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(Bring Me the News)   When bear hunting, do it in season, have a license, don't use artificial lights, and don't bait the bear with donuts. Tag is for the "hunter," bees, maggots, and more. Lots more   (bringmethenews.com) divider line
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2022-06-22 10:57:05 PM  
A couple twinks would be a lot less messy bait. A little less.

/as for the poacher, hang him by his nuts
 
2022-06-22 11:06:59 PM  
Tape donuts to his body and drop him in the woods on Kodiak Island.
 
2022-06-22 11:34:52 PM  
If bees eat a bear, what does the honey taste like?

Pooh.
 
2022-06-23 12:28:18 AM  
Tom Lehrer - The Hunting Song - LIVE FILM From Copenhagen in 1967
Youtube MQyoSLOlglw
 
2022-06-23 2:10:03 AM  
Jerk
 
2022-06-23 2:15:11 AM  
Works for cops too.
 
2022-06-23 2:22:03 AM  
I really think we should dispense with the idea that any animal is "trophy size". It's just a false incentive
That gargantuan gerbil I strangled with my bare hands to receive the accolades of my budros? Totally worth it./jk
 
2022-06-23 2:40:30 AM  
If we are going to let all of the turkeys, boars, deer, monkeys and whatnot just run around being fruitful and multiplying, we are going to have to let some of the big predators alone.

I feel bad for the bear, but people have got to stop and think about all the vermin problems that bears can take care of. Nobody is better off with that bear dead. So yeah... the guy is a jerk for killing it.

I do not feel particularly bad about any animals, even insects, as long as they don't eat my food or eat me. If a bear is going to eat a boar or two or three, and scare away a few raccoons, I hope they have a party and I don't need to be invited.

And don't get me started on stray cats. There seem to be far fewer of them since the boars and badgers passed through.

It's a jungle out there.
 
2022-06-23 2:42:23 AM  
Wanton waste, that'll piss off 95+% of hunters along with all the people that don't like hunting, not a good move.
 
2022-06-23 3:12:01 AM  
Greg Gianforte, is that you?
 
2022-06-23 3:21:49 AM  

2fardownthread: If we are going to let all of the turkeys, boars, deer, monkeys and whatnot just run around being fruitful and multiplying, we are going to have to let some of the big predators alone.

I feel bad for the bear, but people have got to stop and think about all the vermin problems that bears can take care of. Nobody is better off with that bear dead. So yeah... the guy is a jerk for killing it.

I do not feel particularly bad about any animals, even insects, as long as they don't eat my food or eat me. If a bear is going to eat a boar or two or three, and scare away a few raccoons, I hope they have a party and I don't need to be invited.

And don't get me started on stray cats. There seem to be far fewer of them since the boars and badgers passed through.

It's a jungle out there.


Once it does, I'll follow,,
Because I'm bigger faster and stronger than you.
Fact.
And smarter too.
Just saying.
 
2022-06-23 4:19:26 AM  

robodog: Wanton waste, that'll piss off 95+% of hunters along with all the people that don't like hunting, not a good move.


You misunderstand today's hunter.  Most of them have no respect for the practice and are only going to do it because they think it makes them more like the cupcake hunting politicians they worship.
 
2022-06-23 5:55:26 AM  
In many states, doughnuts are legal and accepted bait for bear.
 
2022-06-23 6:06:09 AM  

kqc7011: In many states, doughnuts are legal and accepted bait for bear.


Certainly work for feral swine...
 
2022-06-23 6:09:30 AM  
He should have just let the Bear Patrol do its job.
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2022-06-23 6:23:51 AM  
This is standard deer hunting protocol in Michigan: maintain a pile of donuts and fruit stocked in the same location year round until it becomes a regular feeding spot, then as soon as hunting season starts you shoot the deer that you've conditioned for months into eating there.

Instant "sportsman."
 
2022-06-23 8:09:23 AM  
Thielen told authorities he wrapped the bear in plastic after shooting it. When he returned home from work, the bear was warm and covered in bees

Bees eating meat? Doubtful.

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2022-06-23 8:41:50 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: This is standard deer hunting protocol in Michigan: maintain a pile of donuts and fruit stocked in the same location year round until it becomes a regular feeding spot, then as soon as hunting season starts you shoot the deer that you've conditioned for months into eating there.

Instant "sportsman."


I know a"hunter" who buys apples by the garbage bag full to bait the deer in season. though he does use all the meat.
I always prefer to make pies out of all the apples, thanks
 
2022-06-23 9:25:53 AM  
I used to trap and relocate problem bear for a living.

We would go to the local donut shop and they would give us yesterday's donuts to bait the traps with.  If we got blueberry donuts, we were guaranteed trapping one.

/No way I could kill a bear
//but they could be jerks
///they always came back the next summer anyways
 
2022-06-23 9:49:30 AM  

robodog: Wanton waste, that'll piss off 95+% of hunters along with all the people that don't like hunting, not a good move.


He shot 2361 lbs of meat but was only able to carry 125 lbs back to the wagon.
 
2022-06-23 11:05:03 AM  
The State really only cares because he didn't pay for his license.  Otherwise, there are lots of bears, and the herd needs to be culled regularly.
 
2022-06-23 1:17:27 PM  

Mugato: A couple twinks would be a lot less messy bait. A little less.

/as for the poacher, hang him by his nuts


Let's play piñata
 
2022-06-23 1:26:25 PM  

caljar: The State really only cares because he didn't pay for his license.  Otherwise, there are lots of bears, and the herd needs to be culled regularly.


We have farked up the ecosystem
And yeah, while I would never hunt a bear, they can be nuisance animals and some need to be culled, so having a crontoled and licensed season is a good way to handle it

This motherfarker can't even claim a record,
He killed it and then wasted everything
 
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