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(citynews.au)   Great Britain: No one can find a funnier name for a politician than our Ed Balls. Australia: Hold our Foster's, mate   (citynews.com.au) divider line
    More: Amusing, Liberalism, Liberal Party of Canada, Liberal Democrats, Liberalism worldwide, Official Opposition, Social liberalism, Liberal Party, ED Cocks  
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4391 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jun 2022 at 10:04 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-21 8:58:33 PM  
I hear Gene Masseth is forming an exploratory committee.
 
2022-06-21 9:28:04 PM  
 
Xai
2022-06-21 10:06:29 PM  
Ed cocks and ed balls need to have a conference
 
2022-06-21 10:07:15 PM  
Australian for Beer.
 
2022-06-21 10:09:45 PM  
Went to HS with a Sharon Cox

/csb
 
2022-06-21 10:10:05 PM  
I bet they would make a hell of a lawyer team.
 
2022-06-21 10:10:05 PM  
whats up with names that just shouldn't be used or had.

when I was young there was a girl named Indie Cock in school.
 
2022-06-21 10:10:15 PM  
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2022-06-21 10:11:19 PM  

Xai: Ed cocks and ed balls need to have a conference


They've got it scheduled for the next sausage festival in Berlin.
 
2022-06-21 10:12:08 PM  
I had a professor named Dr. Balz.  There was a Hooker running for local office a few years back.
 
2022-06-21 10:12:46 PM  

LurkerSupreme: Xai: Ed cocks and ed balls need to have a conference

They've got it scheduled for the next sausage festival in Berlin.


Codename "Meat and Two Veg"
 
2022-06-21 10:12:52 PM  
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2022-06-21 10:15:02 PM  
"ED Cocks has been elected on a countback to replace recently resigned Liberal member Giulia Jones in the ACT Legislative Assembly."

ED Cocks? Is that a bit of fun, or a Freudian slip, Mr Dick Pill?
 
2022-06-21 10:17:05 PM  
Needs to move the S in his name.
Eds Cock works better.
 
2022-06-21 10:17:43 PM  
Big deal. Here in the USA, we had a Dick Armey in Congress.

Currently, it's just in lowercase and spelled correctly.
 
2022-06-21 10:17:54 PM  

Xai: Ed cocks and ed balls need to have a conference


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2022-06-21 10:19:07 PM  
Ed Cocks.  Wasn't his his sister Tess Tickle ?
 
2022-06-21 10:23:32 PM  
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2022-06-21 10:24:07 PM  
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2022-06-21 10:25:21 PM  
When I was a kid, there were Dicks at my school. One of them went into army officer training. By now, he might be a Major Dick or perhaps even a General Dick.
 
2022-06-21 10:25:38 PM  
Not to doxx anyone, but there's at least one person out there named Amanda Ball and another one named Alissa 
Rose Cox
 
2022-06-21 10:25:45 PM  
Dick Swett was a NH Representative. Always got a giggle out of me.
 
2022-06-21 10:34:37 PM  
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2022-06-21 10:37:35 PM  
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He's also an excellent driver.
 
2022-06-21 10:40:24 PM  

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Came here to mention Fort Wayne, Indiana's illustrious Mayor Harry Baals, leaving satisfied
 
2022-06-21 10:49:29 PM  
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2022-06-21 10:50:28 PM  
Cocks and Balls....Together at last!!!
 
2022-06-21 10:59:45 PM  
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2022-06-21 11:07:35 PM  

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Family Guy - Dick Army
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2022-06-21 11:08:24 PM  
There's a guy in Maryland with an impressive CV named Calvin Ball.  Dr Calvin B Ball.  He's held a few public offices, appears intelligent, and seems to do well for himself.  And sadly, I was THE ONLY PERSON IN THE STATE WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY.

Read your Calvin and Hobbes, people!

/god damn I hate Maryland
 
2022-06-21 11:08:55 PM  
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/Where are the billions, Tokyo Sexwale?
 
2022-06-21 11:10:22 PM  
I live next to navy brick layer named Dick Seman, nice stoic guy
 
2022-06-21 11:11:31 PM  
The OG

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2022-06-21 11:11:35 PM  

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/Where are the billions, Tokyo Sexwale?


THAT was the one I was trying to think of thank you.
 
2022-06-21 11:13:45 PM  
What's so funny about the name Ed?

/not getting it
//penis stuck in ceiling fan
 
2022-06-21 11:15:06 PM  

JoeThePanda: The OG

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Wondered when someone would take a shot at him.
 
2022-06-21 11:19:13 PM  

fat boy: JoeThePanda: The OG

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Wondered when someone would take a shot at him.


I said this on an earlier thread but read his story and think about medical costs and assistance suicide
 
2022-06-21 11:24:34 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: There's a guy in Maryland with an impressive CV named Calvin Ball.  Dr Calvin B Ball.  He's held a few public offices, appears intelligent, and seems to do well for himself.  And sadly, I was THE ONLY PERSON IN THE STATE WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY.

Read your Calvin and Hobbes, people!

/god damn I hate Maryland


Um, no. I voted for him.

And giggled.
 
2022-06-21 11:27:08 PM  

Billy Liar: Cocks and Balls....Together at last!!!


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"Hey, you got cock in my balls!"
"Hey, you got balls in my cock!"
Then they tried the combination.
"Mmmmm...," they smiled.
"Two great tastes that taste great together."
 
2022-06-21 11:36:30 PM  
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2022-06-21 11:38:47 PM  
Virginia Foxx, no double entendre, she's just awful and also my rep. Aggghhhh!
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2022-06-21 11:53:37 PM  

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He should roll with it
 
2022-06-22 12:00:08 AM  

watching the trump puddle dry: iron de havilland: [pbs.twimg.com image 520x396]

He should roll with it


For real. What a curmudgeon. I'd be all about that.
 
2022-06-22 12:13:31 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: watching the trump puddle dry: iron de havilland: [pbs.twimg.com image 520x396]

He should roll with it

For real. What a curmudgeon. I'd be all about that.


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2022-06-22 12:14:27 AM  
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2022-06-22 12:23:50 AM  
 
2022-06-22 12:27:06 AM  

maxheck: ViolentEastCoastCity: There's a guy in Maryland with an impressive CV named Calvin Ball.  Dr Calvin B Ball.  He's held a few public offices, appears intelligent, and seems to do well for himself.  And sadly, I was THE ONLY PERSON IN THE STATE WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY.

Read your Calvin and Hobbes, people!

/god damn I hate Maryland

Um, no. I voted for him.

And giggled.


Awesome!  Good dude, right?
 
2022-06-22 12:56:56 AM  
But has he tweeted yet?
 
2022-06-22 12:58:53 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: watching the trump puddle dry: iron de havilland: [pbs.twimg.com image 520x396]

He should roll with it

For real. What a curmudgeon. I'd be all about that.

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Ur something else
 
2022-06-22 1:10:30 AM  

watching the trump puddle dry: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: watching the trump puddle dry: iron de havilland: [pbs.twimg.com image 520x396]

He should roll with it

For real. What a curmudgeon. I'd be all about that.

[Fark user image image 217x120]

Ur something else


Um...  My 2nd post was acknowledging that I missed the joke at first.
 
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