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2022-06-24 7:30:52 PM  
look, students gon' student, and I am not yet Such An Old that I don't sympathize (things we lifted from my college dining halls would stagger the mind: litany of not only foodstuffs but tableware, actual tables, chairs...)

and I am hardly a fan of Ramsay's ventures, but this is just moranical 3yo disingenuous BS.

"leftover on our plates from the bottomless pizza fest"

Morbo: AYCE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

if you feel the burning need to publicly document your dumbasseries, maybe post it on Truth Social or other places no1curr. oh wait, but then you don't get those crucial AW-points.
 
2022-06-24 10:05:26 PM  
Ye who has not purloined pizza from a buffet in college, cast the first slice.
Foodfiiight!
 
2022-06-24 10:11:41 PM  
Fark headline: "crime spree"
Reality: no crime, and no spree.
 
2022-06-24 10:15:48 PM  
I'm in the process of making a homemade pizza that's going on the grill soon so I'm getting a kick...

/mozz, pepperoni, olive, and mushroom.
//Over charcoal but you wouldn't even know it.
///No, it's not Canadian charcoal.
 
2022-06-24 10:16:59 PM  
Meh. I did that as a kid. I just didn't film it. Whatever.
 
2022-06-24 10:25:56 PM  

C18H27NO3: I'm in the process of making a homemade pizza that's going on the grill soon so I'm getting a kick...

/mozz, pepperoni, olive, and mushroom.
//Over charcoal but you wouldn't even know it.
///No, it's not Canadian charcoal.


It's pretty hard getting whale blubber in the US this time of year.
 
2022-06-24 10:27:54 PM  
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2022-06-24 10:36:53 PM  
I've heard of 'no shirt, no shoes, no service', but a bottomless pizza restaurant? No thanks, Gordon.
 
2022-06-24 10:39:07 PM  
This is worthy of a "news story?"

Ah, no.
 
2022-06-24 10:39:07 PM  

tintar: look, students gon' student, and I am not yet Such An Old that I don't sympathize (things we lifted from my college dining halls would stagger the mind: litany of not only foodstuffs but tableware, actual tables, chairs...)

and I am hardly a fan of Ramsay's ventures, but this is just moranical 3yo disingenuous BS.

"leftover on our plates from the bottomless pizza fest"

Morbo: AYCE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

if you feel the burning need to publicly document your dumbasseries, maybe post it on Truth Social or other places no1curr. oh wait, but then you don't get those crucial AW-points.


You appear to speak with some authority on this topic, and as I am not a Tokker, let me ask:

What's so unique about TikTok that draws such herds of users to publish video evidence of crimes they are committing?

Is there some technical (any idiot can use it on any idiot phone) or evaluative (whatever its version of a ratio is) feature that attracts the crowd to do such things?

Or is it another old-fashioned example of competing to be Thing Of The Minute?
 
2022-06-24 10:39:45 PM  
I'd rather anon (yes I know they suck most of the time) have fun by releasing every email and text sent by the 6 monumental pieces of shiat that just set us back 50 years.

Maybe send Barry to their homes to change their furniture out so they feel like they are shrinking or start swapping out their pets with different ones.
 
2022-06-24 10:46:06 PM  
FTA "The YouTuber had Gordon Ramsay compare his company's chocolate bar to the expensive chocolate bar, he bought on the internet. As Ramsay relishes a small chunk of the $400 worth of chocolate, Jimmy asks him which one is better. "Definitely yours", Ramsay says. Jimmy's face lights up only to get his hopes shattered as the celebrity chef further adds "is second." "

Well, you at least Ramsey had a good chuckle. Seriously, what did they expect to happen?
 
2022-06-24 10:49:22 PM  

DOCTORD000M: Meh. I did that as a kid. I just didn't film it. Whatever.


If you film your exploits, you're not smart enough to be in college.  Geez, I wonder if they sent emails in order to further document things.  I mean, it's a shame to have all that wonderful technology and not use it.
 
2022-06-24 10:54:25 PM  
Kids nowadays, giving Tupperware a bad name.
 
2022-06-24 10:55:03 PM  
I mean...I guess this is better than Ron Jeremy's Bottomless Donut Shop.
 
2022-06-24 10:58:02 PM  

Billy Liar: If you film your exploits, you're not smart enough to be in college.


I suspect the kids who do this figure that the "Olds" are never going to see what gets put up, since they're all on Facebook trading recipes and the like.
 
2022-06-24 11:00:13 PM  

cyberspacedout: I've heard of 'no shirt, no shoes, no service', but a bottomless pizza restaurant? No thanks, Gordon.


"All you can eat" buffets have been around a long time, including pizza buffets.

I wouldn't eat at one, especially if it has something like the chocolate fountain for dessert. I've had hi-powered green lasers, and they will show you all the crap that's floating in the air. Now imagine what the customers tracked into the restaurant while crossing the parking lot. All that crap settles on the food.
 
2022-06-24 11:07:18 PM  
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2022-06-24 11:11:22 PM  
They hid the pizza they took, suggesting they knew what they were doing was wrong. They would be great at writing insurance policies.
 
2022-06-24 11:11:22 PM  

indy_kid: cyberspacedout: I've heard of 'no shirt, no shoes, no service', but a bottomless pizza restaurant? No thanks, Gordon.

"All you can eat" buffets have been around a long time, including pizza buffets.

I wouldn't eat at one, especially if it has something like the chocolate fountain for dessert. I've had hi-powered green lasers, and they will show you all the crap that's floating in the air. Now imagine what the customers tracked into the restaurant while crossing the parking lot. All that crap settles on the food.


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2022-06-24 11:14:49 PM  

Flincher: I'd rather anon (yes I know they suck most of the time) have fun by releasing every email and text sent by the 6 monumental pieces of shiat that just set us back 50 years.

Maybe send Barry to their homes to change their furniture out so they feel like they are shrinking or start swapping out their pets with different ones.


... I'm drunk but, not so drunk that I can't understand your words and yet I feel I suffered a stroke reading that.

Let me try again ...
 
2022-06-24 11:19:42 PM  
Okay, got like 60% this time. Still unintelligible.

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2022-06-24 11:20:47 PM  

Kalyco Jack: [Fark user image image 425x383]


Sign says all you can eat, not you can eat all!
 
2022-06-24 11:41:29 PM  

Boo_Guy: C18H27NO3: I'm in the process of making a homemade pizza that's going on the grill soon so I'm getting a kick...

/mozz, pepperoni, olive, and mushroom.
//Over charcoal but you wouldn't even know it.
///No, it's not Canadian charcoal.

It's pretty hard getting whale blubber in the US this time of year.


Yeah, I'm not picking up what you're putting down.  Care to elaborate?
/My pizza came out awesome, BTW.
 
2022-06-24 11:42:19 PM  

Gawdzila: Kalyco Jack: [Fark user image image 425x383]


Sign says all you can eat, not you can eat all!


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"But I've still got some room in my esophagus."
 
2022-06-24 11:58:11 PM  
Is it just me or does that article trail off about halfway through and become a completely different one about chocolate bars?
 
2022-06-25 12:18:47 AM  
Bottomless pizza? But the bottom is one of the best parts of the pizza.
 
2022-06-25 12:33:32 AM  
Those kids think they invented swiping from all-you-can-eat buffets. Just like kids today think they invented marijuana smoking.

/I have no lawn
 
2022-06-25 1:13:25 AM  
If we had an all-you-can-eat restaurant with good pizza here, I'd be dead several times over by now.
 
2022-06-25 1:47:52 AM  
It's been changed to "all you care to eat".
 
2022-06-25 1:53:26 AM  
College friend of mine got banned from a Western Sizzlin' for doing something like this, but not a sneaky. Took the plate off of his tray, put it under his tray and used the friggin tray as his "plate". Wiped the salad bar out of every topping but actual salad lettuce. Owner came up to him after the second round and banned him right there.
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2022-06-25 1:57:09 AM  

indy_kid: cyberspacedout: I've heard of 'no shirt, no shoes, no service', but a bottomless pizza restaurant? No thanks, Gordon.

"All you can eat" buffets have been around a long time, including pizza buffets.

I wouldn't eat at one, especially if it has something like the chocolate fountain for dessert. I've had hi-powered green lasers, and they will show you all the crap that's floating in the air. Now imagine what the customers tracked into the restaurant while crossing the parking lot. All that crap settles on the food.


ugh, and chronic masterbaters probably touch the breadsticks and stuff without washing their hands.
 
2022-06-25 2:30:48 AM  
Proof that criminals today are stupid.
 
2022-06-25 2:41:40 AM  

Salmon: indy_kid: cyberspacedout: I've heard of 'no shirt, no shoes, no service', but a bottomless pizza restaurant? No thanks, Gordon.

"All you can eat" buffets have been around a long time, including pizza buffets.

I wouldn't eat at one, especially if it has something like the chocolate fountain for dessert. I've had hi-powered green lasers, and they will show you all the crap that's floating in the air. Now imagine what the customers tracked into the restaurant while crossing the parking lot. All that crap settles on the food.

ugh, and chronic masterbaters probably touch the breadsticks and stuff without washing their hands.


Don't you dare target me.
How would you like it if chronic masturbaters targeted you?

/pewpewpew!
 
2022-06-25 3:42:13 AM  

tintar: look


Simplicity in everything is ... well it's everything.

Don't steal. I don't care who it's from.
 
2022-06-25 4:16:19 AM  
If Dave Chappelle won't do it, somebody absolutely needs to do a 'When Social Media Goes Wrong' show. Like several times a week. ESPN could do a pure sports edition. Somebody make this happen. I need the lols.
 
2022-06-25 4:17:44 AM  

ToasterRadio: This is worthy of a "news story?"

Ah, no.


It was really an ad for Ramsey and some youtuber.
 
2022-06-25 7:17:02 AM  

RI_Red: tintar: look, students gon' student, and I am not yet Such An Old that I don't sympathize (things we lifted from my college dining halls would stagger the mind: litany of not only foodstuffs but tableware, actual tables, chairs...)

and I am hardly a fan of Ramsay's ventures, but this is just moranical 3yo disingenuous BS.

"leftover on our plates from the bottomless pizza fest"

Morbo: AYCE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

if you feel the burning need to publicly document your dumbasseries, maybe post it on Truth Social or other places no1curr. oh wait, but then you don't get those crucial AW-points.

You appear to speak with some authority on this topic, and as I am not a Tokker, let me ask:

What's so unique about TikTok that draws such herds of users to publish video evidence of crimes they are committing?

Is there some technical (any idiot can use it on any idiot phone) or evaluative (whatever its version of a ratio is) feature that attracts the crowd to do such things?

Or is it another old-fashioned example of competing to be Thing Of The Minute?


oh, I've zfc about the AW-ishness of filming yourself doing stupid shiat. but I don't imagine toktok is unique, rather simply flavor of the month until the next platform comes along.

back when we were criming petty crimes, the only point was whatever was being thefted, well that and making damnwell sure not to brag about it. (plus not even such as youtube existed back in those days much less social media)
 
2022-06-25 7:24:44 AM  

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2022-06-25 7:40:18 AM  

bucket_pup: College friend of mine got banned from a Western Sizzlin' for doing something like this, but not a sneaky. Took the plate off of his tray, put it under his tray and used the friggin tray as his "plate". Wiped the salad bar out of every topping but actual salad lettuce. Owner came up to him after the second round and banned him right there.
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Huh, you would think people would work that idiocy out by HS, college seems a little late for that. Did he finish or did he drop out for college related shenanigans?
 
2022-06-25 7:46:28 AM  
Oh I see, it's a British crime spree.
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"Some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury!"
 
2022-06-25 12:21:46 PM  

Zeroth Law: bucket_pup: College friend of mine got banned from a Western Sizzlin' for doing something like this, but not a sneaky. Took the plate off of his tray, put it under his tray and used the friggin tray as his "plate". Wiped the salad bar out of every topping but actual salad lettuce. Owner came up to him after the second round and banned him right there.
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Huh, you would think people would work that idiocy out by HS, college seems a little late for that. Did he finish or did he drop out for college related shenanigans?


Look, it wasn't Yale......
 
2022-06-25 12:22:42 PM  

olrasputin: I mean...I guess this is better than Ron Jeremy's Bottomless Donut Shop.


I mean...I guess this is better than Ron Jeremy's Bottomless Donut Sausage Shop.

/ftfy
 
2022-06-25 1:06:05 PM  

nitropissering: olrasputin: I mean...I guess this is better than Ron Jeremy's Bottomless Donut Shop.

I mean...I guess this is better than Ron Jeremy's Bottomless Donut Sausage Shop.

/ftfy


Okay? What did you think was holding the donuts?
 
2022-06-25 1:10:07 PM  

C18H27NO3: I'm in the process of making a homemade pizza that's going on the grill soon so I'm getting a kick...

/mozz, pepperoni, olive, and mushroom.
//Over charcoal but you wouldn't even know it.
///No, it's not Canadian charcoal.


Canadian charcoal is made from sugar maple and you should definitely give it a try.
 
2022-06-25 1:14:46 PM  

RI_Red: tintar: look, students gon' student, and I am not yet Such An Old that I don't sympathize (things we lifted from my college dining halls would stagger the mind: litany of not only foodstuffs but tableware, actual tables, chairs...)

and I am hardly a fan of Ramsay's ventures, but this is just moranical 3yo disingenuous BS.

"leftover on our plates from the bottomless pizza fest"

Morbo: AYCE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

if you feel the burning need to publicly document your dumbasseries, maybe post it on Truth Social or other places no1curr. oh wait, but then you don't get those crucial AW-points.

You appear to speak with some authority on this topic, and as I am not a Tokker, let me ask:

What's so unique about TikTok that draws such herds of users to publish video evidence of crimes they are committing?

Is there some technical (any idiot can use it on any idiot phone) or evaluative (whatever its version of a ratio is) feature that attracts the crowd to do such things?

Or is it another old-fashioned example of competing to be Thing Of The Minute?


A mixture of that plus being an inexplicable magnet for some of the stupidest people on earth. Last "prank" video I was forwarded was a guy sneaking up on people and pretend jabbing people with a syringe. The end is sharp enough to sting but not penetrate the skin. How long before someone decides to just end the guy nobody knows.
 
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