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(Flathead Beacon)   Judge orders U.S. to decide if wolverines need protection or just additional supplies to hold off the Russians   (flatheadbeacon.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, United States territory, Contiguous United States, Endangered species, Biodiversity, U.S. wildlife officials, U.S. District Judge Donald Molloy, federal judge, much risk climate change  
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2022-05-28 7:28:08 PM  
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2022-05-28 9:02:39 PM  
Well, that's taken care of, what should the thread dissolve into?
 
2022-05-28 9:13:32 PM  

dstanley: Well, that's taken care of, what should the thread dissolve into?


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2022-05-28 11:36:31 PM  

little big man: dstanley: Well, that's taken care of, what should the thread dissolve into?

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You're the best at what you do, but what you do isn't very nice
 
2022-05-29 12:36:18 AM  
Why would we want to protect the University of Michigan?
 
2022-05-29 1:08:06 AM  
You might call him an X-man.

That is technically correct.
 
2022-05-29 1:12:29 AM  
What are they going to do, have some people with badgers follow them around the forest?  :D

As much as it's important to protect wildlife. Given the recent events, wolverines could use a bit of
gun control to protect them as well. They aren't (generally) edible game and other fur is more valuable.
So Why are people killing them  anymore?
 
2022-05-29 1:22:27 AM  
When I moved to Alaska in the summer of 84, my future elementary school's mascot was the Wolverines. Cool! But by the time the school year in fall stared, they changed it to the Eagles.

/You could usually see eagles flying around the dump because they liked to eat trash
 
2022-05-29 1:40:18 AM  

HighwayBill: When I moved to Alaska in the summer of 84, my future elementary school's mascot was the Wolverines. Cool! But by the time the school year in fall stared, they changed it to the Eagles.

/You could usually see eagles flying around the dump because they liked to eat trash


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2022-05-29 1:45:44 AM  

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Those things are death traps but they usually just don't tip over.

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/Don't laugh.  Most, if not all of those are Ukrainian.
This is one the USMC liberated in Grenada in 1983

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Grenada only had 2 of those.  The other one got destroyed during Operation Urgent Fury.
Urgent Fury?  Does anyone remember what was so urgent about that?
 
2022-05-29 1:48:07 AM  

dstanley: Well, that's taken care of, what should the thread dissolve into?


My suggestion is yoga pant pics,
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2022-05-29 1:50:20 AM  

Boo_Guy: dstanley: Well, that's taken care of, what should the thread dissolve into?

My suggestion is yoga pant pics,
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2022-05-29 2:00:59 AM  
Let's blame Trump. Even though the debate about whether the wolverine is an endangered species has been going on for quite a while with no results. There aren't many of them and that seems to be the way they like it. They are hard to count. They are tough critters with huge home ranges (hundreds of square miles) and they will will leave the home range if they don't like it, such as when wolves or humans move in. They will simply move somewhere else and they can live almost anywhere. However, they are slowly declining in population because of humans.

I like what the judge is trying to do, but the scientific data to make a decision hasn't existed so far and maybe it never will. Humans are not well equipped to study this animal. You could put transponders on them, but you have to find them and catch them first. The judge can't declare them an endangered species; that's up to the EPA or Fish and Wildlife. I hope they do. The International Union for Conservation of Nature only calls them "vulnerable."
 
2022-05-29 2:06:04 AM  
In Soviet invasion, Wolverines protect you!
 
2022-05-29 2:51:44 AM  
Ukrainians watching Red Dawn: 'Amateurs. Pathetic.'
 
2022-05-29 2:52:34 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Ukrainians watching Red Dawn: 'Amateurs. Pathetic.'


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2022-05-29 2:54:19 AM  

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/Don't laugh.  Most, if not all of those are Ukrainian.
This is one the USMC liberated in Grenada in 1983

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Grenada only had 2 of those.  The other one got destroyed during Operation Urgent Fury.
Urgent Fury?  Does anyone remember what was so urgent about that?


It was an urgently needed distraction from the US Marine quarters bombing? I assume the action in Grenada was going to happen sooner or later, but some history major probably has more insight.
 
2022-05-29 6:31:41 AM  

kdawg7736: Why would we want to protect the University of Michigan?


Ever since they went to astroturf, their cheerleaders have no where to graze.

Stupid THEE Ohio State University joke
 
2022-05-29 7:06:19 AM  
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2022-05-29 7:16:33 AM  
If there ever was an animal worthy of respect. Tough barely describes how hardcore they are. They can cover incredible distances both in length and vertically and they are seemingly oblivious to pain and discomfort.
 
2022-05-29 8:08:01 AM  
Shouldn't it the wolverines' personal choice if they want protection or not?
 
2022-05-29 8:32:34 AM  

waxbeans: Boo_Guy: dstanley: Well, that's taken care of, what should the thread dissolve into?

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I'm a literate wolverine so I'm getting a kick out of some of these posts
 
2022-05-29 10:36:21 AM  
Oh, please. Wolverines need no protection. The fierce children of wolves and nectarines are strange fruit, furry with fangs, and you do not ask why wolves were farking nectarines in the first place. Look, full moon, wolves have needs, and we will not involve Ozzy Osbourne at any point in this.
 
2022-05-29 11:38:03 AM  
"environmentalists challenged a 2020 decision under the Trump administration to withhold protections"

Basically ANYTHING that complete Piece of Shiat touched, thought of or even remotely had dealings with should automatically be nullified.
One Fake Tangerine colored  clown single handed set the US back 50 years and his brainless disciples are desperately trying to put the US 200 years behind the rest of the First World on par with other great Theocracies like the Islamic Paradises of the Middle East.
 
2022-05-29 11:43:57 AM  
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2022-05-29 3:15:34 PM  
Wolverines are a very important link in the food web. They are the intermediate predator that scares even the big predators and prey into line.

American needs more wolverines. Unfortunatley the Wolverine is Canadian.
 
2022-05-29 6:56:23 PM  

kdawg7736: Why would we want to protect the University of Michigan?


Harbaugh is still head coach. He didn't suddenly become a genius.
 
2022-05-29 7:05:16 PM  

TotallyRealNotFake: "environmentalists challenged a 2020 decision under the Trump administration to withhold protections"

Basically ANYTHING that complete Piece of Shiat touched, thought of or even remotely had dealings with should automatically be nullified.
One Fake Tangerine colored  clown single handed set the US back 50 years and his brainless disciples are desperately trying to put the US 200 years behind the rest of the First World on par with other great Theocracies like the Islamic Paradises of the Middle East.


I'm so glad you finally found something that made you feel superior.
 
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