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(Food and Wine)   There are so many Mountain Dew flavors now that it's becoming impossible to know which ones pair best with single-malt scotch   (foodandwine.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Convenience store, Mtn Dew, Taste, Caffeine, Sugar, Flavor, Dr Pepper, PepsiCo  
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413 clicks; posted to Food » on 15 Jun 2022 at 3:20 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-15 2:52:25 PM  
The empty set, vulgarianmitter.
 
2022-06-15 3:08:13 PM  
Mixing single malt scotch with Mountain Dew (any flavor) is an offense I would put on par with cooking a steak well done and adding ketchup to it.
 
2022-06-15 3:24:25 PM  
I WANT MY THROWBACK. Real sugar please.
 
2022-06-15 3:28:15 PM  
Diet Mt Dew, duh
 
2022-06-15 3:38:29 PM  
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2022-06-15 3:44:50 PM  

gunga galunga: Mixing single malt scotch with Mountain Dew (any flavor) is an offense I would put on par with cooking a steak well done and adding ketchup to it.


Hamberders and well-done steak with ketchup are great food. The best food ever. Believe me.
And if you don't, then you're not a Real American.
 
2022-06-15 3:44:57 PM  

no1curr: Diet Mt Dew, duh


I got so desperate for caffeine yesterday that I bought Mountain Dew Zero at a convenience store. It tasted worse than original diet. So much regret... but at least I didn't pass out at my desk.
 
2022-06-15 3:50:24 PM  

gunga galunga: Mixing single malt scotch with Mountain Dew (any flavor) is an offense I would put on par with cooking a steak well done and adding ketchup to it.


What a coincidence! That's the ideal meal to pair with your LagaDewlin.
 
2022-06-15 3:51:29 PM  
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2022-06-15 3:54:50 PM  

dereksmalls: [Fark user image 490x490]


Laugh if you will, but I'm going to miss Black Jack Cola which will clearly be replaced with this stuff. There's a silliness to it that I appreciate even though I'd much rather actually drink one I mixed myself.
 
2022-06-15 4:23:14 PM  

gunga galunga: Mixing single malt scotch with Mountain Dew (any flavor) is an offense I would put on par with cooking a steak well done and adding ketchup to it.


That's true.

Pour that crap out, and drink booze that doesn't taste like something you bought at a fire sale. "Oh, don't you appreciate the smoke and peat?" No- it tastes like someone took good liquor and filtered it through a muddy ashtray.
 
2022-06-15 4:30:42 PM  
FTFA:  "Long gone are the days when, if you said you wanted a "Mountain Dew" it meant one thing."

Actually, long gone are the days when I said I wanted a Mountain Dew.  I haven't drank that pisswater in a decade, and I'm better off for it.  I haven't sworn off sodas completely, I'll still have a Dr. Pepper as a caffeine delivery device. ;)
 
2022-06-15 4:34:48 PM  
That's a simple question with a simple answer. Whichever one you like best, or none at all. Whatever your preference is, that's the right one.

/for you
 
2022-06-15 4:45:23 PM  
Try pairing with one of the 839 styles of Oreo Cookies.
 
2022-06-15 4:47:56 PM  
I think they should get out of their comfort zone for their next flavor. "Mountain Dew Lazy Summer Sunday Afternoon Between 2:00pm and 4:00pm with a Good Book"
 
2022-06-15 4:52:12 PM  
Mountain Dew Baja blast and rum: Silver Bell, with Spiced Rum it's a Bronze Bell,

Mountain Dew Voltage and sake with a twist of Lemon Pee and brightly colored straw: Tokyo Drift,

These are the ones I created in college.
 
2022-06-15 4:56:57 PM  

alice_600: with a twist of Lemon Pee


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2022-06-15 4:59:03 PM  

alice_600: These are the ones I created in college.


In college I created the SunnyDriver. It's Sunny Delight and vodka. You may laugh, but a dash of bitters- and, for some reason, there was always a bottle of Angostura around- makes a pretty refreshing beverage.
 
2022-06-15 5:36:47 PM  
I've bore assed Fark with this a couple times but local watering hole had a guy would come in and order The Macallan 12 yr old and Red Bull
 
2022-06-15 5:38:13 PM  

Anoria: no1curr: Diet Mt Dew, duh

I got so desperate for caffeine yesterday that I bought Mountain Dew Zero at a convenience store. It tasted worse than original diet. So much regret... but at least I didn't pass out at my desk.


You would have been better off with an energy drink. At least you know they are going to taste like medicine, but your brain knows that going in!
 
2022-06-15 5:41:40 PM  
Got me a 12-pack of Mountain Dew Baja Blast Zero that I'm afraid to tear into in case I can't find it again.
 
2022-06-15 6:59:40 PM  
And MOST of them suck.
 
2022-06-15 7:03:18 PM  
My youngest sister lived on Mountain Dew and cigarettes through college. This was way back when there was only one flavor.
 
2022-06-15 7:51:28 PM  
By 2022, all restaurants are Taco Bell and all soft drinks are Mountain Dew.
 
2022-06-15 11:57:38 PM  

Tarl3k: FTFA:  "Long gone are the days when, if you said you wanted a "Mountain Dew" it meant one thing."

Actually, long gone are the days when I said I wanted a Mountain Dew.  I haven't drank that pisswater in a decade, and I'm better off for it.  I haven't sworn off sodas completely, I'll still have a Dr. Pepper as a caffeine delivery device. ;)


Sometimes I'll use coffee as a caffeine delivery medium, but more commonly this crap:
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/Still too much sweetener, but tolerable in 20oz bottles.
//Was drinking Diet Sunkist Orange for a while, after Mt Dew started to taste bad.
 
2022-06-16 12:28:59 AM  
Pizza only goes good with RC
 
2022-06-16 12:47:53 AM  
Baja Blast Zero is awesome. 69mg/12oz caffeine even better.

/ Just popped open a can.
 
2022-06-16 5:09:02 AM  
It's Baja Blast.
 
2022-06-16 10:49:17 AM  

KingBiefWhistle: alice_600: with a twist of Lemon Pee

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PEEL damn it! I hate these glasses!!!
 
2022-06-16 2:48:04 PM  

Fursecution: Tarl3k: FTFA:  "Long gone are the days when, if you said you wanted a "Mountain Dew" it meant one thing."

Actually, long gone are the days when I said I wanted a Mountain Dew.  I haven't drank that pisswater in a decade, and I'm better off for it.  I haven't sworn off sodas completely, I'll still have a Dr. Pepper as a caffeine delivery device. ;)

Sometimes I'll use coffee as a caffeine delivery medium, but more commonly this crap:
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/Still too much sweetener, but tolerable in 20oz bottles.
//Was drinking Diet Sunkist Orange for a while, after Mt Dew started to taste bad.


Did you say customizable caffeine delivery medium?
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I throw a shot of this in my seltzer and a few drops of whatever flavoring I've got handy. Much better than those Crystal Light packets, less waste, and cheaper, too (there's no context in that photo, but it's a 16 oz bottle, or around 50 shots).
 
2022-06-16 5:14:30 PM  
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2022-06-16 9:27:23 PM  

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Cousin Jim?
 
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