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(News.com.au)   Close Putin ally reveals his first nuclear target and has a long list of exactly what Russia will do to NATO when WW3 starts. Oh, and it was nice knowing you London   (news.com.au) divider line
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2022-06-24 4:20:50 PM  
So you want Britain and France to bomb you into the stone age instead of the US, that's what you're saying?
 
2022-06-24 4:26:48 PM  
The Kremlin cannot be bombed into oblivion soon enough, IMHO.
 
2022-06-24 4:55:57 PM  
"We'll destroy the entire group of enemy's space satellites during the first air operation... Second, we'll mitigate the entire system of anti-missile defence, everywhere and 100 per cent."

Is this before or after you unleash the full fury of your legion of dragons backed up by your invincible airborne unicorn cavalry division?
 
2022-06-24 4:59:57 PM  
At this point how many Russian nukes do you think are functional? 100?
 
2022-06-24 5:01:50 PM  

weddingsinger: At this point how many Russian nukes do you think are functional? 100?


They way they're rattling the saber, I don't think they think any of them are operational.

/Or they're pulling a North Korea and want us to send them some food.
 
2022-06-24 5:18:29 PM  
Oh is Russia threatening to annihilate the entire world again? Surely THIS TIME they have both the means and the stones.
 
2022-06-24 5:20:26 PM  
Who among you hasn't thought about nuking London?

Be honest.
 
2022-06-24 5:28:18 PM  
погуглите и узнайте
 
2022-06-24 5:32:26 PM  

weddingsinger: At this point how many Russian nukes do you think are functional? 100?


Better hope they don't explode on the ground too...
 
2022-06-24 5:43:12 PM  

Ass_Master_Flash: погуглите и узнайте


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Too soon?
 
2022-06-24 5:50:45 PM  
They do realize that their missiles aren't instantaneous, and launches will be detected right? Which means the response is going to be PDQ, while folks are on the horn with China and Pakistan.

When you realize you WILL lose a conventional war, badly, this is how you tell the world how weak you really are.

You want to lose a fight? Talk about it first.
 
2022-06-24 6:17:50 PM  
When I saw subbie's tagline my first thought was Tucker Carlson must be whining about San Francisco again...
 
2022-06-24 6:18:09 PM  
Convenient that they only say this after it looks like Boriski's party is flailing.
 
2022-06-24 6:19:35 PM  
"if you try to stop my abuse, I'll only abuse you harder"

- russia
 
2022-06-24 6:20:21 PM  

Thoreny: Who among you hasn't thought about nuking London?

Be honest.


Me.

100 or so MT would do Manhattan wonders. For London and the UK, a 200 foot sea level rise is needed.
 
2022-06-24 6:20:25 PM  

aleister_greynight: So you want Britain and France to bomb you into the stone age instead of the US, that's what you're saying?


Stone age?

I'd go back to the primordial ooze.
 
2022-06-24 6:20:37 PM  
The good news is that the dust and debris kicked up from the 300 nukes that would be sent towards Russia would cause the Earth to cool a little for a while.
 
2022-06-24 6:20:41 PM  

I Ate Shergar: "We'll destroy the entire group of enemy's space satellites during the first air operation... Second, we'll mitigate the entire system of anti-missile defence, everywhere and 100 per cent."

Is this before or after you unleash the full fury of your legion of dragons backed up by your invincible airborne unicorn cavalry division?


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2022-06-24 6:21:13 PM  

weddingsinger: At this point how many Russian nukes do you think are functional? 100?


And how many won't implode in their silos?
 
2022-06-24 6:22:13 PM  

Russ1642: The good news is that the dust and debris kicked up from the 300 nukes that would be sent towards Russia would cause the Earth to cool a little for a while.


That, and the return to pre-industrial society.
 
2022-06-24 6:22:20 PM  

Thoreny: Who among you hasn't thought about nuking London?

Be honest.


Well, there were those agitated with Boris Johnson and with the Platinum Jubilee.
 
2022-06-24 6:23:06 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: weddingsinger: At this point how many Russian nukes do you think are functional? 100?

And how many won't implode in their silos?


Or circle back and go right up Putin's ass like in that lovely video that was posted earlier via twitter
 
2022-06-24 6:23:10 PM  
To a Russian kleptocrat, blowing up London is like what Tyler Durden wanted to do to the credit card companies.
 
2022-06-24 6:23:17 PM  

fragMasterFlash: The Kremlin cannot be bombed into oblivion soon enough, IMHO.


Why bomb the Kremlin when Pooty's Legion of Doom is somewhere in the Urals?
 
2022-06-24 6:23:48 PM  
It's almost like today sucks.
 
2022-06-24 6:24:15 PM  
Huh Americans aren't the biggest idiots.
 
2022-06-24 6:24:20 PM  

bhetrick: Thoreny: Who among you hasn't thought about nuking London?

Be honest.

Me.

100 or so MT would do Manhattan wonders. For London and the UK, a 200 foot sea level rise is needed.


Take that you stupid centers of art, innovation, and commerce!
 
2022-06-24 6:24:46 PM  

hubiestubert: They do realize that their missiles aren't instantaneous, and launches will be detected right? Which means the response is going to be PDQ, while folks are on the horn with China and Pakistan.

When you realize you WILL lose a conventional war, badly, this is how you tell the world how weak you really are.

You want to lose a fight? Talk about it first.


This is the way of the one-star warrior
 
2022-06-24 6:24:52 PM  
"We'll destroy the entire group of enemy's space satellites during the first air operation"

And I'm sure Putin will grow wings and fly.
 
2022-06-24 6:25:02 PM  

weddingsinger: At this point how many Russian nukes do you think are functional? 100?


If they ever had that many to begin with.

/ there's no telling what is in those nose cones
 
2022-06-24 6:26:09 PM  

I Ate Shergar: "We'll destroy the entire group of enemy's space satellites during the first air operation... Second, we'll mitigate the entire system of anti-missile defence, everywhere and 100 per cent."

Is this before or after you unleash the full fury of your legion of dragons backed up by your invincible airborne unicorn cavalry division?


yeah seriously, Maybe they should have tried posturing this before February.
 
2022-06-24 6:27:23 PM  
Please, go ahead. Push your f*cking button. Watch how quickly you get your asses annihilated.

Also, we've gotten it wrong. We went the wrong way with this universe. We need a hard reset.
 
2022-06-24 6:27:57 PM  
I'd like to think that this guy is just some random clown shooting his mouth off a la Sean Hannity, but since nothing is allowed to be said or broadcast in Russia without the government's blessing, these mad threats should be regarded as official Kremlin policy.
 
2022-06-24 6:28:03 PM  
Why waste your first strike on London when you may not get a second strike?  He must want to go after all of the Russian oligarchs who have fled there and/or own property in London.
 
2022-06-24 6:28:19 PM  

iheartscotch: fragMasterFlash: The Kremlin cannot be bombed into oblivion soon enough, IMHO.

Why bomb the Kremlin when Pooty's Legion of Doom is somewhere in the Urals?


I always read "Urals" as "Urinals", and can't stop laughing.
 
2022-06-24 6:29:21 PM  

hubiestubert: They do realize that their missiles aren't instantaneous, and launches will be detected right? Which means the response is going to be PDQ, while folks are on the horn with China and Pakistan.

When you realize you WILL lose a conventional war, badly, this is how you tell the world how weak you really are.

You want to lose a fight? Talk about it first.


I'll never forget bin Laden & Co. assuring the world that an attack so big that it would "make Americans forget all about 9/11" was coming for a solid five years or so. I assume they only stopped because people started noticing how long they'd been promising it without delivering.
 
2022-06-24 6:30:30 PM  
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2022-06-24 6:30:44 PM  

cranked: Russ1642: The good news is that the dust and debris kicked up from the 300 nukes that would be sent towards Russia would cause the Earth to cool a little for a while.

That, and the return to pre-industrial society.


And it won't be like WWII where you need to have a hundred bombing runs to hit a few targets. They can precisely hit every plant in the country, be it power, water, manufacturing, asphalt, concrete, steel, you name it. All gone. I think it'd be smart for Russians to go on YouTube and learn how to start fires with sticks so they're prepared.
 
2022-06-24 6:31:28 PM  

aleister_greynight: So you want Britain and France to bomb you into the stone age instead of the US, that's what you're saying?


Considering what one of our own political parties is doing with the SC, I don't think he needs to waste the bombs.
 
2022-06-24 6:31:56 PM  
Oh yeah Vlad I am sure your wonder weapons will do a bang up job just like in Ukraine. So how many new fronts do you want to open up and get embarrassed more?
 
2022-06-24 6:32:02 PM  

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Should have watched that to the end and posted the other one...

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
2022-06-24 6:32:03 PM  

iheartscotch: fragMasterFlash: The Kremlin cannot be bombed into oblivion soon enough, IMHO.

Why bomb the Kremlin when Pooty's Legion of Doom is somewhere in the Urals?


Because the bunker you hide in does not project as much strength to your own people or the world as the primary symbol of your claim to being a global superpower. Also, eliminating Pootie does little good if the next tinpot dictator can easily follow in his footsteps.
 
2022-06-24 6:33:30 PM  

aleister_greynight: So you want Britain and France to bomb you into the stone age instead of the US, that's what you're saying?


From what I've read, you don't want to mess with France when it comes to this.

Unlike Russia, they take maintaining their weapons seriously.
 
2022-06-24 6:34:56 PM  
You better get on that quickly. Vlad doesn't look like he'll see many more days.

You have to wonder if he poloniumed himself. Crap - wrong tea!
 
2022-06-24 6:35:42 PM  

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I read a case a few years ago of some military unit that was either launching rockets or calling in air strikes and their GPS unit ran out of battery, so the soldier put a new battery in and called the strike, not realising that on rebooting the GPS always defaults to its location. They called the strike in to their own location.
I wonder if that's what happened there? Someone put the wrong GPS coordinates in?
 
2022-06-24 6:36:27 PM  

hubiestubert: They do realize that their missiles aren't instantaneous, and launches will be detected right? Which means the response is going to be PDQ, while folks are on the horn with China and Pakistan.

When you realize you WILL lose a conventional war, badly, this is how you tell the world how weak you really are.

You want to lose a fight? Talk about it first.


You have to read the whole plan.  Step 1 is to destroy all our satellites 2nd is destroy all power (electrical) 100% then start  the bombs.

It's like a 4 year old wrote the plan, only thing missing was swooshing sounds and crayon maps
 
2022-06-24 6:36:54 PM  

Joe USer: aleister_greynight: So you want Britain and France to bomb you into the stone age instead of the US, that's what you're saying?

From what I've read, you don't want to mess with France when it comes to this.

Unlike Russia, they take maintaining their weapons seriously.


Still wearing brown pants though?
 
2022-06-24 6:37:25 PM  
Meh. At this point a nuclear war might actually improve things.
 
2022-06-24 6:37:36 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Huh Americans aren't the biggest idiots.


Shhhhhh
If they see your comment they might take it as a challenge to one up their game.
 
2022-06-24 6:37:51 PM  

kb7rky: Please, go ahead. Push your f*cking button. Watch how quickly you get your asses annihilated.

Also, we've gotten it wrong. We went the wrong way with this universe. We need a hard reset.


Death comes from Montana
 
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