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(NBC Washington)   Those four inmates who escaped a Virginia satellite prison have successfully complete re-entry   (nbcwashington.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Federal Bureau of Investigation, United States Marshals Service, Tavaraes Lajuane Graham, United States, United States Department of Justice, satellite camp, Lamonte Rashawn Willis, minimum-security prison  
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FNG [TotalFark]
2022-06-22 9:43:35 PM  
They saw the price of gas and groceries and said "eff that, let's go back."
 
2022-06-22 10:43:27 PM  
Satellite prison? I saw that movie. Some dodgy CGI, but pretty fun other than that.
 
2022-06-23 12:08:36 AM  
+1 subby.
 
2022-06-23 1:49:09 AM  
Now that is what I call an illegal alien.
 
2022-06-23 2:34:12 AM  
More than 10 years for each of them for selling drugs.  That's the real tragedy of this story,
 
2022-06-23 3:30:57 AM  

Myria: More than 10 years for each of them for selling drugs.  That's the real tragedy of this story,


Quark libraries or schools. Prisons!!!!
 
2022-06-23 3:31:37 AM  
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2022-06-23 4:06:51 AM  
Wouldn't surprise me if they didn't escape, but were left behind on a work detail, and the prison is just CYA.
 
2022-06-23 5:53:06 AM  
Hell, they were just taking "Juneteenth" off, like everybody else.
 
2022-06-23 6:21:40 AM  
According to the bureau's website, its minimum-security satellite camps have dormitory housing and limited or no perimeter fencing

They simply walked away.
 
2022-06-23 7:25:17 AM  
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/Approves.
 
2022-06-23 7:35:23 AM  

Walker: According to the bureau's website, its minimum-security satellite camps have dormitory housing and limited or no perimeter fencing

They simply walked away.


They're was some comedy sketch some years back (kids in the hall or something). Guy goes to prison, but there is no gate.  It's wide open. But the guard tells him the exit is "off limits". Months and months go by and he he is thinking about escaping. The other prisoners ask how and he says he's going to walk through the exit.  They don't see how he can't since it's off limits.

Well he finally escapes, but after a while can't take life on the run.  Is tired of looking over his back everyday worrying about being caught. He comes back and turns himself in.  The prison guard says "oh, we gave up looking for you pretty much just after you left. But you won't be escaping again. We solved that problem" the guard points and now there are traffic cones across the exit that have "off limits" stenciled on them.

/ any farkers help me out with a video?  I can't seem to find it.
 
2022-06-23 8:00:46 AM  
Say goodbye to the cushy minimum security facility, guys.
 
2022-06-23 10:04:32 AM  
They escaped from a satellite prison. Let them try escaping from LunarMax without getting a cake first.
 
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