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(NYPost)   Scientists say they've discovered supersymmetry in Amber Heard   (nypost.com) divider line
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2022-06-22 6:27:24 PM  
Scientists: We have quantified something that is totally subjective based on the biases of the culture we grew up in.
Me: Meh.
 
2022-06-22 6:31:38 PM  
She's nice to look at, but come on.

Beauty is subjective.
 
2022-06-22 7:12:41 PM  
She pooped the bed.
 
2022-06-22 7:14:32 PM  
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2022-06-22 7:15:32 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: She pooped the bed.


Some people pay extra for that. #dontkinkshame
 
2022-06-22 7:15:46 PM  
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2022-06-22 7:15:48 PM  
She definitely has the blandest "pretty" face in the world, that is true.

True character comes from imperfection.
 
2022-06-22 7:17:14 PM  

Ghastly: Scientists: We have quantified something that is totally subjective based on the biases of the culture we grew up in.
Me: Meh.


Elle says Fark you white bias:

The World's Most Perfect Face: Joan Smalls? Elle says Yes! Golden Ratio says
 
2022-06-22 7:17:26 PM  
She is beautiful? I dunno I've only seen her in the court stuff, she looked like a frumpy 35 yo single mom.
 
2022-06-22 7:19:57 PM  
Well, to be fair, she is IN FACT, the shiat.
 
2022-06-22 7:20:23 PM  
"Say what you will about Amber Heard"

No thanks, #TeamWeWillNeverStopBelievingTheSerialLiar will get angry.
 
2022-06-22 7:20:27 PM  

kbronsito: AmbassadorBooze: She pooped the bed.

Some people pay extra for that. #dontkinkshame


She pooped the bed🥰
 
2022-06-22 7:21:17 PM  
But did they analyze her knees?
 
2022-06-22 7:21:23 PM  
She does have a cute nose. Just sayin'.
 
2022-06-22 7:21:48 PM  
Nope.
 
2022-06-22 7:22:46 PM  
I can shiat in a golden spiral but that doesn't mean it's beautiful.

/anyone know if she's got a copy of To Serve Man?
 
2022-06-22 7:24:54 PM  
So,...Amber Heard pooping back and forth.  Forever.
 
2022-06-22 7:25:08 PM  

minnesotaboy: Ghastly: Scientists: We have quantified something that is totally subjective based on the biases of the culture we grew up in.
Me: Meh.

Elle says Fark you white bias:

The World's Most Perfect Face: Joan Smalls? Elle says Yes! Golden Ratio says


I've seen pics of a few Eritrean women who are so beautiful that it almost hurts to look at them.
 
2022-06-22 7:26:12 PM  

gameshowhost: minnesotaboy: Ghastly: Scientists: We have quantified something that is totally subjective based on the biases of the culture we grew up in.
Me: Meh.

Elle says Fark you white bias:

The World's Most Perfect Face: Joan Smalls? Elle says Yes! Golden Ratio says

I've seen pics of a few Eritrean women who are so beautiful that it almost hurts to look at them.


pics or it didn't happen
 
2022-06-22 7:26:17 PM  

Stibium: I can shiat in a golden spiral but that doesn't mean it's beautiful.


I do not want to know how you verified that it was a proper golden spiral.
 
2022-06-22 7:28:53 PM  

El_Dan: But did they analyze her knees?


Sharp enough to cut glass. But yeah, she more 'generic pretty Hollywood blonde chick #5737' to me.
 
2022-06-22 7:29:05 PM  
Most beautiful face in the world
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2022-06-22 7:30:13 PM  
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2022-06-22 7:31:07 PM  

LurkerSupreme: Stibium: I can shiat in a golden spiral but that doesn't mean it's beautiful.

I do not want to know how you verified that it was a proper golden spiral.


So, you take a straightedge and compass and circumscribe an arc.... nevermind...

/Poop spiral measurements were a well-known ritual in the cult of Pythagorus
//The more you know!
 
2022-06-22 7:32:02 PM  
Thylane Blondeau is much better looking and likely less crazy.
 
2022-06-22 7:34:45 PM  

Ghastly: Scientists: We have quantified something that is totally subjective based on the biases of the culture we grew up in.
Me: Meh.



has anyone heard about amber??
 
2022-06-22 7:35:00 PM  
fark you subby you gullible asshole.

The trial being over means we don't have to hear about those two any more.

But that's just not good enough for you, is it? You have to get YOUR greenlight out of it.

FEEL BAD SUBBY. FEEL BAD AND KNOW YOU'VE DONE WRONG.

/I'm getting the water bottle
//spritzspritz
 
2022-06-22 7:36:36 PM  

Ghastly: Scientists: We have quantified something that is totally subjective based on the biases of the culture we grew up in.
Me: Meh.


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Sheldon is unimpressed by their math
 
2022-06-22 7:36:36 PM  

whidbey: She's nice to look at, but come on.

Beauty is subjective.



comon    admit it      she can shiat in your bed anytime!!
 
2022-06-22 7:37:23 PM  

Nirbo: fark you subby you gullible asshole.

The trial being over means we don't have to hear about those two any more.

But that's just not good enough for you, is it? You have to get YOUR greenlight out of it.

FEEL BAD SUBBY. FEEL BAD AND KNOW YOU'VE DONE WRONG.

/I'm getting the water bottle
//spritzspritz



subby is still skeeting over this thing.
 
2022-06-22 7:37:29 PM  
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2022-06-22 7:38:10 PM  
Lol you are farking low effort and got some hack ass publicist if a stupid story like this in ny post is the best you can do after all that trial bullshiat and losing
 
2022-06-22 7:38:23 PM  
For me, beauty is when I see someone who's tired, and they make eye contact and smile...
 
2022-06-22 7:38:51 PM  

Stibium: I can shiat in a golden spiral but that doesn't mean it's beautiful.



And the good folks at the petting zoo wish you'd stop.
 
2022-06-22 7:40:41 PM  

olorin604: Most beautiful face in the world[Fark user image 425x570]



Hitler cat isn't so sure...............

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2022-06-22 7:41:01 PM  

stoli n coke: Stibium: I can shiat in a golden spiral but that doesn't mean it's beautiful.


And the good folks at the petting zoo wish you'd stop.


That one time in the gift shop was an accident, I swear!
 
2022-06-22 7:41:12 PM  
TrUsT tHe ScIeNcE!!

/I'll see myself out, thank you.
//but also, proof that the hot:crazy scale is extremely accurate
 
2022-06-22 7:41:58 PM  

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2022-06-22 7:42:18 PM  
All either one of them ever had was looks, and now his are gone and hers are no longer marketable.
Oh well.
 
2022-06-22 7:44:38 PM  
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2022-06-22 7:44:52 PM  

LarrySouth: For me, beauty is when I see someone who's tired, and they make eye contact and smile...


As I cleaned out our display at Burbank home despot, I noticed it was short skirt day for customers. And a 30 something had a really nice smile. And I most likely will never see her again, as I will most likely never be there again.
 
2022-06-22 7:45:53 PM  
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2022-06-22 7:47:07 PM  

LarrySouth: For me, beauty is when I see someone who's tired, and they make eye contact and smile...


Or when someone's just going about their business doing a menial task, and you catch them smiling at something they thought.
 
2022-06-22 7:48:06 PM  
Scrub her up and have her brought to my chambers.
 
2022-06-22 7:49:05 PM  
It's probably biological.  Humans like patterns, we don't like things that are uneven or look askew.   Somebody with a nearly symmetrical face is subconsciously attractive to us even if the person is plain looking.
 
2022-06-22 7:50:09 PM  
I propose that we change the term from "bat-shiat crazy" to "bed-sh*t crazy."
 
2022-06-22 7:50:14 PM  
Yeah, I'm less worried about the poop than I would be for keeping away from her teeth.
 
2022-06-22 7:50:34 PM  
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'Roofus flashing his Amber Heard King Coil smile.
Better get that scooper & a bag.'
 
2022-06-22 7:51:40 PM  
Like if you're staying in a decent hotel, and one of the pictures hanging on the wall is uneven.  You straighten it, don't you.
 
2022-06-22 7:54:38 PM  

allears: Scrub her up and have her brought to my chambers.


Include an enema in the scrubbing and I might be interested.
 
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