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(Fox 13 Memphis)   Memphis police looking for shoplifters who made clean getaway with $800 in merchandise, likely involved in laundering   (fox13memphis.com) divider line
    More: PSA, Variety store, Dollar General, Dollar Tree, Wal-Mart, Variety stores, Memphis Police Department, Fred's, Retailing  
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1426 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 May 2022 at 3:25 AM (26 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-31 3:44:20 AM  
5 votes:
Put on my running shoes
And I filled up a cart
In a store in the land of the delta blues
Because shoplifting is my art

Dollar Gen'ral
Won't you just let me thieve
Yeah I've grabbed up some detergent
But I'm dirty as a boy can be

Now I'm running in Memphis
I'm running with all these police on my heels
Running in Memphis
But do I really steal the way I steal
 
2022-05-31 5:04:28 AM  
4 votes:

Aussie_As: Derp Du Jour: Sounds like....
.....they made a clean getaway.....

You're just trying to claim Subby's joke now?

You, get out of the pool, that's terrible Farking.


Also when you steal jokes you have nothing to GAIN..
 
2022-05-31 5:29:54 AM  
3 votes:

Rattrap007: Aussie_As: Derp Du Jour: Sounds like....
.....they made a clean getaway.....

You're just trying to claim Subby's joke now?

You, get out of the pool, that's terrible Farking.

Also when you steal jokes you have nothing to GAIN..


Hey, he gave it his ALL
 
2022-05-31 3:37:04 AM  
2 votes:
Okay, I think the Tide Pod Challenge has gotten out of hand.
 
2022-05-31 3:47:31 AM  
2 votes:
This is going to be for a prank, and probably a public one
 
2022-05-31 3:40:09 AM  
1 vote:
I guess they had to find the one thing that didn't come out in the wash
 
2022-05-31 3:53:41 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe if Dollar General put more than two employees in a store for a shift, they would have less shoplifting. But keeping employees overwhelmed and underpaid is DG's bread and butter.
 
2022-05-31 3:56:59 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like....
.....they made a clean getaway.....
 
2022-05-31 4:28:00 AM  
1 vote:

wildcardjack: groppet: So stealing laundry detergent is a thing again? Years ago they busted a guy here with his garage full of what he stole from stores and a wad of cash. He was selling it at swap meets and doing pretty well for himself.

It's a perfect fungible good. You can tell if it's been diluted, it doesn't spoil, and has no serial numbers. Plus, it gets used up.


800 Street value? At 5/kg that's still 160 boxes. How? In their pants?
 
2022-05-31 4:46:01 AM  
1 vote:

Aussie_As: Derp Du Jour: Sounds like....
.....they made a clean getaway.....

You're just trying to claim Subby's joke now?

You, get out of the pool, that's terrible Farking.


The TIDE pool.
 
2022-05-31 8:59:43 AM  
1 vote:
In the time it took that "crime" to transpire, American bosses stole an incalculable number of dollars in wages from their employees.
Millions are stolen every day, while the 1% owned media wanks and blares about shoplifting.
Steal more.
 
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