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(Time)   A tally of insurrectionist arrests, trials, sentences (jail and non-jail) so far. Most of them haven't come to trial yet, the biggies are yet to come, and this is gonna go on for a long time   (time.com) divider line
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2022-06-23 5:09:33 AM  
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2022-06-23 7:10:34 AM  
Felonies.
No guns.
Decades in prison.

Take their vote.
Take their belts and shoela...know what? They can keep them.
 
2022-06-23 8:33:04 AM  
Or at least until a Republican President takes power.
 
2022-06-23 8:35:33 AM  
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2022-06-23 8:36:03 AM  

LarryDan43: Or at least until a Republican Presidentcongress takes power.


FTFY
 
2022-06-23 8:36:57 AM  
It seems like a lot of those people are missing a leading 1 on what their sentences should be.
 
2022-06-23 8:39:18 AM  

LarryDan43: Or at least until a Republican President takes power.


President DeSantis (sp?) will not only pardon the lot of them, maybe he'll throw some federal "we're sorry" patriot grants to them.
 
2022-06-23 8:45:20 AM  
Well, it will go on until Republicans take the House, and then defund the Justice dept until they stop Jan 6th prosecutions.

And then when Republicans win in 2024 all those convicted will be pardoned.

Because the US is dead.
 
2022-06-23 8:53:38 AM  
The only winners here are the lawyers.
 
2022-06-23 8:53:41 AM  
Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.
 
2022-06-23 8:56:14 AM  

zgrizz: Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.


Did you parents have any children that lived?
 
2022-06-23 8:59:49 AM  

zgrizz: Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.


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2022-06-23 8:59:54 AM  

zgrizz: Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.


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2022-06-23 9:02:41 AM  
But remember, these were peaceful, unarmed, patriotic protestors concerned about the sanctity of our elections.

Coffman drove to Capitol Hill from Alabama on Jan. 6, 2021, in a pickup truck loaded with powerful weapons, and is believed to have been the most heavily armed defendant during the attack. In his truck, investigators found a small arsenal of molotov cocktails, a 9mm handgun, a rifle, a shotgun, hundreds of rounds of ammunition, large-capacity ammunition feeding devices, a crossbow with bolts, machetes, camouflage smoke detectors and gas-filled Mason jars used to make napalm (a kind of homemade bomb).
 
2022-06-23 9:05:03 AM  

zgrizz: Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.


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2022-06-23 9:06:02 AM  

Skleenar: But remember, these were peaceful, unarmed, patriotic protestors concerned about the sanctity of our elections.

Coffman drove to Capitol Hill from Alabama on Jan. 6, 2021, in a pickup truck loaded with powerful weapons, and is believed to have been the most heavily armed defendant during the attack. In his truck, investigators found a small arsenal of molotov cocktails, a 9mm handgun, a rifle, a shotgun, hundreds of rounds of ammunition, large-capacity ammunition feeding devices, a crossbow with bolts, machetes, camouflage smoke detectors and gas-filled Mason jars used to make napalm (a kind of homemade bomb).


You forgot 'spontaneous'.
 
2022-06-23 9:06:24 AM  

zgrizz: Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.


Weak attempt, bro
 
2022-06-23 9:08:36 AM  
Again, while reading this, please remember the pure motivations and undoubted patriotism of these people, who may just have let their judgement get a little out of hand in the excitement of that day.

Justice Department lawyers said Curzio had an "undisputed history" of membership with an extremist group known as the Unforgiven, a violent, white supremacist gang operating both inside and outside of the Florida corrections system. "At the time of his arrest, he bore tattoos with Nazi symbology associated with that gang and was wearing a necklace with a Thor's-hammer pendant," the Justice Department wrote. "While he claims the pendant is a representation of sincere religious belief, Thor's hammer is also known to be a white-supremacist symbol.
 
2022-06-23 9:21:33 AM  
One would think that the federal courts could treat these cases with at least the priority of drug cases.
 
2022-06-23 9:22:24 AM  
There are different segments for Merrick Garland
1)Trump and Trump officials are hands off because he feels it is his duty to protect the office of the President
2) Proud Boys ,Oath keepers and other paramilitary may get some significant time but nothing close to treason charges
3) Useful idiots committed major offenses but because of the rise in populism they will suffer no long term ill effects. They are needed at the ballot box to keep corporate rule

This we already know.
 
2022-06-23 9:26:44 AM  
FTA: So far, the median prison sentence for the Jan. 6 rioters is 45 days.

That's far less than most minimums for selling drugs. Ah well, getting high is worse than than trying to overthrow the government, right?
 
2022-06-23 9:27:37 AM  

zgrizz: Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.


Why do you constantly say the stupidest fu*king things?
 
2022-06-23 9:28:53 AM  

zgrizz: Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.


Sorry about your shiatty parents. Here's hoping they died screaming.
 
2022-06-23 9:33:29 AM  

Sasquach: LarryDan43: Or at least until a Republican President takes power.

President DeSantis (sp?) will not only pardon the lot of them, maybe he'll throw some federal "we're sorry" patriot grants to them.


I spell it DeStapo, and he'll give them jobs in the election police force he'll want, like he has now in Florida. They'll to make sure elections don't go the "wrong way."
 
2022-06-23 9:34:09 AM  

zgrizz: Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.


Stay away from the lead paint chips.
 
2022-06-23 9:34:56 AM  

sinner4ever: There are different segments for Merrick Garland
1)Trump and Trump officials are hands off because he feels it is his duty to protect the office of the President
2) Proud Boys ,Oath keepers and other paramilitary may get some significant time but nothing close to treason charges
3) Useful idiots committed major offenses but because of the rise in populism they will suffer no long term ill effects. They are needed at the ballot box to keep corporate rule

This we already know.


The 3rd way strikes again!
 
2022-06-23 9:35:50 AM  

zgrizz: Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.


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2022-06-23 9:39:38 AM  

zgrizz: Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.


Why come here and post absolutely insane things that no one, not even the lying fascists who say they believe, believes?
 
2022-06-23 9:40:30 AM  
FTA: One week after Jan. 6, Chapman told someone on the dating app Bumble that he took part in the riot. "I did storm the capitol," he wrote in a message. "I made it all the way to Statuary Hall!" The person Chapman confessed to then replied, "We are not a match."

And then called the FBI. Hahaha.
 
2022-06-23 9:47:32 AM  

Malenfant: zgrizz: Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.

Why come here and post absolutely insane things that no one, not even the lying fascists who say they believe, believes?


You think that's bad?  Check out some of the Uvalde threads where people claim the shooting was cover for a police hit.
 
2022-06-23 9:49:04 AM  
But I have been informed by TOP Verucas that nothing will ever happen and every insurrectionist got a free pony and a hand job from Merrick Garland
 
2022-06-23 9:50:20 AM  

Ragin' Asian: The only winners here are the lawyers.


To expound, I want the insurrectionists brought to justice. The short-sighted, vengeful part of me has no problem with a swift, public hanging. The reality is going to be drawn out with a crap ton of shysters making bank.
 
2022-06-23 9:50:45 AM  

zgrizz: Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.


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2022-06-23 9:54:55 AM  
I thought they were all antifa members.
 
2022-06-23 10:02:41 AM  

misanthropicsob: FTA: So far, the median prison sentence for the Jan. 6 rioters is 45 days.

That's far less than most minimums for selling drugs. Ah well, getting high is worse than than trying to overthrow the government, right?


I don't know why they'd give the median and not the mean. Better yet, the full range.
 
2022-06-23 10:03:03 AM  

WTFDYW: zgrizz: Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.

Why do you constantly say the stupidest fu*king things?


I'd wager money he watches Fox.
 
2022-06-23 10:05:53 AM  
I'm at the point that, when i see someone displaying an American flag too aggressively, I'm starting to question if they are actually traitors similar to the idiots who attacked the capitol building.

I live in Pennsyltucky. Most people around here are big Trumpers. I feel like I'm behind enemy lines sometimes. And I'm not trying to be any American's enemy.
 
2022-06-23 10:07:55 AM  
Until Trump or some other depraved republican wins in 2024 and pardons every one of these traitors.
 
2022-06-23 10:16:10 AM  

Ragin' Asian: misanthropicsob: FTA: So far, the median prison sentence for the Jan. 6 rioters is 45 days.

That's far less than most minimums for selling drugs. Ah well, getting high is worse than than trying to overthrow the government, right?

I don't know why they'd give the median and not the mean. Better yet, the full range.


The full range goes from 0 to like 5 years. But, sentences above 6 months are fewer and far between.
 
2022-06-23 10:24:41 AM  

funzyr: I'm at the point that, when i see someone displaying an American flag too aggressively, I'm starting to question if they are actually traitors similar to the idiots who attacked the capitol building.

I live in Pennsyltucky. Most people around here are big Trumpers. I feel like I'm behind enemy lines sometimes. And I'm not trying to be any American's enemy.


I find out in the sticks they're all pretty Trumpy and range from quiet about it to very noisy about it.  I don't argue with them, it amuses me to understand the physics of their universe and keep them as honest as they're willing to be.  Once in a while I can get them to break character and laugh at themselves but some are too far gone.
 
2022-06-23 10:26:08 AM  
It's going to go on for a long time, along with the rape of Ukraine.  Coincidence.
 
2022-06-23 10:28:21 AM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: Skleenar: But remember, these were peaceful, unarmed, patriotic protestors concerned about the sanctity of our elections.

Coffman drove to Capitol Hill from Alabama on Jan. 6, 2021, in a pickup truck loaded with powerful weapons, and is believed to have been the most heavily armed defendant during the attack. In his truck, investigators found a small arsenal of molotov cocktails, a 9mm handgun, a rifle, a shotgun, hundreds of rounds of ammunition, large-capacity ammunition feeding devices, a crossbow with bolts, machetes, camouflage smoke detectors and gas-filled Mason jars used to make napalm (a kind of homemade bomb).

You forgot 'spontaneous'.


Like the free spirit who turned up at Kavanaugh's house with a bag of necessities but without the brains to have the cab drive by the place first.
 
2022-06-23 10:29:54 AM  

Malenfant: zgrizz: Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.

Why come here and post absolutely insane things that no one, not even the lying fascists who say they believe, believes?


It flares your colitis.
 
2022-06-23 10:31:31 AM  

ThighsofGlory: Chief Superintendent Lookout: Skleenar: But remember, these were peaceful, unarmed, patriotic protestors concerned about the sanctity of our elections.

Coffman drove to Capitol Hill from Alabama on Jan. 6, 2021, in a pickup truck loaded with powerful weapons, and is believed to have been the most heavily armed defendant during the attack. In his truck, investigators found a small arsenal of molotov cocktails, a 9mm handgun, a rifle, a shotgun, hundreds of rounds of ammunition, large-capacity ammunition feeding devices, a crossbow with bolts, machetes, camouflage smoke detectors and gas-filled Mason jars used to make napalm (a kind of homemade bomb).

You forgot 'spontaneous'.

Like the free spirit who turned up at Kavanaugh's house with a bag of necessities but without the brains to have the cab drive by the place first.


The only bad part about that was that he failed.
 
2022-06-23 10:38:46 AM  

thorpe: zgrizz: Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.

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All you of Earth are idiots.
 
2022-06-23 10:47:21 AM  
It seems like the harshest part of many of the sentences is the federal ban on owning firearms for felons.

Wonder how long that will last.
 
2022-06-23 10:53:22 AM  

zgrizz: Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.


If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
 
2022-06-23 11:00:20 AM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: zgrizz: Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.

If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?


Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
2022-06-23 11:04:37 AM  
Post-2020 insurrectionist arrests, subby.
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2022-06-23 11:06:48 AM  

zgrizz: Of course it's going to go on a long time. The Kangaroo Court must go on until at least election time if the Left has even a remote chance of retaining power.

Although, really, nothing to fear. Biden is now talking about a 'second pandemic', just in time to lock in the ludicrously insecure voting methods that got him into office the first time.



Did your parents have any children that lived?
 
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