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2002-02-25 04:59:25 PM  
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2002-02-25 05:01:11 PM  
"Hold still, I need to check your temperature!"
2002-02-25 05:01:53 PM  
2002-02-25 05:02:01 PM  
"C'mon kid, take it like Ernie."
2002-02-25 05:02:08 PM  
Insert some Osama Bin Laden poster reference here.
2002-02-25 05:03:05 PM  
You sure struggle a lot more than Ernie does!

2002-02-25 05:04:20 PM  
"Mommy, he's poking me!"
2002-02-25 05:05:17 PM  
Todays' show is brought to you by the letters
2002-02-25 05:05:29 PM  
Hey you little punk, I can give you a lot more loving than those fuggin' teletubbies !
2002-02-25 05:06:10 PM  
"Hey Bert, why are you such a pedophile, Bert?"
2002-02-25 05:06:44 PM  
Crap !! Him just shiat his pants !!!
2002-02-25 05:07:20 PM  
Bert just told the child that workers have found broken glass, blood, feces and semen on the library floors.
2002-02-25 05:11:03 PM  
"Catch Ernie!"
2002-02-25 05:12:31 PM  
"NO BERT! no matter what you say, incest is NOT best"
2002-02-25 05:13:37 PM  
His unibrow's gonna eat me!
2002-02-25 05:14:45 PM  
"C'mon kid sing it with me...B is for Boobies they're good enough for me...B is for Boobies.."

yes, I know
2002-02-25 05:16:14 PM  
(kid) Mommy, I wanted Big Bird not...BIG Bert.

(bert) I dont care what you want kid, I still get 5 bucks per photo, go ahead and cry your eyes out. heh heh

(kid) Lets see how you like this pee on your knee.

(bert) That will cost 2 more bucks. heh heh
2002-02-25 05:17:50 PM  
"Doin' the uh-uh Pigeon"
2002-02-25 05:18:00 PM  
"She's in a lot of pain, mister, she needs a vet. She broke her leg on the way down. I know it."
2002-02-25 05:18:20 PM  
"There there little one. Just a few seconds in the head sharpener and it will be all over."
2002-02-25 05:20:34 PM  
Bert: "Hey little guy, c'mon, let's sing... I love you, you love me, we're a happy.... oh shiat, wrong costume."

Yes, I know it's lame.
2002-02-25 05:20:36 PM  
Hmm... The kids usually dig my uni-brow.
2002-02-25 05:24:36 PM  
"Lady if ya want the kid back, you'll have to play with MY rubber ducky!"
2002-02-25 05:25:43 PM  
Aw, what's wrong? How about a joke? You want a joke? How about this one: what's more fun than nailing a dead baby to a wall? Ripping it off again!... *looking at baby's mother*... What?
2002-02-25 05:25:58 PM  
What? Are you to good for your home?
2002-02-25 05:26:17 PM  
"The one thing I've learned in my 30 years of dealing with children is that if you squeeze them hard enough, they'll scream really really loud. And then they just stop moving for some reason I haven't figured out yet."
2002-02-25 05:27:45 PM  
No matter how much Osama changes kids still know there is something inherently wrong with this guy.
2002-02-25 05:32:32 PM  
"You may have survived the heart surgery, punk, but this is a whole new ride!"
2002-02-25 05:33:04 PM  
Coming to theaters this summer.... The Amazing Colossal Bert!! Bathed in radiation, an innocent puppet mutates into a 7 foot high unibrowed monstrosity, and must satisfy its appitite for... BABY FLESH!! (bum bum BAAA!!) Jimmy Smits.
2002-02-25 05:37:34 PM  
"la la la la lump in my pants"
2002-02-25 05:51:36 PM  
One more comment about your Uncle Bert's eyebrow and you'll never see you Mommy again!
2002-02-25 06:15:21 PM  
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It's "Jim Henson's Dragonball-babies Z!"
2002-02-25 06:16:12 PM  
Mommy.!!!... Mommy!!!... MMOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!! (I get that biatch for this)
2002-02-25 06:17:29 PM  
"Mommy, I don't wanna go to Browntown!"
2002-02-25 06:21:07 PM  
Bert's progress at his weekly Gay Parenting Support Group continues to move along slowly as junior, once again, insists on being held by Rosie O'Donnell.
2002-02-25 06:31:03 PM  
"1... 2... 3... Catch"
2002-02-25 06:41:49 PM  
Whoa! That's tight!
2002-02-25 06:47:14 PM  
"Is that water boiling YET?"
2002-02-25 06:47:25 PM  
Just to prove he is evil, Bert crushes a baby with his bare hands.
2002-02-25 06:56:12 PM  
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"B" is for "Bert Beating biatching Brat!"
2002-02-25 07:01:35 PM  
"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!"

"Shut up kid, I have you for at least another 3 hours...."
2002-02-25 07:21:16 PM  
Heh heh...
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2002-02-25 07:29:23 PM  
shiat, forgot the voting option.

"I said it would only hurt a little bit at first, kid. I've only got three fingers up there right now anyway, so quit your damn cryin' otherwise Ernie and I will double-team your little pussy ass!"

-he who stacks pork
2002-02-25 07:37:32 PM  
"sssaaaavvvvveee meeeee.."
2002-02-25 08:11:01 PM  
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"Help me! Heeeeeeelp me!"
2002-02-25 08:16:06 PM  
Boy, kids' backpacks just keep getting bigger and bigger
2002-02-25 08:27:30 PM  
I'm surprised no one had thought of this yet...

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"Friends reunited at last."
2002-02-25 08:43:47 PM  
2002-02-25 08:48:45 PM  
"Bad Touch! Bad Touch!"
2002-02-25 09:01:21 PM  
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs
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