see they use big pieces. That would turn me off. Pineapple is a bit player on this stage and should be small bits.
 
2022-06-25 9:15:44 AM  
Belgium laughs at pineapple...
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2022-06-25 9:16:02 AM  
Mod Pizza is about the only place I miss going to. Eventually my wife will be willing to go back, but not for pineapple.  She only eats that on ice cream sundaes.
 
2022-06-25 9:53:35 AM  
Like pineapple on pizza. Don't like mod pizza.
 
2022-06-25 10:09:30 AM  
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2022-06-25 10:33:03 AM  
Faustian Bargain is the name of my U-2 cover band.
 
2022-06-25 10:35:17 AM  
I never had a pizza with pineapple, nicely seasoned pork goes well with pineapple.  People don't complain about those pork tacos that have pineapple in them.
 
2022-06-25 11:46:46 AM  

blodyholy: Valter: Put some parchment paper on top of the pizza. Put the pineapple on top of the parchment paper.

Now I have both nice pizza and un-ruined pineapple and I can enjoy both at the same time.

In effect, doesn't picking off the pineapple just to turn around and eat it with the pizza make the whole exercise pointless (?)


The pineapple will be slightly baked and untouched by any other topping. Who's gonna just waste energy on just baking a few bits or slices of pineapple?
 
2022-06-25 12:23:08 PM  
No idea what a Mod Pizza is, or where, but we've talked a zillion times about Pineapple pizza.  For the zillionth time, it's about draining the excess liquid, cutting it properly, using slightly higher heat, and pairing it with salty and/or spicy ingredients.  It's fine.  Just don't get it if it's used wrong or you don't like it.
 
2022-06-25 2:32:35 PM  
Pineapple on a pizza is the one true harmony. It's the only sweet + savory combo I like.

/helps if you slice the pineapple thin and grill it a little first. But that's true for plenty of other pizza toppings too.
 
2022-06-25 2:53:59 PM  

Richard Corinthian-Leather: Pineapple on a pizza is the one true harmony. It's the only sweet + savory combo I like.

/helps if you slice the pineapple thin and grill it a little first. But that's true for plenty of other pizza toppings too.


There are a few reliable other ones IMO.  Maple and Bacon?  Apples and Pork?  Apple sauce and potato pancakes?
 
2022-06-25 3:27:05 PM  

Kris_Romm: Richard Corinthian-Leather: Pineapple on a pizza is the one true harmony. It's the only sweet + savory combo I like.

/helps if you slice the pineapple thin and grill it a little first. But that's true for plenty of other pizza toppings too.

There are a few reliable other ones IMO.  Maple and Bacon?  Apples and Pork?  Apple sauce and potato pancakes?


I weep at the sight of maple bacon. A tragic waste of two precious resources. That's fundamentally the combo I most wish to avoid, to be honest.

Apples & pork? well, at least neither is as valuable as finished bacon or maple syrup... Once I had it with some cloves in there to help and that wasn't so bad.

Did you know that trail mix is actually a kit? If you put some effort into it, you can make it into perfectly good mixed nuts next to perfectly good candy.
 
2022-06-25 10:17:27 PM  

Kris_Romm: No idea what a Mod Pizza is, or where, but we've talked a zillion times about Pineapple pizza.  For the zillionth time, it's about draining the excess liquid, cutting it properly, using slightly higher heat, and pairing it with salty and/or spicy ingredients.  It's fine.  Just don't get it if it's used wrong or you don't like it.


Mod Pizza is a chain of personal sized brick fired pizza places. Unlimited toppings. Really good stuff.
 
2022-06-26 12:54:40 AM  
Lake Stevens?? I am down like a clown, Charlie Brown!
 
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