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2022-06-02 6:22:17 PM  
Really didn't think we'd get an Elden Ring DLC this quickly.
 
2022-06-02 7:27:51 PM  
I told you this was my business plan.

None of you believed me.
 
2022-06-02 7:31:04 PM  
But do the dogs also shoot bees out of their mouths?
 
2022-06-02 7:31:35 PM  
It's not the Black Mirror episode I was expecting to see happen in real life first, but it will do.
 
2022-06-02 7:31:42 PM  
Damn, they really upgraded the Rat Things.
 
2022-06-02 7:33:09 PM  
Those chilling dog robots now have deployable helicopters, too

No, see, you're over by a couple letters, there.
 
2022-06-02 7:37:59 PM  
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2022-06-02 7:38:57 PM  
AIMEE is one step closer to reality. Good luck, folks.
 
2022-06-02 7:43:27 PM  
Wait until the nano bots are used for evil.  When something is the size of a grain of sand, not sure how you can hide from it.

Sleep tight and don't let the nano robot bedbugs bite
 
2022-06-02 7:43:53 PM  
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2022-06-02 7:46:48 PM  
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2022-06-02 7:50:58 PM  
Finally. This is the dystopian future I was promised. Less mad max more terminator.
 
2022-06-02 8:02:13 PM  
Paging Ray Bradbury...
 
2022-06-02 8:10:53 PM  
If we don't build murder-bots then we have a much better chance of not being killed by murder-bots.
 
2022-06-02 8:12:59 PM  

FormlessOne: AIMEE is one step closer to reality. Good luck, folks.


Don't you think the time is right for us to find
All the things we thought weren't proper could be right in time?
 
2022-06-02 8:14:49 PM  

NathanAllen: If we don't build murder-bots then we have a much better chance of not being killed by murder-bots.


It's like they never read the classic sci-fi novel "Don't Build the Ultimate Pain Matrix"
 
2022-06-02 8:15:32 PM  
Did the author fear monger enough?  I believe with a bit of additional effort she could have worked in ICE-9 or similar.
 
2022-06-02 8:16:05 PM  
So this means we'll have sex robots soon right?

...right?
 
2022-06-02 8:21:19 PM  
The Mach 5 in Speed Racer had a deployable flying robot.
Speed Racer - Mach 5's Advanced Features
Youtube 43rxThjYWsE
 
2022-06-02 8:24:53 PM  
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2022-06-02 8:30:18 PM  

Neondistraction: But do the dogs also shoot bees out of their mouths?


Not bees, they are fish.
 
2022-06-02 8:34:17 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: So this means we'll have sex robots soon right?

...right?


Yes, but afterwards they shoot bees out of their mouth
 
2022-06-02 8:39:10 PM  

tinyarena: Kumana Wanalaia: So this means we'll have sex robots soon right?

...right?

Yes, but afterwards they shoot bees out of their mouth


Better than some other orifices.
 
2022-06-02 8:44:40 PM  
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2022-06-02 10:37:11 PM  
Great..great. They can even sense any booby traps you set up. This just gets better and better. THANKS Military Industrial Complex!
 
2022-06-02 11:50:37 PM  
"These pups will find them."

Prometheus tunnel mapping with drones
Youtube yO-eduvo904
 
2022-06-03 12:16:08 AM  
Is this the latest season of BattleBots?
 
2022-06-03 12:38:54 AM  

Gassy Snake: Neondistraction: But do the dogs also shoot bees out of their mouths?

Not bees, they are fish.


That seems way less intimidating than bees.
 
2022-06-03 1:13:45 AM  

NathanAllen: If we don't build murder-bots then we have a much better chance of not being killed by murder-bots.


The Constitution guarantees every American's right to have or be killed by a murder-bot
 
2022-06-03 1:14:10 AM  

NathanAllen: If we don't build murder-bots then we have a much better chance of not being killed by murder-bots.


What's the fun in that?
 
2022-06-03 6:01:21 AM  

BunkyBrewman: Wait until the nano bots are used for evil.  When something is the size of a grain of sand, not sure how you can hide from it.

Sleep tight and don't let the nano robot bedbugs bite


Batteries.  That's how you fight them because physics is still a real thing and energy density in batteries has to obey physics.  So autonomous nanobots have next to no independent battery life.  And even if you're talking teensy tiny little servo-motors, you're still talking about needing a decent amount of power.  And if you want those teeny tiny little servos to be able to actually generate enough force to do any work, well, that makes it even worse.

Conversely, if we'd let Tesla build his wireless electric grid, we'd all be dead already.  Prolly.  Cuz that's the solution to the above problem which lets the mad scientists skip a whole lot of steps in their nanobots designs for creating the grey goo apocalypse.
 
2022-06-03 11:31:46 AM  
I didn't see any helicopters or robot dogs. All I saw was:

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That article sucked
 
2022-06-04 12:10:18 AM  

Gordon Bennett: It's not the Black Mirror episode I was expecting to see happen in real life first, but it will do.


Would you prefer this episode instead?

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