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7138 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2002 at 6:36 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-26 06:39:15 AM  
FEH I say! FEH!
2002-02-26 06:40:31 AM  
I got dibs on all the horny FARKettes that feel the need to talk about what they just witnessed.

I'm there for you.
2002-02-26 06:44:09 AM  
Me too, ladies! 'Cept I'm sensitive!!
2002-02-26 06:55:03 AM  
I'm *case*-sensitive :D
2002-02-26 07:00:21 AM  
this proves that there arent any farkin farkettes at all - i mean how gay is this ? men in the forum for it i say more boobies less weiners - raaaah
2002-02-26 07:11:13 AM  
I just woke up and saw this:
[image from mostbeautifulman.com too old to be available]

Now I've got to get back into bed to let the kitty out to play.

And look, he has brothers:
[image from mostbeautifulman.com too old to be available]

My grandfather sat me and my brothers down and taught us how to box and gave us some lessons on how to become men.

Please boys, demonstrate for me what he taught you about being men. I would love to see what you all learned.
2002-02-26 07:16:10 AM  
Dunno Kady. Their heterosexuality is looking a bit sketchy as of now.
2002-02-26 07:16:51 AM  
Mmm, men covered in cooking oil.

I mean, why? If I wanted to set a bloke on fire I'd go straight for petrol.

still...some of them are quite cute...another look later perhaps, when I have a moment to myself...
2002-02-26 07:24:23 AM  
Callowparadigm: They're brothers. They're just being brotherly. Don't ruin this for me.

It's not cooking oil, Londongirl. It's hot massage oil with which I have spent the past few hours covering every inch of their bodies. Please, don't destroy my litle fantasy. ;)
2002-02-26 07:26:24 AM  
Brothers, eh? So you dig on the incest fetish? Hmm.. No comment.
2002-02-26 07:27:36 AM  
A REAL man:
[image from starterupsteve.com too old to be available]
2002-02-26 07:28:14 AM  
Farkettes- Feeling ignored?

Like SLAYERSWINE said, I'm here for ya babies.:)
If there is anything, and I mean anything, I can do for ya'll, do not hesitate to let me know :)
2002-02-26 07:29:33 AM  
Hey guys -- let's try to raise the chauvinism level in this thread. There isn't enough yet. No, really.

That hairy fireman guy is freaking me out, as a P.S.
2002-02-26 07:52:46 AM  
Congratulations, Callowparadigm. Your little incest comment officially ruined my fantasy.

Fortunately, after a few moments to collect my shattered emotions, Johnny was able to make me forget my recent disappointment:
[image from mostbeautifulman.com too old to be available]

And I agree with your opinion of the hairy fireman. Icky.
2002-02-26 07:56:29 AM  
Bwahahaha. Victory belongs to me.

Where the heck is that Johnny fellow, anyway? Looks like sugarcane behind him. Hmm.
2002-02-26 08:00:02 AM  
Looking at these guys,I have to say I prefer boobies! Or at least men with a bit of meat on them....
2002-02-26 08:01:08 AM  
Emilybear: Looking at these guys,I have to say I prefer boobies!

I would have to agree with you, but that's because I'm a guy. Boobies!
2002-02-26 08:01:08 AM  
Stay away from him. Please, just let me have this one.

(Does my desperation make it obvious that I've been sleeping alone recently?)

On a different note, if I don't quickly dress, I will be late for work.
2002-02-26 08:01:48 AM  
Wow, me and Kady posted at exactly the same time.
2002-02-26 08:03:14 AM  
Yeah the hairy firefighter is scary, not the fact that his apparently ramming Rumsfield in the dumper
2002-02-26 08:04:59 AM  
[image from espn-i.starwave.com too old to be available]
"...look at you, you're scared -- scared of the REAL MAN. I'll f#ck you till you love me..."
2002-02-26 08:06:14 AM  
How special. Timing is everything, you know...
2002-02-26 08:11:59 AM  
Kady you're gonna be late. Not that I want you dressed or anything :)
2002-02-26 08:13:13 AM  
Johnny was able to make me forget my recent disappointment:

Your quite welcome dear :)
2002-02-26 08:15:31 AM  
JDX: Very cute. But I'm already late. And already dressed. Sorry...
2002-02-26 08:16:32 AM  
And did I mention in a hurry? Sorry about the bold.
2002-02-26 08:16:54 AM  
Wow, Kady's cute.

....way out of my league.
2002-02-26 08:19:42 AM  
[image from mediaservice.photoisland.com too old to be available]
2002-02-26 08:21:48 AM  
I sleep in a drawer
[image from pencorse.freeserve.co.uk too old to be available]
2002-02-26 08:26:01 AM  
I'm sure the ladies are enamored.
2002-02-26 08:46:09 AM  
Mmm... pretty boys with questionable heterosexuality... mmm...
2002-02-26 09:02:18 AM  
Where are the pics of the REAL MEN!
2002-02-26 09:02:52 AM  
Hmmmm....oily beau-hunks! What a way to start the day!
2002-02-26 09:03:54 AM  
is this thread SFW?
2002-02-26 09:10:16 AM  
'callow you want to choke on my nuts?'
sorry i mean - 'hi i got money'
2002-02-26 09:36:04 AM  
I find that when I must sleep alone...I just have a little honey before bed...it seems to make everything just fine...i usually like to warm it up first...

[image from traidcraft.co.uk too old to be available]
2002-02-26 09:39:59 AM  
Kady"(Does my desperation make it obvious that I've been sleeping alone recently?)"
Awwwww, ya poor thing, come here.... I'll make it all better.

"Wow, Kady's cute."

Yes, most definatly

"If there is anything, and I mean anything, I can do for ya'll, do not hesitate to let me know :) "

Unless they are planning a trip ta Vegas, I can't do a damn thing.. :-(

2002-02-26 09:48:22 AM  
I have to say... weeners threads are so much more interesting than boobies threads. More please.
2002-02-26 09:50:50 AM  
Boys are better than girls.
2002-02-26 09:51:07 AM  
Madam, enough with vin. All muscle and no hutzpah.
2002-02-26 10:00:02 AM  
...and if I like you, I'll eat you alive...

Heard that before...........hmmmm
2002-02-26 10:05:47 AM  
Mmmmmmmmm. I am lovin' Johns eyes!!! Whew!
One of the March finalists.
2002-02-26 10:07:06 AM  
Oh yes! Very glad I woke up this morning...and Mme.Mersault, thank you SO much for the Vin picture...he was the only reason I even bothered watching "Fast and the Furious!" =D
2002-02-26 10:10:59 AM  
I am lovin' Johns eyes!!!

Thankyou dear, but there are better parts of me ya know :)
2002-02-26 10:14:18 AM  
JOHN, really? Which parts? ;)
2002-02-26 10:14:39 AM  
where is the farkettes boobies posting?
2002-02-26 10:16:38 AM  
Ha! like you don't already know ;)
2002-02-26 10:21:47 AM  
2002-02-26 10:26:05 AM  
*waves to Ouro and JDX*

And, thank you, Mme for Vin Diesel... :)
2002-02-26 10:28:19 AM  
Hey Okok long time no see :) Thought this was appropriate for these models, and for you Okok :)

[image from carcino.gen.nz too old to be available]

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