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    More: Scary, New Hampshire, 70-foot yacht, black smoke, Portsmouth, New Hampshire, Piscataqua River, New Castle, New Hampshire Department of Safety, released.Members of the NHSP Marine Patrol  
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2022-06-20 12:11:13 AM  
21 votes:
Also,

Authorities said they do not know what caused the fire and likely never will because the yacht was destroyed by the flames.

"Authorities are unlikely to determine the cause of the fire, because there was a fire."
 
2022-06-20 12:09:41 AM  
20 votes:
Despite efforts to save the yacht, it drifted into Maine waters

My condolences.
 
2022-06-20 12:10:10 AM  
9 votes:
Burnt Yacht Ape Club is the name of my Gilligan's Island themed cover band.
 
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2022-06-20 12:16:01 AM  
6 votes:
Those poor people and their poor yacht.
 
2022-06-20 12:54:40 AM  
6 votes:

in: Those poor people and their poor yacht.


Stop calling it a yacht: Three people and two dogs lived in roughly 800 sq ft of marine architecture, that ain't a yacht, it's a houseboat.That's like calling a toilet a "water folly."
 
2022-06-20 3:30:22 AM  
5 votes:

emersonbiggins: Give apes the boat.  You won't regret it.



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2022-06-20 12:53:44 AM  
3 votes:
Where's 'the gang'?

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2022-06-20 1:29:46 AM  
3 votes:
The happiest days of a boat owners life are when he buys it, and when he gets the insurance settlement.

/used to be when he sold it
 
2022-06-20 2:48:18 AM  
2 votes:
The vessel, the Elusive...

Shoulda named it something else if you didn't want it to disappear.
 
2022-06-20 8:02:37 AM  
2 votes:
it's spelt Raymond Luxury-Yacht, but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove
 
2022-06-20 12:10:39 AM  
1 vote:
I'm just glad to hear they saved the dogs.
 
2022-06-20 12:28:53 AM  
1 vote:
Apes together broke.
 
2022-06-20 6:35:06 AM  
1 vote:

LordBeavis: Dryad: in: Those poor people and their poor yacht.

FTA:"This was their home. They lived on this boat, so everything they own is gone. This was their only home," said Sgt. Steve O'Connor of the NHSP Marine Patrol.

Yes, How dare those people live on an 800 sq. foot houseboat. The nerve of some people rubbing their floating trailer in other people faces.
/Seriously, are you homeless or something, to be resentful of people living in a floating singlewide?

FTFA-The passengers, identified as Arthur Watson, 67, and Diane Watson, 57, both of New Canaan, Connecticut, and Jarrod Tubbs, 33, of Jupiter, Florida

This was obviously some polyamorous, Satan-worshipping sex cult.  If Jesus hadn't smote the boat when He did, we'd have another Scientology in a few years.  I don't even want to think what they were doing with those poor dogs.  So you can take your narrative of poor, unfortunate hillbillies and stuff it in a sack.  The rest of us are through the looking glass.


Damn I would never want to die by 'smote boat'

/boating is quite cheap to live on, anchoring in most of the Bay is free. People toss a engine block with a mooring ball and its instant free slip for life.
https://www.ecfr.gov/current/title-33/chapter-I/subchapter-I/part-110
 
2022-06-20 7:38:18 AM  
1 vote:

assalon5: LordBeavis: Dryad: in: Those poor people and their poor yacht.

FTA:"This was their home. They lived on this boat, so everything they own is gone. This was their only home," said Sgt. Steve O'Connor of the NHSP Marine Patrol.

Yes, How dare those people live on an 800 sq. foot houseboat. The nerve of some people rubbing their floating trailer in other people faces.
/Seriously, are you homeless or something, to be resentful of people living in a floating singlewide?

FTFA-The passengers, identified as Arthur Watson, 67, and Diane Watson, 57, both of New Canaan, Connecticut, and Jarrod Tubbs, 33, of Jupiter, Florida

This was obviously some polyamorous, Satan-worshipping sex cult.  If Jesus hadn't smote the boat when He did, we'd have another Scientology in a few years.  I don't even want to think what they were doing with those poor dogs.  So you can take your narrative of poor, unfortunate hillbillies and stuff it in a sack.  The rest of us are through the looking glass.

Damn I would never want to die by 'smote boat'

/boating is quite cheap to live on, anchoring in most of the Bay is free. People toss a engine block with a mooring ball and its instant free slip for life.
https://www.ecfr.gov/current/title-33/chapter-I/subchapter-I/part-110


That's great news if you're looking to start a sex cult on the cheap!
 
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