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(Wikipedia)   My name is John Spillsbury and I invited jigsaw puzzles   (en.m.wikipedia.org) divider line
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2022-06-24 8:59:03 PM  
Invited jigsaw puzzles? Why would you invite inanimate objects to the party?
 
2022-06-24 9:05:40 PM  
My name is John Spillsbury and I invited jigsaw puzzles

Suibby's headline must be a jigsaw puzzle.
 
2022-06-24 9:17:08 PM  
Thanks for the +4 amenities!
 
2022-06-25 4:58:29 AM  
A shame that you didn't invent them, you coulda been rich!
 
2022-06-25 5:41:40 AM  
I invited them once, they spilled their beverage all over my best tablecloth.
 
2022-06-25 7:20:59 AM  
Last time I invited a jigsaw puzzle over, it made a huge mess on my dining room table that took weeks to organize.
 
2022-06-25 9:22:59 AM  
I invited a puzzle to a party once.
All but one, crucial piece came and ruined the whole thing!
 
2022-06-25 9:46:12 AM  
I've invited quite a few of them into my home. They're quiet, they don't eat all my food, and they don't leave the toilet seat up.

Here's a recent guest by Piet Mondrian. I call it "Your Parents' Linoleum."
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2022-06-25 9:53:20 AM  
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2022-06-25 12:36:07 PM  

buntz: I invited a puzzle to a party once.
All but one, crucial piece came and ruined the whole thing!


Next time invite Simone Giertz's white puzzle that has one piece missing on purpose.
 
2022-06-25 3:15:14 PM  
I hear his son Clinton made a few noteworthy contributions to the cinematic arts as well..,
 
2022-06-25 3:31:27 PM  
The Rolling Stones - Jigsaw Puzzle (Official Lyric Video)
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2022-06-25 8:31:58 PM  
>  After his death she ran his business for a period, then married Harry Ashby, who had been apprentice to Spilsbury, and who continued to sell puzzles.

Hmm....
 
2022-06-25 9:11:26 PM  
Still selling mom-in-law's jigsaw collection. If I'd asked up front for $12k you'd have thought I was crazy.
 
2022-06-26 6:14:41 AM  
Anyone else read the headline as if we're all on an episode of the game show 'To Tell the Truth'?
 
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