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(Variety)   Jerry Hall filing for divorce from Rupert Murdoch, presumably after she realized she was married to Rupert Murdoch   (variety.com) divider line
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2022-06-22 3:44:43 PM  
Cash out before Dominion takes what's left.
 
2022-06-22 3:46:13 PM  
On the next episode of Succession.
 
2022-06-22 3:50:01 PM  
Turns out Rupert Murdoch is terrible to be around for any extended period of time.
 
2022-06-22 3:50:21 PM  
*places hands on hips, pouts, frowns, and struts around my living room*
I DID not know that. Wow.
 
2022-06-22 3:52:21 PM  
She got tired of his constant hologram calls with the other Sith.
 
2022-06-22 3:53:47 PM  

OdradekRex: Cash out before Dominion takes what's left.


Oh come on, you're serious?  She obviously married him for his chiseled good looks, and altruistic personality.
 
2022-06-22 3:55:07 PM  
She left Mick for that?
 
2022-06-22 3:57:12 PM  
Murdoch looks like he's not going to be able to hold his human form much longer.

Too many shuntings has ruined his skin.
 
2022-06-22 4:09:58 PM  
The f*ck?

I think I'm having a Mandela Effect moment.
 
2022-06-22 4:17:00 PM  

raerae1980: She left Mick for that?


Mick left her.

But she left Bryan Ferry for Mick Jagger.  She then continued her move up by marrying the aged Murdoch.
 
2022-06-22 4:19:47 PM  
She was hoping he'd die soon, but evil doesn't die so quickly.
 
2022-06-22 4:36:28 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: She was hoping he'd die soon, but evil doesn't die so quickly.


British satirical magazine Private Eye ran a regular romance novel style story about Murdoch and Wendi Deng where every chapter she had him running on treadmills, exercise bikes, rowing machines etc, clearly hoping to cause a massive heart attack.
 
2022-06-22 4:37:09 PM  
Eat shiat Murdoch.
 
2022-06-22 4:39:19 PM  
All the loofahs and hot showers won't wash that off.
 
2022-06-22 4:39:22 PM  
Never get an eye operation if you marry most billionaires....
 
2022-06-22 4:41:57 PM  
she will return to the collective!
reconciliation is futile!
his monetary and fiduciary distictiveness will be added to her own!

j/k, what are we talking about?
 
2022-06-22 4:41:58 PM  

raerae1980: She left Mick for that?


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2022-06-22 4:42:07 PM  
I hope she takes him for every penny he has.
 
2022-06-22 4:42:26 PM  
Divorce happens at his age when she realizes you will outlive her.
 
2022-06-22 4:43:30 PM  
I guess he just was not entertaining enough.
 
2022-06-22 4:47:06 PM  
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2022-06-22 4:49:42 PM  
Don't infantilize her. She has agency. She *chose* to marry one of the worst people on the planet.
 
2022-06-22 4:50:19 PM  
He's a lich. I don't think those die.
 
2022-06-22 4:52:40 PM  
Jerry wasn't getting all her organs replaced with younger models over the years like he was.   He will outlive her.
 
2022-06-22 4:52:42 PM  
When you get to certain age, people just don't want to have sex with you anymore

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2022-06-22 4:52:46 PM  
Jerry's gettin' out while the gettin's good.  After Dominion cleans his clock, she will have prostituted herself to  Ozzie the Hut for nothing.
 
2022-06-22 4:53:11 PM  

DaAlien: [Fark user image 500x500]


Bryan Ferry - Let's Stick Together
Youtube Z9EbR0ckb40
 
2022-06-22 4:54:03 PM  
"Jerry Hall filing for divorce from Rupert Murdoch, presumably after she realized she was married to Rupert Murdoch The Joker."

And a racist. And a traitor. And a NAZI.
 
2022-06-22 4:56:51 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: ecmoRandomNumbers: She was hoping he'd die soon, but evil doesn't die so quickly.

British satirical magazine Private Eye ran a regular romance novel style story about Murdoch and Wendi Deng where every chapter she had him running on treadmills, exercise bikes, rowing machines etc, clearly hoping to cause a massive heart attack.


You can't give a person a massive heart attack if they don't have a heart in the first place.
 
2022-06-22 5:00:48 PM  
Jerry Hall

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
 
2022-06-22 5:01:09 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: raerae1980: She left Mick for that?

Mick left her.

But she left Bryan Ferry for Mick Jagger.  She then continued her move up by marrying the aged Murdoch.


Sounds like Ms. Hall is a member of.....


19 - Starfuckers Inc. - Nine Inch Nails
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(NSFW)
 
2022-06-22 5:04:24 PM  

LewDux: DaAlien: [Fark user image 500x500]

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holee cow how does Rupert Pupkin get a babe like that?
 
2022-06-22 5:04:32 PM  
I'm a guy, and I think of Murdoch's face when I want to delay climax.

I don't want to imagine being nekkid and underneath that wrinkly horror.
 
2022-06-22 5:04:43 PM  
I remember her becoming a shrieking, entitled harridan; a harpy unworthy of lust or respect. A siren whose powers had long since abandoned her, leaving only a dusty witch to be used as a calling card to impress old, blind, billionaires.
 
2022-06-22 5:05:25 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: raerae1980: She left Mick for that?

Mick left her.

But she left Bryan Ferry for Mick Jagger.  She then continued her move up by marrying the aged Murdoch.


Not only did Mick leave her after getting another woman pregnant, he knew their marriage wasn't valid & didn't clue her in till he'd dumped her & wanted to protect his $$$$.
 
2022-06-22 5:08:59 PM  
By now Murdoch has to smell like death. Not millions of others' deaths like usual, but his own.
 
2022-06-22 5:10:26 PM  

whidbey: The f*ck?

I think I'm having a Mandela Effect moment.


Don't bring Nelson into this.
 
2022-06-22 5:12:38 PM  

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holee cow how does Rupert Pupkin get a babe like that?


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2022-06-22 5:12:46 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: She was hoping he'd die soon, but evil doesn't die so quickly.


Witness Bruton Smith passing away now and not right after he shuttered North Wilkesboro.
 
2022-06-22 5:14:03 PM  
Oh yeah, I remembered this Ferry song, after Hall wrote her book.

Bryan Ferry - Kiss and Tell (Official Music Video) Remastered @Videos80s
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2022-06-22 5:14:45 PM  
Tentacle:

Awww! But they got all dressed up!
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2022-06-22 5:20:55 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: She was hoping he'd die soon, but evil doesn't die so quickly.


Don't I know it. I've been waiting for my MIL to die for thirty years. She just turned 100. 100 evil, evil years.
 
2022-06-22 5:20:57 PM  

exqqqme: When you get to certain age, people just don't want to have sex with you anymore

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omg I love that shirt!

ThePea: he knew their marriage wasn't valid


How does one swing that?

/There's a case my wife learned in law school where a guy convinced a girl they get married by going up to the roof and kissing under the moon three times in succession.
//The case went in favor of that not being a valid marriage. Maybe Jerry's a Penthouse Puckerer?
 
2022-06-22 5:22:58 PM  
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TIL Rupert Murdoch is older than Mr. Smith was
 
2022-06-22 5:28:20 PM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: [Fark user image 850x629]
TIL Rupert Murdoch is older than Mr. Smith was


That is single-handedly one of the most depressing wedding photos ever taken...

A tycoon that probably doesn't know where he is, and a misguided woman with the look of "Why on earth am I here?"
 
2022-06-22 5:30:28 PM  

mononymous: "Jerry Hall filing for divorce from Rupert Murdoch, presumably after she realized she was married to Rupert Murdoch The Joker."

And a racist. And a traitor. And a NAZI.


He was all that and more BEFORE she hitched her wagon. It was an obvious 'heel turn' when she rang the bell and she ain't getting that back. I hope she gets zilch.
 
2022-06-22 5:30:38 PM  

Somaticasual: centrifugal bumblepuppy: [Fark user image 850x629]
TIL Rupert Murdoch is older than Mr. Smith was

That is single-handedly one of the most depressing wedding photos ever taken...

A tycoon that probably doesn't know where he is, and a misguided woman with the look of "Why on earth am I here?"


Even more depressing since they both went along with it.
 
2022-06-22 5:31:50 PM  

raerae1980: She left Mick for that?


Who said she's the one who left?
 
2022-06-22 5:33:37 PM  
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She went from gold, to gold lame.

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Murdoch was looking to get some goldfinger.

In a perfect world, she's been adding drops of mercury and anthrax to his tea.
 
2022-06-22 5:34:39 PM  

AeAe: He's a lich. I don't think those die.


She finally found his phylactery.  Now she can take off and use the threat of destroying it to keep him away
 
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