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2022-06-22 2:18:15 AM  
That's a long way to go to destroy evidence.
 
2022-06-22 2:29:30 AM  
No gods, no masters

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2022-06-22 6:16:42 AM  
Now do the police station.
 
2022-06-22 7:00:48 AM  
You can never ask a child to go back or teacher to go back in that school ever," Mr McLaughlin said.

Or a cop even once.
 
2022-06-22 7:32:57 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Now do the police station.


That's what the cops are afraid will happen.
They've moved their families out of town.
 
2022-06-22 7:35:44 AM  

Weaver95: They've moved their families out of town.


Do you really blame them?  A child might get hurt.
 
2022-06-22 7:46:07 AM  

WickerNipple: Weaver95: They've moved their families out of town.

Do you really blame them?  A child might get hurt.


I think that these cops better knock it the hell off, just admit they done farked up and take whatever lumps come their way.
Doubling down on being assholes is definitely not advisable in this situation.
 
2022-06-22 8:26:26 AM  
Now do the homes of the pisspants coward cops and their pisspants coward police station.

We've all seen those useless fat chuds on the videos now.
 
2022-06-22 8:33:51 AM  

neongoats: Now do the homes of the pisspants coward cops and their pisspants coward police station.

We've all seen those useless fat chuds on the videos now.


LOL you try selling tax-free loosies on the streets in that town, pal, we'll see who's a tough guy then.
 
2022-06-22 8:35:02 AM  
At this rate our kids will be attending school in grass fields.
 
2022-06-22 8:35:32 AM  
At least those who are left alive.
 
2022-06-22 8:38:04 AM  

WickerNipple: You can never ask a child to go back or teacher to go back in that school ever," Mr McLaughlin said.

Or a cop even once.


They just write themselves.
 
2022-06-22 8:38:33 AM  
Keep it. Turn it into a police station. Make them wallow in their shame.
 
2022-06-22 8:38:57 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Now do the police station.


with the cops still inside.
 
2022-06-22 8:39:01 AM  

Nick Nostril: At least those who are left alive.


"If there's anything left to sit on." - Frank Zappa
 
2022-06-22 8:41:02 AM  
Wow
 
2022-06-22 8:41:35 AM  

Nick Nostril: At this rate our kids will be attending school in grass fields.


Well that eliminates the too many doors problem.
 
2022-06-22 8:42:08 AM  

Chthonic Echoes: Keep it. Turn it into a police station. Make them wallow in their shame.


Maybe they should build a monument to the Confederate Dead there.
 
2022-06-22 8:42:34 AM  
Probably the only way to get funding for schools in Texas.
 
2022-06-22 8:43:25 AM  

Chthonic Echoes: Keep it. Turn it into a police station. Make them wallow in their shame.


This.
 
2022-06-22 8:43:43 AM  

Chthonic Echoes: Keep it. Turn it into a police station. Make them wallow in their shame.


Nah, it can be taken down. If the cops do it by themselves, with nothing more than hammers and chisels. Maybe they can have a tent nearby for when the useless farks keel over from heatstroke.
 
2022-06-22 8:47:40 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Now do the police station.


With them in it.
 
2022-06-22 8:59:19 AM  
It's the latest initiative to prevent school shootings, simply eliminate schools.   Genius.
 
2022-06-22 9:01:34 AM  

jso2897: Chthonic Echoes: Keep it. Turn it into a police station. Make them wallow in their shame.

Maybe they should build a monument to the Confederate Dead there.


Traitors don't get monuments, nor do losers. Do you see any Hitler or Hirohito statues around in American towns?
 
2022-06-22 9:04:02 AM  
Turn it into a homeless shelter.  Think they care what happened there?
 
2022-06-22 9:04:07 AM  
So in five years are we gonna get a follow uo that the kids have been packed into another school and construction hasn't even begun for a replacement school due to lack of funding?

That or kids are all going to private religious "schools" after the new SCOTUS move.
 
2022-06-22 9:05:01 AM  
Replace it with a $5 million stadium for the high school.
 
2022-06-22 9:05:34 AM  

GonnaCallYouOut: jso2897: Chthonic Echoes: Keep it. Turn it into a police station. Make them wallow in their shame.

Maybe they should build a monument to the Confederate Dead there.

Traitors don't get monuments, nor do losers. Do you see any Hitler or Hirohito statues around in American towns?


Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

https://forward.com/news/462704/nazi-collaborator-monuments-in-united-states/
 
2022-06-22 9:08:15 AM  
 
2022-06-22 9:15:28 AM  

GonnaCallYouOut: jso2897: Chthonic Echoes: Keep it. Turn it into a police station. Make them wallow in their shame.

Maybe they should build a monument to the Confederate Dead there.

Traitors don't get monuments, nor do losers. Do you see any Hitler or Hirohito statues around in American towns?


Uh, theoretically.
In reality, the country is littered with monuments to confederate traitors and murderers of Native Americans.
 
2022-06-22 9:18:52 AM  

GonnaCallYouOut: jso2897: Chthonic Echoes: Keep it. Turn it into a police station. Make them wallow in their shame.

Maybe they should build a monument to the Confederate Dead there.

Traitors don't get monuments, nor do losers. Do you see any Hitler or Hirohito statues around in American towns?


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2022-06-22 9:21:03 AM  
but where will they bury the survivors?
 
2022-06-22 9:25:32 AM  

Weaver95: WickerNipple: Weaver95: They've moved their families out of town.

Do you really blame them?  A child might get hurt.

I think that these cops better knock it the hell off, just admit they done farked up and take whatever lumps come their way.
Doubling down on being assholes is definitely not advisable in this situation.


The lumps coming their way should be made out of lead and travelling very quickly.
 
2022-06-22 9:27:20 AM  
This is... somewhat normal.

Schools with mass shootings are often demolished.

Columbine demolished the library and heavily renovated after. Sandy Hook was demolished.

THAT SAID, this is so close to the original event that yeah. This stinks like a coverup.

Still think it's nearly a guarantee that cops gunned down kids.
 
2022-06-22 9:30:27 AM  

Chthonic Echoes: Keep it. Turn it into a police station. Make them wallow in their shame.


Only let them clean the blood off the wall when they have earned it.

/can't find a good picture from Invincible, but imagine I posed a picture of the blood spatter on the wall of the base
 
2022-06-22 9:30:32 AM  

Nick Nostril: At least those who are left alive.


I've been taking free pictures at the elementary school during events, and I choked up during the pre-k graduation when they had all the kids announce what they wanted to be when they grew up.
 
2022-06-22 9:33:14 AM  
For the record I really hate that I was able to say, correctly, that it's "normal" for schools to be demolished in whole or part after a school shooting.
 
2022-06-22 9:46:52 AM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: GonnaCallYouOut: jso2897: Chthonic Echoes: Keep it. Turn it into a police station. Make them wallow in their shame.

Maybe they should build a monument to the Confederate Dead there.

Traitors don't get monuments, nor do losers. Do you see any Hitler or Hirohito statues around in American towns?

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I believe there is a reason it's only a portion of his leg.
 
2022-06-22 9:50:39 AM  

olorin604: Probably the only way to get funding for schools in Texas.


One of the strangest things I learned after the shooting is that there is a Federal grant program to build a new school after a mass causality event at the old in.
 
2022-06-22 9:50:50 AM  

Gordon Bennett: That's a long way to go to destroy evidence.


THIS RIGHT HERE
 
2022-06-22 9:50:52 AM  

GonnaCallYouOut: jso2897: Chthonic Echoes: Keep it. Turn it into a police station. Make them wallow in their shame.

Maybe they should build a monument to the Confederate Dead there.

Traitors don't get monuments, nor do losers. Do you see any Hitler or Hirohito statues around in American towns?


Except for all the monuments to traitorous losers that are literally all over our farking country and are frequently the cause of conflict within communities.
 
2022-06-22 9:52:39 AM  

mcreadyblue: olorin604: Probably the only way to get funding for schools in Texas.

One of the strangest things I learned after the shooting is that there is a Federal grant program to build a new school after a mass causality event at the old in.


But fark gun control laws. We would rather pay to constantly demolish and rebuild schools than stop selling assault rifles in corner stores.
 
2022-06-22 9:53:10 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: GonnaCallYouOut: jso2897: Chthonic Echoes: Keep it. Turn it into a police station. Make them wallow in their shame.

Maybe they should build a monument to the Confederate Dead there.

Traitors don't get monuments, nor do losers. Do you see any Hitler or Hirohito statues around in American towns?

[nps.gov image 850x478]

I believe there is a reason it's only a portion of his leg.


The cannon obliterated everything else.
 
2022-06-22 9:54:34 AM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: GonnaCallYouOut: jso2897: Chthonic Echoes: Keep it. Turn it into a police station. Make them wallow in their shame.

Maybe they should build a monument to the Confederate Dead there.

Traitors don't get monuments, nor do losers. Do you see any Hitler or Hirohito statues around in American towns?

[nps.gov image 850x478]


Is that Santa Anna?
 
2022-06-22 9:54:56 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: GonnaCallYouOut: jso2897: Chthonic Echoes: Keep it. Turn it into a police station. Make them wallow in their shame.

Maybe they should build a monument to the Confederate Dead there.

Traitors don't get monuments, nor do losers. Do you see any Hitler or Hirohito statues around in American towns?

[nps.gov image 850x478]

I believe there is a reason it's only a portion of his leg.


Context please? I'm not familiar with this one.
 
2022-06-22 9:57:48 AM  

LordJiro: Chthonic Echoes: Keep it. Turn it into a police station. Make them wallow in their shame.

Nah, it can be taken down. If the cops do it by themselves, with nothing more than hammers and chisels. Maybe they can have a tent nearby for when the useless farks keel over from heatstroke.


Nah just spray them down with a hose every hour or so.
 
2022-06-22 9:58:55 AM  

jso2897: GonnaCallYouOut: jso2897: Chthonic Echoes: Keep it. Turn it into a police station. Make them wallow in their shame.

Maybe they should build a monument to the Confederate Dead there.

Traitors don't get monuments, nor do losers. Do you see any Hitler or Hirohito statues around in American towns?

Uh, theoretically.
In reality, the country is littered with monuments to confederate traitors and murderers of Native Americans.


Yes, mistakes were made. Such as not hanging the leaders of the confederacy, not liquidating the assets of slave owners to make some restitution to the enslaved and allowing former confederates to be elected or even vote. Felonies like treason should result in loss of voting rights for at least some period of time.

No reason to repeat these mistakes or make new ones.
 
2022-06-22 10:07:45 AM  

jso2897: GonnaCallYouOut: jso2897: Chthonic Echoes: Keep it. Turn it into a police station. Make them wallow in their shame.

Maybe they should build a monument to the Confederate Dead there.

Traitors don't get monuments, nor do losers. Do you see any Hitler or Hirohito statues around in American towns?

Uh, theoretically.
In reality, the country is littered with monuments to confederate traitors and murderers of Native Americans.


Dude, Texas has statues of all kinds of savage assholes. Not that many confederate ones, really. Mostly garden variety assholes like Sam Houston or Stephen F Austin.
 
2022-06-22 10:07:45 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: LordJiro: Chthonic Echoes: Keep it. Turn it into a police station. Make them wallow in their shame.

Nah, it can be taken down. If the cops do it by themselves, with nothing more than hammers and chisels. Maybe they can have a tent nearby for when the useless farks keel over from heatstroke.

Nah just spray them down with a hose every hour or so.


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Now the flowers will grow.
 
2022-06-22 10:08:16 AM  
Strange bait and switch with mobile preview. There is a young woman in the preview pic, and when I open TFA, it's the same setting with a cop in the picture.
 
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