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4097 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jun 2022 at 4:25 AM (12 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-23 4:29:12 AM  
i couldnt even read that page. do people actually talk like that and think things like this actually matter
 
2022-06-23 4:32:30 AM  
Well it is a start get the numbers, but next you need the money to get the influence. Or just riot and burn rich people stuff.
 
2022-06-23 4:39:56 AM  

Father_Jack: i couldnt even read that page. do people actually talk like that and think things like this actually matter


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2022-06-23 4:50:18 AM  
I don't think any of that was in English.
 
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2022-06-23 4:50:31 AM  
"Whenever a millennial across a Gen-Z they're all 'oh, yes. this is friend.' However, when a Gen-Z comes across a millennial-'how does it feel to be irrelevant you back pain-having piece of sh*t?!'"

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2022-06-23 4:50:35 AM  
Schizoid - "Generation F*ck You" D-Trash Records
Youtube g-wnPw9l-Gs
 
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2022-06-23 4:56:09 AM  
F*ck you Clarence, you and your back pain havin' ass!  I will never rue this day!
 
2022-06-23 4:58:21 AM  
The entire point of having generational cohorts is to examine (and celebrate) how they're different.

We can't join up with gen z - literally the worse people, ever - and create a mega (why is the word "megaclit" in my phone?) cohort and force the world to pay attention to us.

Or maybe we can.

Anyways, the next cohort will sh*t all over gen tween. Plus, they get to fight the water wars so remember that when they're chirping.
 
2022-06-23 4:59:53 AM  
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2022-06-23 5:07:42 AM  
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2022-06-23 5:14:37 AM  

Father_Jack: i couldnt even read that page. do people actually talk like that and think things like this actually matter


My thoughts exactly. It was painful trying to decider that pile of fecal matter.
 
2022-06-23 5:15:11 AM  
*decifer
 
2022-06-23 5:17:31 AM  
Those born in the last 20 years find house prices are 10x the average wage (it was 4x in the 80s/90s). They've seen inflation, wealth thieves by the 1%, wars every year, and regardless of who is in power they've seen themselves screwed at every turn.
They should be angry at those in power and the wealth stealers, not those people like them who were born in the years before.
Stop the infighting and get angry at the real problem here - the farkkers at the top.
 
2022-06-23 5:17:42 AM  
Richard Hell and the Voidoids - Blank Generation (Music Video - Fan Edit)
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2022-06-23 5:21:00 AM  

LewDux: Generation Fark user image


Yeah. Fark those guys.
 
2022-06-23 5:24:09 AM  

Father_Jack: i couldnt even read that page. do people actually talk like that and think things like this actually matter


It just read like someone's random blog post, not sure why it got linked on here, it's like the old fark I guess. As a Millenial, it was like reading some random persons Xanga or blogspot page.

I guess to their point, I agree that millenials and Gen Z should get along and we actually do pretty well for the most part. That isn't going to stop kids from talking shiat about older people and us now slightly older people shiatting on weird stuff the new kids are doing (music, fashion, etc). It's not that serious, at the end of the day the two generations are pretty similar and in the same boat.
 
2022-06-23 5:29:15 AM  

barefoot2008: Father_Jack: i couldnt even read that page. do people actually talk like that and think things like this actually matter

My thoughts exactly. It was painful trying to decider that pile of fecal matter.


The consequences of fifty years of defunding public education are quite evident there.

My Gen-Z son, who is himself notably pessimistic about the social, economic and ecological prospects for his adulthood, would even look at her like she's a loony.

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2022-06-23 5:29:26 AM  
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2022-06-23 5:30:30 AM  

erewhon the opinionated: Those born in the last 20 years find house prices are 10x the average wage (it was 4x in the 80s/90s). They've seen inflation, wealth thieves by the 1%, wars every year, and regardless of who is in power they've seen themselves screwed at every turn.
They should be angry at those in power and the wealth stealers, not those people like them who were born in the years before.
Stop the infighting and get angry at the real problem here - the farkkers at the top.


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2022-06-23 5:44:38 AM  
Stop farking!!
Who said do not do more?
Douglass Coupland.

And Vonnegut.

Good luck us paying bc you all cant keep it your pants.
Zzzzzs. Whatever your all scared one you made will go lizzie borden.

Do something.
Representative democracy.
 
2022-06-23 5:55:47 AM  
Ok, not news, not funny, not clever.
Missing the point of this one.

So cringe.
 
2022-06-23 5:58:29 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Father_Jack: i couldnt even read that page. do people actually talk like that and think things like this actually matter

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

perfect. i salute you, sir slash madam.
 
2022-06-23 6:14:08 AM  
However, when a Gen-Z comes across a millennial-'how does it feel to be irrelevant you back pain-having piece of sh*t?!'"

That will earn you a punch in the mouth at minimum if said at the wrong place
 
2022-06-23 6:17:43 AM  
its all elvis' fault
 
2022-06-23 6:22:04 AM  
The real story here is subby submitting an AMP link.

For shame, subby.
 
2022-06-23 6:27:30 AM  
I looked at the comments, Ray...

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2022-06-23 6:31:55 AM  
I made it through about 4 seconds of that video.  She's worse than the gibberish ranting college campus weirdos.
 
2022-06-23 6:40:24 AM  
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2022-06-23 6:41:07 AM  
Ok frkker.

You see there is this voting thingie, and people ask you to vote for them.  They even tell you who they are and what they plan to do.  Even at the local level!  You just register where you live and on a certain day (or days) you go to a place and mark a piece of paper.  It only takes maybe 15 minutes each time.
Now, the ball is going to sit on this high tee and all you have to do is swing the bat and get your participation trophy.

/vote or stop complaining
//stay off my lawn too
 
2022-06-23 6:47:14 AM  
"Gen X did nothing to help"

Well, with that attitude what do you expect?
 
2022-06-23 6:47:20 AM  

A_Flying_Toaster: The real story here is subby submitting an AMP link.

For shame, subby.


It is one thing for someone to have a bad idea.

When someone else looks at a bad idea and thinks "yeah, lets go with that and greenlight it" is a whole different thing.
 
2022-06-23 6:54:10 AM  
Millennials are adults now, WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT GEN Z SAYS ABOUT YOU ON TIK TOK?

The truth is, I doubt that many actually do and this is manufactured drama, but just in case...get over it.
 
2022-06-23 7:01:45 AM  
I'm not so arrogant to think that my generation is the best by virtue of the fact I was born into it. After all, Gen X starts retiring at the end of the decade and well, we've been a mixed bag. As all generations must be. We did at least have the 90s, which was a golden age between the Cold War and the War on Terror.

But things fall apart and the rapid onset of political and social entropy might be too much for the Millennials and Gen Z. I'd advise them to be careful where they invest their passions. Caring about everything is fatiguing to a point where "whatever" isn't the call of the indifferent, but an act of self-care.
 
2022-06-23 7:05:18 AM  

barefoot2008: *decifer


Jeneration Pet Peave
 
2022-06-23 7:27:08 AM  

TheYeti: Millennials are adults now, WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT GEN Z SAYS ABOUT YOU ON TIK TOK?

The truth is, I doubt that many actually do and this is manufactured drama, but just in case...get over it.


Haven't noticed any real millennial/genZ clashing. A bit of confusion when their slang doesn't line up, but that's all.
 
2022-06-23 7:31:23 AM  

ProfessorTerguson: Stop farking!!
Who said do not do more?
Douglass Coupland.

And Vonnegut.

Good luck us paying bc you all cant keep it your pants.
Zzzzzs. Whatever your all scared one you made will go lizzie borden.

Do something.
Representative democracy.


*snaps fingers while drawing on a Galois*
 
2022-06-23 7:31:45 AM  

arrogantbastich: "Gen X did nothing to help"

Well, with that attitude what do you expect?


Awful hard to help when y'all are ignoring us.
 
2022-06-23 7:32:26 AM  

psychosis_inducing: TheYeti: Millennials are adults now, WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT GEN Z SAYS ABOUT YOU ON TIK TOK?

The truth is, I doubt that many actually do and this is manufactured drama, but just in case...get over it.

Haven't noticed any real millennial/genZ clashing. A bit of confusion when their slang doesn't line up, but that's all.


That's all it takes with 2 generations of shallow cultural isolationists.
 
2022-06-23 7:33:02 AM  

Laobaojun: arrogantbastich: "Gen X did nothing to help"

Well, with that attitude what do you expect?

Awful hard to help when y'all are ignoring us.


Fortunately you don't need other people to listen to you if you have sufficient numbers.
 
2022-06-23 7:33:23 AM  

psychosis_inducing: TheYeti: Millennials are adults now, WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT GEN Z SAYS ABOUT YOU ON TIK TOK?

The truth is, I doubt that many actually do and this is manufactured drama, but just in case...get over it.

Haven't noticed any real millennial/genZ clashing. A bit of confusion when their slang doesn't line up, but that's all.


My take is that Millennials are both struggling and self-absorbed.
There isn't a lot left over for looking down on Gen Z.
 
2022-06-23 7:35:37 AM  
"Gen-X did nothing to help."

1. I'm surprised you even remembered us.
2. We were the first ones screwed by the boomers.
3. It's hard to help when you don't have much to help with thanks to #2.
4. While GenZ and Millennials were arguing with each other we were taking care of the elderly boomers who didn't prepare for their futures and put themselves in the care of the kids they screwed over when they couldn't go to the bathroom on their own anymore as you argued with the boomers.

At the end of the day after all that is said and done as a GenX'r I go to bed all beaten, broken, and berated by everyone with a happy "Meh!" that even my worst nightmares can be much nicer then reality at times. That and my dreams let me go where I want and do what I want for the only real time in my life that obligations, jobs, and young people calling me old or Boomer for some reason keep me from going where I want and enjoying life.

So "Meh!"
 
2022-06-23 7:35:48 AM  
If I get the drift of the article - Millennial unironically wants to know why Gen-Z wont be friends so they can attack the older gens together

So, Millennials are not very self aware then?

/Boomer
 
2022-06-23 7:37:08 AM  

qorkfiend: Laobaojun: arrogantbastich: "Gen X did nothing to help"

Well, with that attitude what do you expect?

Awful hard to help when y'all are ignoring us.

Fortunately you don't need other people to listen to you if you have sufficient numbers.


OK Boomer.
 
2022-06-23 7:37:29 AM  

bughunter: I looked at the comments, Ray...

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Having to roll out of bed and go to work is "trauma" to Millennials.

GBTW
 
2022-06-23 7:42:16 AM  

thisispete: I'm not so arrogant to think that my generation is the best by virtue of the fact I was born into it. After all, Gen X starts retiring at the end of the decade and well, we've been a mixed bag. As all generations must be. We did at least have the 90s, which was a golden age between the Cold War and the War on Terror.

But things fall apart and the rapid onset of political and social entropy might be too much for the Millennials and Gen Z. I'd advise them to be careful where they invest their passions. Caring about everything is fatiguing to a point where "whatever" isn't the call of the indifferent, but an act of self-care.


Or as the Boomer John Prine would say:

Blow up your TV
Throw away your paper
Go to the country
Build you a home
Plant a little garden
Eat a lot of peaches
Try an' find Jesus on your own

I just don't think that's a viable plan for 8 billion people   This is the worst part about the near future, it's going to take unprecedented amounts cooperation to salvage this agrarian industrial complex that keeps us all fed and working highly specialized jobs that can waste time on Fark.com, or we *will* enter a new dark age of city states and rural manor lords -- but only after 6 billion of those people have starved to death.  Utter systemic collapse.  We're going to get a small preview watching Ukraine's grain harvest fail.

The dark ages do have their fans.  It was relatively peaceful compared to what came before and after.  But this came at the cost of personal freedom.  This is an existence where the entire world might as well end at the distance you can see, because you aren't leaving.  You won't be stressed by geopolitics because there won't be any geopolitics, but you might have a lot of peaches to eat.
 
2022-06-23 7:45:09 AM  

erewhon the opinionated: Those born in the last 20 years find house prices are 10x the average wage (it was 4x in the 80s/90s). They've seen inflation, wealth thieves by the 1%, wars every year, and regardless of who is in power they've seen themselves screwed at every turn.
They should be angry at those in power and the wealth stealers, not those people like them who were born in the years before.
Stop the infighting and get angry at the real problem here - the farkkers at the top.


Yes boomers bear some blame, but the generational wars are a ruse. It's always been class warfare and one side does it 1000x better no matter the generational constructs they have to work with.
 
2022-06-23 7:45:26 AM  
Evidently people still haven't figured out they can simply not use an app if they're being harassed on it.
 
2022-06-23 7:46:02 AM  
From the article:

"Both our generations have been screwed by the Boomers and Gen-X did nothing to help."


Uh huh.
And what sort of "help", pray tell, were you entitled to receive from Gen-X?
News-flash: Most of us Gen-Xers have never been in any sort of position to help OURSELVES, let alone someone else.
 
2022-06-23 7:48:56 AM  

erewhon the opinionated: Those born in the last 20 years find house prices are 10x the average wage (it was 4x in the 80s/90s). They've seen inflation, wealth thieves by the 1%, wars every year, and regardless of who is in power they've seen themselves screwed at every turn.
They should be angry at those in power and the wealth stealers, not those people like them who were born in the years before.
Stop the infighting and get angry at the real problem here - the farkkers at the top.


During the Great Depression there wasn't a mass uprising against the wealthy people who caused it. Revolution simply isn't in the American spirit, we blew our load at the beginning.
 
2022-06-23 7:50:37 AM  

TheYeti: Millennials are adults now, WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT GEN Z SAYS ABOUT YOU ON TIK TOK?

The truth is, I doubt that many actually do and this is manufactured drama, but just in case...get over it.


Literally anything worth seeing on TikTok will eventually be reposted on r/AnimalsBeingDerps.

/and reposted, and reposted
 
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