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2022-06-23 6:53:23 AM  
a crack like that's going to greatly reduce the structural integrity of the whole windshield; if she had hit that bison it wouldn't be safe at all
 
2022-06-23 7:01:23 AM  
TFA: "And then I see this giant, like, buffalo bison thing"

Wanted for questioning
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2022-06-23 7:01:54 AM  
It was not clear where the bison came from or where it went

Cotton-Eyed Joe?
 
2022-06-23 7:12:54 AM  
For Keira Boutilier, the day that Bison crossed the road east on Highway 16 near Highway 779, it was the greatest day of her life. But for the Bison, it was a Wednesday.
 
2022-06-23 7:14:22 AM  

maddogdelta: TFA: "And then I see this giant, like, buffalo bison thing"

Wanted for questioning
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2022-06-23 7:21:38 AM  

rainbowbutter: a crack like that's going to greatly reduce the structural integrity of the whole windshield; if she had hit that bison it wouldn't be safe at all


I can't believe it, I ain't never seen a crack like that
 
2022-06-23 7:26:31 AM  
My head hurts after reading Kiera "talk".  Totally.
 
2022-06-23 7:35:46 AM  
And sit down, sit down, sit down, you're rocking the boat.
 
2022-06-23 7:40:31 AM  
How much wood does a wood bison have?
 
2022-06-23 7:45:11 AM  

skinink: For Keira Boutilier, the day that Bison crossed the road east on Highway 16 near Highway 779, it was the greatest day of her life. But for the Bison, it was a Wednesday.


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2022-06-23 7:49:29 AM  

Numberlady2: My head hurts after reading Kiera "talk".  Totally.


She was, like, driving on this flat asphalt thing like a road when she saw the bison that was like a giant buffalo bison. What's your problem?

/Woman is going on my fark list of people I hope to never have a conversation with
 
2022-06-23 7:50:44 AM  
Yes, those are edible - but their healthy diet & lifestyle make for a lean, somewhat-bland steak.
Fat = Flavour, folks. Take the bison to Timmy's daily for a few months before trotting over to the abattoir.
 
2022-06-23 8:06:34 AM  
So Canada has Valley Girls, let's see her tan lines.
 
2022-06-23 8:47:13 AM  
Also, "rush hour"? My driveway has more traffic

/okay, there were a few cars heading the other way. Still. . .
 
2022-06-23 8:58:44 AM  

opalakea: Also, "rush hour"? My driveway has more traffic

/okay, there were a few cars heading the other way. Still. . .


We can't all be the 405 fwy.
 
2022-06-23 9:07:27 AM  
It was not clear where the bison came from

Did anyone try asking the owners of the bison ranch a couple of miles over? That's some mighty fine journalism'ing there, Lou.
 
2022-06-23 10:03:42 AM  
"And then I see this giant, like, buffalo bison thing. I thought it was a moose at first and then it started running into my lane."

Why must they always find the dumbest person on the planet to interview?
 
2022-06-23 10:08:48 AM  

apoptotic: It was not clear where the bison came from

Did anyone try asking the owners of the bison ranch a couple of miles over? That's some mighty fine journalism'ing there, Lou.


When a boy bison and a girl bison REALLY love each other, sometimes there is so much love, it creates a whole new bison.
 
2022-06-23 10:09:49 AM  

opalakea: Also, "rush hour"? My driveway has more traffic

/okay, there were a few cars heading the other way. Still. . .


It's always funny to hear people who have only ever lived in Edmonton biatch about traffic. They really do have zero clue what actual traffic is. For example, rush hour here actually lasts about an hour, and even with major construction it still flows smoothly.
 
2022-06-23 10:33:41 AM  
We were delayed for a bit in North Dakota a few years ago. I don't think he heard us because of his headphones.

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2022-06-23 10:53:32 AM  

Numberlady2: My head hurts after reading Kiera "talk".  Totally.


Reading it is even harder
 
2022-06-23 10:54:17 AM  

Hooferatheart: How much wood does a wood bison have?


At least a foot
 
2022-06-23 10:55:17 AM  

Copperbelly watersnake: Numberlady2: My head hurts after reading Kiera "talk".  Totally.

She was, like, driving on this flat asphalt thing like a road when she saw the bison that was like a giant buffalo bison. What's your problem?

/Woman is going on my fark list of people I hope to kill


Ftfm
 
2022-06-23 11:01:26 AM  

Russ1642: "And then I see this giant, like, buffalo bison thing. I thought it was a moose at first and then it started running into my lane."

Why must they always find the dumbest person on the planet to interview?


Could have been a cow or a bear, too. This moron would still have a hard time figuring it out
 
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