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2022-06-22 2:45:49 PM  
But you ordered the Happy Meal!
 
2022-06-22 3:14:15 PM  
Reading this I thought "How did the cops find out WHICH employee did this.

Then I saw the picture

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2022-06-22 3:14:44 PM  
After seeing the picture I went from thinking he was dealing to "He was so high he dropped his own stash in the bag"
 
2022-06-22 5:08:26 PM  
The guy looks like hell. I wouldn't eat the food after he handled it let alone the drugs.
 
2022-06-22 5:08:42 PM  
Or, bright side: free meth.

Honestly, free meth is probably one of the least alarming things that can happen when someone farks up your food.
 
2022-06-22 5:09:19 PM  

SpectroBoy: After seeing the picture I went from thinking he was dealing to "He was so high he dropped his own stash in the bag"


I'm surprised he doesn't just hoover up every crumb of meth he sees.
Took a lot of restraint to let that bag go.
 
2022-06-22 5:09:42 PM  
Thats weird, usually it's the police trying to plant drugs on people to get them in trouble but, it was the fast food worker? Who didn't even have any drugs on them at the time of the arrest? Must be backwards day.
 
2022-06-22 5:09:54 PM  
Ahh Meth, the Pepsi of the recreational drug world.
 
2022-06-22 5:11:29 PM  

SpectroBoy: Reading this I thought "How did the cops find out WHICH employee did this.

Then I saw the picture

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Even Chief Wiggum might have figured that one out.
 
2022-06-22 5:12:06 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Ahh Meth, the Pepsi of the recreational drug world.


I gave it some thought and I don't understand what that means at all.
 
2022-06-22 5:13:02 PM  

SpectroBoy: Reading this I thought "How did the cops find out WHICH employee did this.

Then I saw the picture

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WOW the fact he WAS hired says way more than the obvious bag of meth!!

Like someone was like yes, he looks like employee of the month for sure!  Core values, check, does he meet or exceed our mission statement and ideal employee???  YOU BECHA!!!
 
2022-06-22 5:14:04 PM  
If I saw that guy working inside a restaurant, I'd flee immediately and contact the health department, stopping only to vomit up anything I'd eaten there.
 
2022-06-22 5:15:41 PM  

Russ1642: BumpInTheNight: Ahh Meth, the Pepsi of the recreational drug world.

I gave it some thought and I don't understand what that means at all.


its ubiquitous in the midwest.  ESP if a person looks like him.  greasy, sweaty, missing most teeth, the look of I'm not really interested in showering, EVER.  House full of trash?  empty gatorade bottles all over the place?  Needles?  All are standard issue for meth enthusiasts!
 
2022-06-22 5:22:20 PM  

El_Dan: If I saw that guy working inside a restaurant, I'd flee immediately and contact the health department, stopping only to vomit up anything I'd eaten there.


Someone isn't a McRib fan!!!!
 
2022-06-22 5:24:27 PM  

El_Dan: If I saw that guy working inside a restaurant, I'd flee immediately and contact the health department, stopping only to vomit up anything I'd eaten there.


I've got some bad news for you about the looks, drug habits, & conviction records of your typical food handler.
 
2022-06-22 5:29:11 PM  

Russ1642: BumpInTheNight: Ahh Meth, the Pepsi of the recreational drug world.

I gave it some thought and I don't understand what that means at all.


Well it's obviously a comparison between two beverages, metheglin and pepsi.  Although I was unaware of the uptick in mead consumption in the world of amateur pharmacological entrepreneurship
 
2022-06-22 5:34:12 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Russ1642: BumpInTheNight: Ahh Meth, the Pepsi of the recreational drug world.

I gave it some thought and I don't understand what that means at all.

Well it's obviously a comparison between two beverages, metheglin and pepsi.  Although I was unaware of the uptick in mead consumption in the world of amateur pharmacological entrepreneurship


I thought that it had something to do with cocaine being compared to coca-cola, so meth was pepsi. After their explanation I think it means that BumpInTheNight lives in a shiathole city teeming with junkies.
 
2022-06-22 5:36:58 PM  
Good chance that the "unnamed fast food place" was being used as a cover to deal drugs.  Someone ordered the "special", but Meth Head Delivery Boy here screwed up the order and put it in the wrong bag.
 
2022-06-22 5:40:48 PM  

UltimaCS: El_Dan: If I saw that guy working inside a restaurant, I'd flee immediately and contact the health department, stopping only to vomit up anything I'd eaten there.

I've got some bad news for you about the looks, drug habits, & conviction records of your typical food handler.


I did restaurant work in college, in a pretty methy area of the country, and am still calling foul on that guy's appearance.
 
2022-06-22 5:45:53 PM  
Why can't this happen to me? Fml
 
2022-06-22 5:46:01 PM  

Russ1642: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Russ1642: BumpInTheNight: Ahh Meth, the Pepsi of the recreational drug world.

I gave it some thought and I don't understand what that means at all.

Well it's obviously a comparison between two beverages, metheglin and pepsi.  Although I was unaware of the uptick in mead consumption in the world of amateur pharmacological entrepreneurship

I thought that it had something to do with cocaine being compared to coca-cola, so meth was pepsi. After their explanation I think it means that BumpInTheNight lives in a shiathole city teeming with junkies.


Yeah, screw those junkies.  Bastards, every damn one!
 
2022-06-22 5:50:16 PM  

SpectroBoy: Reading this I thought "How did the cops find out WHICH employee did this.

Then I saw the picture

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This man prepares your food.
 
2022-06-22 6:00:12 PM  
He works in fast food? I'd think that smash & grab would be more to his liking.
 
2022-06-22 6:03:30 PM  
This is why I always eat the napkins. They might have been dipped in LSD.
 
2022-06-22 6:09:36 PM  
Have you farkers not seen the staff in chain fast food establishments since the covid era? They can't get people. So pretty much anyone with enough heartbeats per minute to stay standing gets hired and they'll make like $15-20/hr. Meth is probably the best thing you'll get.
 
2022-06-22 6:24:58 PM  
That's methed up....
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2022-06-22 6:30:10 PM  
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2022-06-22 8:01:06 PM  

SpectroBoy: Reading this I thought "How did the cops find out WHICH employee did this.

Then I saw the picture

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Drugs are a hellava drug.
 
2022-06-22 8:02:33 PM  

Russ1642: The guy looks like hell. I wouldn't eat the food after he handled it let alone the drugs.



so??

he can work 3 shift in a row because the place has high turnover and is always short of staff.

something about feeding all the profits to lazy sit at home stock owners and shiatting on Labor.

Murca
 
2022-06-22 8:05:17 PM  

IRestoreFurniture: SpectroBoy: Reading this I thought "How did the cops find out WHICH employee did this.

Then I saw the picture

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This man prepares your food.


at least he didn't shiat in the chilli like someone in Houston did.

never piss off the chef and pay your people so they won't keep leaving and you end up having to buy meth for this guy so he can work 3 shifts in a row because you are short handed.
 
2022-06-22 8:06:55 PM  
Unnamed Fast Food??

humm

i've never eaten there.    i'll need to check it out sometime.
 
2022-06-22 8:07:35 PM  
Most Farkers would rather go to Kum n Go and grab a bite.
 
2022-06-22 8:08:04 PM  
Even though Came n Went is better.
 
2022-06-22 8:29:20 PM  
This is why I don't order food for delivery (not even pizza). I cook my own food or pick it up.  I scratch cook at least 6 nights a week then pick up a pre-made from the grocery store that one night where work was rough and I don't feel like cooking. Other people touching my food in any manner, hell if I'm going to trust that.

If this guy showed up at my house, i don't care if he's completely clean, I'm not accepting that order.

/I know not everyone can scratch cook but if the company hires someone like that....find a new hiring policy.
 
2022-06-22 8:43:54 PM  
Unless he put it in a Happy Meal that distribution of drugs with in 2,000 of a school charge is just a tricky tack add on. Further criminalizing a guy with an obvious substance abuse problem to "protect the children" isn't helping anyone in society.
 
2022-06-22 11:33:48 PM  

RepoManTSM: Unless he put it in a Happy Meal that distribution of drugs with in 2,000 of a school charge is just a tricky tack add on. Further criminalizing a guy with an obvious substance abuse problem to "protect the children" isn't helping anyone in society.


McDonalds is a restaurant that specifically caters to children so I can see how that law applies here, school or not. Now arguing that the law itself is stupid is perfectly valid.
 
2022-06-23 6:56:00 AM  

Russ1642: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Russ1642: BumpInTheNight: Ahh Meth, the Pepsi of the recreational drug world.

I gave it some thought and I don't understand what that means at all.

Well it's obviously a comparison between two beverages, metheglin and pepsi.  Although I was unaware of the uptick in mead consumption in the world of amateur pharmacological entrepreneurship

I thought that it had something to do with cocaine being compared to coca-cola, so meth was pepsi. After their explanation I think it means that BumpInTheNight lives in a shiathole city teeming with junkies.


True story, I had to go collect a package that wasn't left at my house yesterday and the holding location was this little run down convenience store in a neighborhood nearby that's known for its flavourful denizens.  Boy oh boy if there wasn't a day-walker meth mouth shambling out of the store as I showed up, shortly followed by her male companion of equally sketch looking nature.  As I entered the store they were met by a third person whom they had some sort of pending exchange to conclude based on what I'd overheard.  They were fighting even when I left with my package, something about the second party was trying to substitute their trade item for used (stolen) pillow cases instead and the couple were angry and repeatedly said that they're homeless and have no use for pillow cases.
 
2022-06-23 9:21:48 AM  

toetag: This is why I don't order food for delivery (not even pizza). I cook my own food or pick it up.  I scratch cook at least 6 nights a week then pick up a pre-made from the grocery store that one night where work was rough and I don't feel like cooking. Other people touching my food in any manner, hell if I'm going to trust that.

If this guy showed up at my house, i don't care if he's completely clean, I'm not accepting that order.

/I know not everyone can scratch cook but if the company hires someone like that....find a new hiring policy.


You have the luxury of time, apparently.
 
2022-06-23 10:07:08 AM  

SpectroBoy: Reading this I thought "How did the cops find out WHICH employee did this.

Then I saw the picture

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Is that a text tattoo right below his hairline on his forehead....or it that just dirt? I'm on a phone so it's hard to tell.
 
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