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782 clicks; posted to Food » on 24 Jun 2022 at 6:45 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-24 7:13:36 PM  
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2022-06-24 7:14:31 PM  
That's what she said.

(tip your waitress...try the veal...etc.)
 
2022-06-24 7:22:53 PM  

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came in here for this.
 
2022-06-24 7:43:26 PM  
How to use your vacuum sealer... next up, how to use a stand mixer. Tomorrow... demistifying the ice cube tray.
*rolleyes*
 
2022-06-24 8:16:01 PM  
Yeah? Yeah? You get me a jury of 12 to go down on and then we'll see how bad I am at blowjobs. Come into my house and tell me I can't suck. Whip it out subby, I'll hate suck that stupid smirk right off your face.

The nerve of some people. Do you tell Da Vinci he's painting wrong?
 
2022-06-24 8:29:11 PM  
I do most of these, except for the herb thing.

Also, when I make a big batch of cookie dough, I measure the dough into the recommended baking portions, then put those on a cookie sheet in the freezer.  Once they've hardened, I put 8-12 in small vacuum bags so I can make fresh cookies any time with a minimum of work.
 
2022-06-24 10:20:29 PM  

Ghastly: Yeah? Yeah? You get me a jury of 12 to go down on and then we'll see how bad I am at blowjobs. Come into my house and tell me I can't suck. Whip it out subby, I'll hate suck that stupid smirk right off your face.

The nerve of some people. Do you tell Da Vinci he's painting wrong?


There's a scene in a later season of Deadwood. Al is getting a blowjob from one of the girls. She has an odd look on her face after a few ,
"don't worry , you'll know when you're done " or something really close to that.
 
2022-06-24 11:06:25 PM  
I didn't hear your mom complaining.
 
2022-06-25 3:36:09 AM  
I inherited an older vacuum sealer, and its seal allows air in after a month or so.  Is that inherent in this device, or do I just need a new one?
 
2022-06-25 10:27:29 AM  

Spermbot: I inherited an older vacuum sealer, and its seal allows air in after a month or so.  Is that inherent in this device, or do I just need a new one?


Username does not check out.
 
2022-06-25 11:10:57 AM  

Spermbot: I inherited an older vacuum sealer, and its seal allows air in after a month or so.  Is that inherent in this device, or do I just need a new one?


Either the bags you use are bad quality (or old?), or the sealer is not sealing well. (look at/clean the heat strip area/the seal it makes). You have to find the root cause failure before you can address it (I do a LOT of troubleshooting professionally).

That, or stop trying to vacuum seal porcupines.
 
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