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(NBC News)   Dunking on Ted Cruz as an NRA shill is becoming an international sport. Current finalist for the gold medal is Mexican President Obrador   (nbcnews.com) divider line
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2509 clicks; posted to Politics » on 08 Jun 2022 at 10:02 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-06-08 6:56:42 PM  
After Vincente Fox's regular dunking on Trump, you'd think US political types would steer clear of the Mexicans.

But, you'd be wrong, because while you may think, they do not.  Obviously.
 
2022-06-08 10:00:36 PM  
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2022-06-08 10:06:05 PM  
I know Joe thought it was a principled stand to take, but an introductory meeting should include all the countries. The goal is to show what they'd be missing out on, not scold them.

& the Cuba embargo is just a farce at this point.
 
2022-06-08 10:07:12 PM  
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2022-06-08 10:08:04 PM  
How rude! Both of those men have A ratings from the NRA! Both of those NRA-holes are remarkable!
 
2022-06-08 10:10:01 PM  
Seems like an appropriate time to dust this one off.
Last Week Tonight - And Now This: The Man From the Ted Cruz Ad Says 8 More Names With Total Contempt
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2022-06-08 10:12:57 PM  
Ted Cruz is the death farts of Richard Gere's butt gerbil in Canadian form.
Dunking on him is less Jordan vs. Bird and more Jordan vs. Corky.
 
2022-06-08 10:13:23 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Seems like an appropriate time to dust this one off.
[YouTube video: Last Week Tonight - And Now This: The Man From the Ted Cruz Ad Says 8 More Names With Total Contempt]


OMG I am cryin' LOL
 
2022-06-08 10:15:21 PM  
Wow. Mexico's president's vulva neck outdoes 45's.

/and he has a butt chin too.
//still less repulsive than Cruz.
 
2022-06-08 10:15:25 PM  
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/cock pudding
//
 
2022-06-08 10:16:07 PM  
Well we know Teddy appreciates Mexico as a nice safe place to flee to when things go wrong in Texas.
 
2022-06-08 10:21:10 PM  
When I am in the oldest theatre in N America, I usually order a drink made with Cuban rum.  For that I applaud México.  Little Marco and family ilk were the ones who behaved so badly and treated the morenos so poorly that Castro and his gang of 30 men were able to defeat a semi-modern army.

They have since relied on the US to punish the island for the last 60 years over getting their asses handed to them.  Cowards all.
 
2022-06-08 10:23:06 PM  

atomic-age: Wow. Mexico's president's vulva neck outdoes 45's.

/and he has a butt chin too.
//still less repulsive than Cruz.


Did you need some alone time?
 
2022-06-08 10:28:24 PM  
Is dunking on Ted Cruz hard?

Have you SEEN Ted Cruz?  I'm pretty sure he gets shorter when he jumps.  He's what you'd get if you took a wax figure of real person and put it in parking lot on a hot day.
 
2022-06-08 10:29:15 PM  
It's one of the world's great pastimes.

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2022-06-08 11:01:11 PM  
Is Cancun going to award Ted Cruz with an honorary key to the city...solid waste disposal facility?
 
2022-06-08 11:39:13 PM  

Gordon Bennett: It's one of the world's great pastimes.

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Yet 4.2M people voted for him in his district.  Waiting for all this owning to be meaningful.  Fuq, I hate that guy.
 
2022-06-08 11:44:27 PM  

Richard Freckle: Gordon Bennett: It's one of the world's great pastimes.

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Yet 4.2M people voted for him in his district.  Waiting for all this owning to be meaningful.  Fuq, I hate that guy.


His district is the state of Texas, with over 30 million people. The fact that he won with only 4.2 million votes is, IMO, a pretty harsh indictment of either the people of Texas, the state of democracy in Texas or both.
 
2022-06-08 11:57:47 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Richard Freckle: Gordon Bennett: It's one of the world's great pastimes.

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Yet 4.2M people voted for him in his district.  Waiting for all this owning to be meaningful.  Fuq, I hate that guy.

His district is the state of Texas, with over 30 million people. The fact that he won with only 4.2 million votes is, IMO, a pretty harsh indictment of either the people of Texas, the state of democracy in Texas or both.


A-duh in my part.  See just another example of how we deserve what we get!
yeah it is really sad to see these idiots win with such low turnout,
 
2022-06-09 12:11:47 AM  
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2022-06-09 12:13:13 AM  
Ted Cruz is a Cuban Canadian who immigrated to America.
 
2022-06-09 12:32:32 AM  
So now FARK is so deep into the liberal cult that they're gushing over someone who's completely owned by drug cartels and does their bidding.

Red wave can't come soon enough
 
2022-06-09 12:52:45 AM  

JonPace: So now FARK is so deep into the liberal cult that they're gushing over someone who's completely owned by drug cartels and does their bidding.

Red wave can't come soon enough


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2022-06-09 3:20:21 AM  

JonPace: So now FARK is so deep into the liberal cult that they're gushing over someone who's completely owned by drug cartels and does their bidding.

Red wave can't come soon enough


Hurt Durr, hot take from the Lazarus goblin. Get f*cked.
 
2022-06-09 8:07:38 AM  
All this means nothing because the mentally deficient Texans will vote him back into office again.
 
2022-06-09 8:25:24 AM  

JonPace: So now FARK is so deep into the liberal cult that they're gushing over someone who's completely owned by drug cartels and does their bidding.

Red wave can't come soon enough


Reds are so concerned about the plight of the Mexican people. You can look it up. They're well-known for their compassion towards Mexicans, people of color, just about anyone.
 
2022-06-09 8:37:24 AM  
That Obredor, in response to Little Marco's hyperbole, stated facts about Fles Cruz that are available to everyone is now epic level trolling is a sad commentary.

/ Worst timeline ever
 
2022-06-09 10:05:24 AM  
Odd how websites with dozens of ads (27 in this case) beg us to allow ads.  My cut-off is five and no pop-ups.

Even odder, the Kaiser medical site does not work unless I disable AdBlock. No ads, just some fine programming there kiddies.
 
2022-06-09 11:36:16 AM  

JonPace: So now FARK is so deep into the liberal cult that they're gushing over someone who's completely owned by drug cartels and does their bidding.

Red wave can't come soon enough


Just like when Trump said it would happen, right?
 
2022-06-09 2:44:29 PM  

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I really don't want to know when Ted Cruz got started with the public nudity, whatever his excuse for it is.

Please just don't tell me.

/Was it while he was at the beach in Cancun?
//That image is going to be in your mind all day now.
 
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