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(National Today)   Yes it's National Hydration Day but don't sweat it - tonight's National Seven Whizzes Eve   (nationaltoday.com) divider line
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2022-06-23 9:58:22 AM  
They should call it, "The Day of P"
 
2022-06-23 10:09:42 AM  
Hail Hydra-tion
 
2022-06-23 10:10:06 AM  
Yeah right, the last time I jizzed 7 times in an evening was when I was... Oh... Whizz...
 
2022-06-23 10:22:21 AM  
It is always 7 whizz night for me, dang prostate...
 
2022-06-23 10:38:46 AM  
I just chugged a quart of water after an eight mile run. I think I still have a deficit.
 
2022-06-23 10:39:43 AM  

thealgorerhythm: I just chugged a quart of water after an eight mile run. I think I still have a deficit.


DRINK!
 
2022-06-23 10:39:45 AM  

jaggspb: Hail Hydra-tion


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2022-06-23 10:40:24 AM  
"Tell everyone you know to stay hydrated"

This is a super combo with being a vegan atheist, once you've softened your target up, you can start pestering them about the colour of their urine, and visually keep notes about how often they hydrate.
 
2022-06-23 10:43:52 AM  
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2022-06-23 10:45:50 AM  
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2022-06-23 10:53:16 AM  
Sounds like some of you have a drinking problem.

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2022-06-23 10:53:22 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: "Tell everyone you know to stay hydrated"

This is a super combo with being a vegan atheist, once you've softened your target up, you can start pestering them about the colour of their urine, and visually keep notes about how often they hydrate.


Don't kink shame.
 
2022-06-23 10:55:11 AM  
In Texas, I swear it's a quart minimum for the walk to the driveway...
 
2022-06-23 10:55:40 AM  
Tonight is National Seven Whizzes Eve? I don't think that claim holds water.
 
2022-06-23 11:03:53 AM  

Somaticasual: In Texas, I swear it's a quart minimum for the walk to the driveway...


I hear Hell is cooler this time of year.
 
2022-06-23 11:05:34 AM  
Water you doing to celebrate?
 
2022-06-23 11:19:00 AM  

howdoibegin: Tonight is National Seven Whizzes Eve? I don't think that claim holds water.


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2022-06-23 11:36:01 AM  
I follow the hydrohomies subreddit and I'm often surprised at how amusing memes about water can be. I try to drink only water, except for my nightly vodka drinks, and morning coffee. I can't think of anything that a person can begin to do that is both simple and will make them feel better quickly than to drink water and cut out the rest...except vodka drinks. Maybe going to bed a bit earlier would be of more help but that is asking a lot
 
2022-06-23 11:38:35 AM  
I often have issues with keeping hydrated and keeping electrolytes in balance and it seems like it's getting worse as I get older/fatter.

When my sight starts getting blurry I know that I'm way out of wack and it will take a few days before I can get back to normal.

Don't let yourself get that bad... vision issues, muscle aches, muscle cramps...it sucks.
 
2022-06-23 11:39:06 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Somaticasual: In Texas, I swear it's a quart minimum for the walk to the driveway...

I hear Hell is cooler this time of year.


They certainly have more honest politicians...
 
2022-06-23 11:52:54 AM  

eclecticman666: I often have issues with keeping hydrated and keeping electrolytes in balance and it seems like it's getting worse as I get older/fatter.

When my sight starts getting blurry I know that I'm way out of wack and it will take a few days before I can get back to normal.

Don't let yourself get that bad... vision issues, muscle aches, muscle cramps...it sucks.


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