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(Local10 WPLG)   Florida woman tries to save the oceans by showing a little tail   (local10.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Miami, Merle Liivand, marathon swim, world-famous statue of a little mermaid, world records, Swimming, MIAMI BEACH, next record-breaking swim  
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2022-06-23 11:10:38 AM  
Hoping for a thong. Leaving disappointed.
 
2022-06-23 11:24:03 AM  

AirForceVet: Hoping for a thong. Leaving disappointed.


You're thinking of those hotdog girls.
 
2022-06-23 11:24:36 AM  
She better watch out for Kanye.
 
2022-06-23 11:25:02 AM  
No seashells?
 
2022-06-23 11:26:05 AM  

AirForceVet: Hoping for a thong. Leaving disappointed.


That kind of mermaid hit its peak population around year 2000.  They've been endangered ever since.
 
2022-06-23 11:38:19 AM  
If you want to make a real difference you're going to have to fark some mermaid lovers.

I mean, I'm pretty even I could make a bundle if I put on a fish tail with a hole cut in the ass.
 
2022-06-23 11:45:56 AM  
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2022-06-23 11:46:32 AM  
Good luck with that.

No one in a position of power in Miami gives a shiat about our oceans, especially if it gets in the way of development.
 
2022-06-23 11:50:15 AM  
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2022-06-23 11:55:29 AM  
In Grand Cayman, there's a mermaid statue off the shore dive site of Sunset House resort. It's been there for years, and the whole thing is sort of covered with that slimy growth that coats stuff that's underwater. Except for the nips....those seem to get cleaned on a daily basis. I guess I'm not the only one who just felt compelled?
 
2022-06-23 12:01:21 PM  
She's no Daryl Hannah, but I'm no Tom Hanks so I am willing to settle.
 
2022-06-23 12:48:49 PM  
The Mermaid (Lyrics) - Great Big Sea
Youtube UDhCgAoggX8
 
2022-06-23 12:57:14 PM  
FTA:
"Liivand sets world records by swimming long distances wearing her mermaid monofin, but without using her arms -- an extraordinary feat of strength and endurance"

SNU-SNU
 
2022-06-23 1:22:00 PM  

rnatalie: [YouTube video: The Mermaid (Lyrics) - Great Big Sea]


Well you just set man / fish relationships back about 100 years with that video.

/ hope you're happy
 
2022-06-23 1:47:44 PM  

New Rising Sun: AirForceVet: Hoping for a thong. Leaving disappointed.

That kind of mermaid hit its peak population around year 2000.  They've been endangered ever since.



They've made a pretty strong comeback the last few years.
 
2022-06-23 4:50:19 PM  
Well sheeeit.  Now I'm never gonna get the smell outta the fish!
 
2022-06-23 5:14:25 PM  

rfenster: No seashells?


Too big.  She looks to need B Shells.

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