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Azz
2022-06-23 7:29:07 AM  
Why doesn't a shark have wings?
Because it doesn't need them
 
2022-06-23 8:12:23 AM  
It would be a shocker if a Vulcan ever lost his ring finger . . .
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2022-06-23 8:36:05 AM  
A beautiful woman waved at me at the beach yesterday.

But there was no way I was swimming out that far to talk to her
 
2022-06-23 8:57:27 AM  
All men think they are marrying nymphomaniacs.

The problem is, after a few years, the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.
 
2022-06-23 9:59:54 AM  
Get away from her Skippy before she shiats on you. 

No need for the entire joke. It's an old one and the first thing that popped in my head.
 
2022-06-23 10:40:57 AM  

Pugdaddyk: Get away from her Skippy before she shiats on you. 

No need for the entire joke. It's an old one and the first thing that popped in my head.


Too late, you already got chocolate on my Skippy.
 
2022-06-23 11:24:30 AM  
That's not a Long Island duck
 
2022-06-23 11:49:17 AM  
Look at what I found...

Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
What starts with a W and ends with a T.
It really does, I swear.

https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/1533921572733452289

I've just invented the first thought controlled air freshner.
It makes scents...when you think about it.

https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/1533870687026298883

My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.

https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/1533921371071315968

Some people claim filling animals with helium is wrong.
I say, whatever floats your goat...

https://twitter.com/DadJokeMan/status/1534046132631965701

I just turned down a job delivering for my local fruit and veg shop...
They offered to pay me in vegetables, but the celery was unacceptable.

https://twitter.com/DadJokeMan/status/1533696915170369538

I once used to date an archaeologist but I had to break up with her.
She just kept digging up the past...

https://twitter.com/DadJokeMan/status/1533341206486343682
 
2022-06-23 11:50:03 AM  
A Judge addressed the court, at the start of a case:

"I have to declare an interest in this case. Last week, the plaintiff sent me a check for $10,000 to find in his favor. Two days later, I received $20,000 from the defendant to find in his favor.

"I have therefore sent $10,000 back to the defendant and can try the case without bias."
 
2022-06-23 12:02:49 PM  
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland

Well, the flags a plus
 
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What are a woman's 4 favorite animals

A tiger in bed
A mink in the closet
A Jaguar in the garage
And a jackass to pay for it all
 
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