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(Twitter)   Think it's hot enough for ya? Down in Tennessee, they are teaching you how to make "mailbox lasagna" during the weather forecast   (twitter.com) divider line
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2578 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jun 2022 at 12:05 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-23 9:29:37 AM  
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2022-06-23 11:24:23 AM  
I might to try this. I've been wanting lasagna anyway...
 
2022-06-23 12:07:59 PM  
I'm pretty sure that's a disgusting sex act in the urban dictionary
 
2022-06-23 12:08:20 PM  
"Mailbox Lasagna" sounds like a Wilco song.

Or Ween.
 
2022-06-23 12:08:23 PM  
Bonus: your lasagna has your bills hidden inside it.
 
2022-06-23 12:08:25 PM  
In other words, it's hot enough to melt cheese.
 
2022-06-23 12:10:34 PM  
With the first pick in the 2023 NFL draft, the Cleveland Browns select ...
 
2022-06-23 12:11:12 PM  
We farking knew this nonsense was going to happen when Garfield purchased all the local media outlets.
 
2022-06-23 12:11:40 PM  
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Meanwhile, in Texass...
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Y'all up for some disc golf?
This heat gets rid of all the casual tourista disc golfers. No crowds.
 
2022-06-23 12:13:56 PM  
OMG! IT'S SO HOT! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE SO WHY NOT EAT SALMONELLA LASAGNA!!

Todays high....93?
 
2022-06-23 12:16:48 PM  
I guess it beats frying eggs on the sidewalk or baking cookies on your dash.
 
2022-06-23 12:18:39 PM  
Also, anyone ever figure out why Amalgamated Orange Cat Entertainment Substitute Industries had a cat love lasagna? It seems as absurd as hating Mondays to me. Cats don't work. They don't care what day it is.
 
2022-06-23 12:20:14 PM  

Stud Gerbil: With the first pick in the 2023 NFL draft, the Cleveland Browns select ...


Hingle Mckringleberry.
 
2022-06-23 12:20:33 PM  
Only 52 degrees in Iran, hold the mail.  Oh, wait, that's Celsius.  Burnt lasagna!

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2022-06-23 12:21:46 PM  
Here in Arizona our mailbox enchiladas only take 10 minutes.
 
2022-06-23 12:22:03 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Also, anyone ever figure out why Amalgamated Orange Cat Entertainment Substitute Industries had a cat love lasagna? It seems as absurd as hating Mondays to me. Cats don't work. They don't care what day it is.


They might care when their human servant stops paying attention to them all day.
 
2022-06-23 12:25:16 PM  
Electricity bill
Meat
Sauce
Phone bill
Ricotta/Parmesan/spinach mix
Leaflet from lawn care company
Meat
Sauce
Master card statement
Ricotta/Parmesan/spinach mix
Visa card statement
Grated Asiago/mozzarella/Parmesan mix
 
2022-06-23 12:26:55 PM  
Or you can make mailbox cheeseburgers.  Make sure the meat is cooked and then stuff it in your mailbox for 8 hours.
How about mailbox steak?  Cook a steak and stick it in a mailbox for 8 hours.
My favorite is mailbox burritos.  I just cook a burrito and stick it in a mailbox for 8 hours.
 
2022-06-23 12:27:31 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Also, anyone ever figure out why Amalgamated Orange Cat Entertainment Substitute Industries had a cat love lasagna? It seems as absurd as hating Mondays to me. Cats don't work. They don't care what day it is.


Concurs...
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Good girl, Tiikeri.
 
2022-06-23 12:29:11 PM  

whatsupchuck: Here in Arizona our mailbox enchiladas only take 10 minutes.


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2022-06-23 12:31:58 PM  
But that's where I keep my famous mailbox potato salad.
 
2022-06-23 12:40:27 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: I'm pretty sure that's a disgusting sex act in the urban dictionary


See: Boebert Slider
 
2022-06-23 12:45:42 PM  
As a Chem major, I demand we all use Kelvin. Celsius is scale translation for dirps.
 
2022-06-23 12:53:38 PM  
I'm a traditionalist, and it just isn't lasagna without those crunchy AOL CDs.
 
2022-06-23 1:01:41 PM  
I just put a bowl of clam chowder to keep it warm in there, for when I want it later.
 
2022-06-23 1:08:24 PM  
That ain't about nothin'. When I was a kid, my grandma used to make Dashboard Grilled Cheese Sandwiches on road trips.
 
2022-06-23 1:19:38 PM  

StevieRayPalpatine: That ain't about nothin'. When I was a kid, my grandma used to make Dashboard Grilled Cheese Sandwiches on road trips.


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2022-06-23 1:38:47 PM  
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2022-06-23 1:44:02 PM  
With my luck, the mailman would take it.
 
2022-06-23 1:47:10 PM  
Does this involve a free cat?
 
2022-06-23 1:56:02 PM  

Winterlight: I might to try this. I've been wanting lasagna anyway...


Be warned your mailman gets a piece.
 
2022-06-23 2:31:22 PM  
Does the flag go up when it,s done ?
 
2022-06-23 2:40:00 PM  
Back when I was ultra poor and in Florida I'd make big batches of "staple food," like chili, and freeze individual servings in Ziploc bags.  I'd toss one on the dashboard when i got to work and by lunchtime it wasn't just thawed, it was just barely too hot to hold in my hand.  Had to pick up the bag from the sealed edge.
 
2022-06-23 2:44:01 PM  

doomjesse: Winterlight: I might to try this. I've been wanting lasagna anyway...

Be warned your mailman gets a piece.


...said yo mama
 
2022-06-23 3:09:36 PM  

TorpedoOrca: OMG! IT'S SO HOT! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE SO WHY NOT EAT SALMONELLA LASAGNA!!

Todays high....93?


Yeah, 93 farking degrees.  Hell, I just looked at Nashville. 33% humidity. Combined with the "scorcher" of 93 degrees, it gives a heat index reading of... ...91.

To put things in perspective, a 113 degree day in Phx during the monsoon, with 50% humidity (It really sucks when it gets humid, but doesn't actually rain) is the equivalent ofg 164 degrees. So glad I don't live in THAT shiat anymore...
 
2022-06-23 4:56:49 PM  

Golden Brown Delicious: doomjesse: Winterlight: I might to try this. I've been wanting lasagna anyway...

Be warned your mailman gets a piece.

...said yo mama


Course she did... the mailman always rings twice.
 
2022-06-23 5:51:29 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: I'm pretty sure that's a disgusting sex act in the urban dictionary


My wife didn't think it was that disgusting.
 
2022-06-23 5:54:56 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: I'm pretty sure that's a disgusting sex act in the urban dictionary


doomjesse: Winterlight: I might to try this. I've been wanting lasagna anyway...

Be warned your mailman gets a piece.


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2022-06-23 7:47:40 PM  

Nick Nostril: Representative of the unwashed masses: I'm pretty sure that's a disgusting sex act in the urban dictionary

My wife didn't think it was that disgusting.


No. No, she didn't.
 
2022-06-23 9:09:31 PM  
Mailbox Lasagna was my stage name when I was a stripper.
 
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