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(Twitter)   He sued a fake cow and lost. Now he's coming after the January 6th Committee, and there's gonna be hell to pay   (twitter.com) divider line
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3297 clicks; posted to Politics » on 23 Jun 2022 at 12:35 PM (13 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-23 9:05:27 AM  
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2022-06-23 9:06:43 AM  
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2022-06-23 9:18:51 AM  
Hey Devin, don't you have a failed website to run?
 
2022-06-23 9:27:43 AM  
Who doesn't think this is precisely what the GQP will do?
 
2022-06-23 9:38:07 AM  
I read that in Don Pardo's voice
 
2022-06-23 10:01:32 AM  
Another farker who should be in prison instead of free to continue to commit crimes. Bang up job by the DOJ, leaving these people free to continue to their coup attempt.
 
2022-06-23 10:48:00 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Another farker who should be in prison instead of free to continue to commit crimes. Bang up job by the DOJ, leaving these people free to continue to their coup attempt.


It's sad that April Fools has passed and that the GQP will retake Congress by the next one, because it would have been absolutely hilarious for you and say whidbey to swap schticks for that day.
 
2022-06-23 11:47:47 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Who doesn't think this is precisely what the GQP will do?


They might not want to distract from their impeachment trials.
 
2022-06-23 12:02:30 PM  

null: AdmirableSnackbar: Another farker who should be in prison instead of free to continue to commit crimes. Bang up job by the DOJ, leaving these people free to continue to their coup attempt.

It's sad that April Fools has passed and that the GQP will retake Congress by the next one, because it would have been absolutely hilarious for you and say whidbey to swap schticks for that day.


I'm confused by this, is wanting criminals to be held accountable for their crimes a "schtick" now?

Didn't used to be, but that was back when Republicans were in power. I don't know why Fark Democrats shifted to "no, we don't need to hold these people accountable and it's ridiculous that you want that to happen" but that shift starting in 2019 has been somewhat confusing on my end.
 
2022-06-23 12:06:10 PM  

EvilEgg: Benevolent Misanthrope: Who doesn't think this is precisely what the GQP will do?

They might not want to distract from their impeachment trials.


This is the one time the GQP will find a way to fart and chew gum at the same time, trust me.
 
2022-06-23 12:11:43 PM  
As an aside I'd like to remind everyone that SCOTUS just made the entire country "open carry".
I'm not suggesting anything mind you, but what would a trumper do in this scenario?
Have fun kids!
 
2022-06-23 12:27:38 PM  
I thought the cow lawsuit was still going.
 
2022-06-23 12:37:42 PM  
Trump employee Devin Nunes

zing!
 
2022-06-23 12:38:02 PM  

Ivo Shandor: I thought the cow lawsuit was still going.


You mean " Still milking it " ..
 
2022-06-23 12:39:22 PM  

Ivo Shandor: I thought the cow lawsuit was still going.


He can't sue Twitter but he's still trying to serve papers to the accounts of the people who made fun of him.
 
2022-06-23 12:39:56 PM  
"Doctored evidence!!!!!!" = A Gym Jordan text edited for length

/These farking people
 
2022-06-23 12:40:06 PM  
Manipulating people?  like lying to them through social media?
 
2022-06-23 12:40:40 PM  

SurfaceTension: Hey Devin, don't you have a failed website to run?


Inflation has made buying grapefruits too expensive, so he needs other things to do.
 
2022-06-23 12:40:55 PM  
I see he got the word out on Moo Two, or is it Moo II?  You know the TFG's answer to fake news messaging.
 
2022-06-23 12:41:52 PM  

null: AdmirableSnackbar: Another farker who should be in prison instead of free to continue to commit crimes. Bang up job by the DOJ, leaving these people free to continue to their coup attempt.

It's sad that April Fools has passed and that the GQP will retake Congress by the next one, because it would have been absolutely hilarious for you and say whidbey to swap schticks for that day.


My fark tag for whidbey is, "back away slowly and don't make eye contact."
 
2022-06-23 12:42:31 PM  
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2022-06-23 12:42:31 PM  
Trumpublicans are in a tough position. In order to signal to the base that they're OK with the attack on our democracy from a stupid narcissistic sociopath and his cult, they have to confess to all of us that they're OK with the attack, even if they try to play stupid.
 
2022-06-23 12:43:25 PM  
the Truth is an ugly thing for a RePigliCon to face
 
2022-06-23 12:43:38 PM  

Weaver95: As an aside I'd like to remind everyone that SCOTUS just made the entire country "open carry".
I'm not suggesting anything mind you, but what would a trumper do in this scenario?
Have fun kids!


I hat eto tell you, but the nation is open carry for a very specific subset of the population.  The instant someone outside The Elect even uses the letters G,, U, and/or N, they will be detained and shot with full SCOTUS6 sanction.
 
2022-06-23 12:46:02 PM  
If Republicans take the House they're not going to have time to investigate anything, what with impeaching Biden every day for disparaging America by drinking French roast coffee.
 
2022-06-23 12:46:11 PM  
/ Laughing Nunez
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2022-06-23 12:47:28 PM  
They aren't retaking anything, their "wins" have been illegitimate and only obtained through fraud.
 
2022-06-23 12:49:03 PM  
Devin's getting paid by Trump? I bet he's getting like $50 bucks an hour and promises of yuge future bonuses LOL
 
2022-06-23 12:50:31 PM  
So what, Biden can just invoke executive privilege and issue blanket pardons. Turnabout's a beotch.
 
2022-06-23 12:51:15 PM  
Even if they did, Democrats wouldn't be stupid like McCarthy and they WOULD seat Dems on the committee, and those Democrats would point out just how full of shiat Devin and every other Republican has always been.
 
2022-06-23 12:51:34 PM  

mistahtom: They aren't retaking anything, their "wins" have been illegitimate and only obtained through fraud.


If everyone allows them to exercise power regardless, what exactly is the functional difference between a legitimate and illegitimate win?
 
2022-06-23 12:54:29 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Who doesn't think this is precisely what the GQP will do?


Rehashing Jan 6th is not something they will do. They will let it quietly go away.
 
2022-06-23 12:54:34 PM  
By what measure does he think he can influence what anyone does anymore? He farking ran away to tie himself to one of the many sinking TFG businesses.
 
2022-06-23 12:58:42 PM  
Fine, Devin... produce just one piece of verifiably doctored evidence.  Just one.  We'll wait...
 
2022-06-23 12:59:03 PM  
Doesn't seem Truth Social is keeping him all that busy!
 
2022-06-23 12:59:11 PM  
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2022-06-23 12:59:51 PM  

null: It's sad that April Fools has passed and that the GQP will retake Congress by the next one, because it would have been absolutely hilarious for you and say whidbey to swap schticks for that day.


I actually had a whole plan to go full Fauxgressive this April Fool's, but when the day came I couldn't do it.

It felt much too loathsome.
 
2022-06-23 1:01:03 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Even if they did, Democrats wouldn't be stupid like McCarthy and they WOULD seat Dems on the committee, and those Democrats would point out just how full of shiat Devin and every other Republican has always been.


The Republicans will deal with that by refusing to allow Democratic lawmakers onto the House or Senate floor.

What, you think they wouldn't?
 
2022-06-23 1:01:21 PM  
Trump employee Devin Nunes says if Republicans retake the House, they should launch a "whole host of investigations, especially of the J6 Committee for "doctoring evidence" and "manipulating people."

Just to be on the safe side, Nunes will provide the doctored evidence to manipulate the people. Knowing how easily the Trumpers are to manipulate.
 
2022-06-23 1:02:39 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Who doesn't think this is precisely what the GQP will do?


Seriously. We all know the first thing they'll do is to 'investigate' the people who had the temerity to investigate the GOP's crimes.
 
2022-06-23 1:04:11 PM  
moo
 
2022-06-23 1:04:40 PM  
I like his "manipulating people."

Like the people who didn't know they were being filmed for a documentary? Those ones? Or like "talk and it is three years and probation instead of 20 years. Your choice."

They just had to know. A pro filmmaker does not use his phone as his camera. They use those biguns' that you really can't miss.
 
2022-06-23 1:07:09 PM  
This is one of my favorite songs by the GOP in general.  It's called, "The Dems have done so much illegal shiat!  Just wait until we get them!"

Meanwhile, it never happens.  They just keep telling their base that something is gonna drop.  But there is no wrongdoing.  There is no fraud, or scam, or lies, or fabricated evidence, or children in the basement of a pizza shop.

Meanwhile, the leader of the Republican party has broken the law at the Federal level, repeatedly, on video, on audio, well documented, actual witnesses.  But, no...  Can't talk about that.

Bunch of farking hypocrite asshole scumbag farkstick douchnozzles.  You know what...  I'm gonna have my Discord bot generate an insult just for this occasion:

You are a f'd up wad of hyena offal

Haha...  Yep.
 
2022-06-23 1:09:01 PM  

BMFPitt: null: It's sad that April Fools has passed and that the GQP will retake Congress by the next one, because it would have been absolutely hilarious for you and say whidbey to swap schticks for that day.

I actually had a whole plan to go full Fauxgressive this April Fool's, but when the day came I couldn't do it.

It felt much too loathsome.


Nobody would ever believe that you might want good things, though.
 
2022-06-23 1:09:20 PM  

Weaver95: As an aside I'd like to remind everyone that SCOTUS just made the entire country "open carry".
I'm not suggesting anything mind you, but what would a trumper do in this scenario?
Have fun kids!


Not yet. So far it is only NY. I'm looking forward to the lawsuits in shall carry states to be filed.
 
2022-06-23 1:11:44 PM  
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2022-06-23 1:12:45 PM  

Ivo Shandor: I thought the cow lawsuit was still going.


It might be. I caught this little beauty awhile back but have seen no followup.

Devin Nunes' family dairy must produce workers' citizenship records in lawsuit, judge orders

https://www.sacbee.com/news/california/article252189908.html
 
2022-06-23 1:14:58 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Nobody would ever believe that you might want good things, though.


Yeah, full Fauxgressive.  Just like I said.
 
2022-06-23 1:15:05 PM  

Malenfant: Trumpublicans are in a tough position. In order to signal to the base that they're OK with the attack on our democracy from a stupid narcissistic sociopath and his cult, they have to confess to all of us that they're OK with the attack, even if they try to play are stupid.


There is no play.
 
2022-06-23 1:16:57 PM  

BMFPitt: AdmirableSnackbar: Nobody would ever believe that you might want good things, though.

Yeah, full Fauxgressive.  Just like I said.


Fauxgressive coming from a libertarian is just delicious.
 
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