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2022-05-28 5:57:41 PM  
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2022-05-28 6:13:27 PM  
Someone should probably report this to the FBI.
 
2022-05-28 6:16:39 PM  
How dead is Nikolas Cruz?
 
2022-05-28 6:28:50 PM  
Yeah, ok. Except most of the chucklefarks who do mass shootings want to die in a shootout, or just shoot themselves at the end.  So your "tough guy" routine won't do anything to stop mass shootings, asshole.
 
2022-05-28 6:31:44 PM  
After you've already run out of ammo and we aren't personally in any danger
 
2022-05-28 6:33:11 PM  
Terrorist organization issues communique.
 
2022-05-28 6:36:24 PM  
How many school shooters plan to get away though? They already know they're going to die and they don't care.
 
2022-05-28 6:40:16 PM  

shastacola: How many school shooters plan to get away though? They already know they're going to die and they don't care.


I suspect that the Rittenhouse shiathead let some white farkers know that they can do anything they want, be rewarded by the police, and get off completely free in their trial
 
2022-05-28 6:55:48 PM  
Big big talk from a really little dick.

Especially since I'm sure most of these shooters don't expect to make it out alive anyway.
 
2022-05-28 7:34:30 PM  
Do people see stuff like this and feel safer?
 
2022-05-28 7:36:23 PM  
That goes double for you, suicide bombers!  If you blow yourself up, we'll kill you!
 
2022-05-28 7:36:53 PM  
Talk is cheap

I'm so farking done with these blowhards
 
2022-05-28 7:48:05 PM  
Any potential school shooter living in Lee County probably will just go ahead and commit suicide because he's living in Lee County.

Official Motto:   "LEE COUNTY; AT LEAST WE AIN'T OKALOOSA COUNTY, BUT GOD DAMMIT WE SUCK, TOO! OK THAT SHOULD WORK FOR A MOTTO.  YOU CAN STOP TYPING NOW, BEULAH.  NO, THAT'S IT FOR THE MOTTO DON'T KEEP TYPING WHAT I'M SAYING NOW.  RIGHT, IT WAS JUST THE FIRST PART.  DON'T POST ALL THE REST OF THAT TO THE COUNTY WEBSITE."
 
2022-05-28 7:56:00 PM  
Congratulations, Sheriff. Someone will probably take you up on that offer when school starts back.
 
2022-05-28 7:57:16 PM  
ME: Or, see if you can follow me, maybe look into ways to prevent it in the first place.

SHERIFF: But we want to shoot somebody.
 
2022-05-28 8:16:51 PM  
we will kill you... AFTER you have already killed a bunch of kids.

after... you will die.

like... they think this is a threat?
 
2022-05-28 9:07:22 PM  
Uh-huh. Sure. The chucklefarks who let a dude go on a rampage for the better part of an hour have very similar social media posts, so you'll forgive me if I view yours as less of a valid threat against evil-doers and more of a public attempt at propping up you own egos.
 
2022-05-28 9:19:41 PM  
...but we'll give you a hour head start to make it fair.
 
2022-05-28 9:20:40 PM  
What a dork.
 
2022-05-28 9:42:00 PM  
Lighten up Francis IRL.
 
2022-05-28 9:55:53 PM  
Wow, it seems the cowardly actions (and inaction) of Texas' finest unnerved cops across the country. Good.
 
2022-05-28 10:20:50 PM  
Before or after the shooter finishes his last magazine? Because that seems to be kind of the issue on the table right now.
 
2022-05-28 10:22:25 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: Uh-huh. Sure. The chucklefarks who let a dude go on a rampage for the better part of an hour have very similar social media posts, so you'll forgive me if I view yours as less of a valid threat against evil-doers and more of a public attempt at propping up you own egos.


It was just professional courtesy for a kindred spirit
 
2022-05-28 10:44:40 PM  
My guess is he doesn't want the competition in killing minors.
 
2022-05-28 10:44:46 PM  
Watch this group follow up a false alarm/prank, battering ram their way into a school guns blazing and accidentally kill some students.
 
2022-05-28 10:44:58 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: My guess is he doesn't want the competition in killing minors.


Ugh... minorities
 
2022-05-28 10:46:38 PM  
Honestly how are people not pulling police out of their homes and [REDACTED] them?
 
2022-05-28 10:46:45 PM  
Maybe we should go our separate ways.

/Can't believe I'm the first
 
2022-05-28 10:47:14 PM  
This was a very stupid statement for them to make.
 
2022-05-28 10:47:27 PM  
Sounds like that idiot just issued a challenge.......because publicly issuing a challenge on Tik-Tok and daring someone to "come at me bro" is definitely not going to attract a bunch of mentally unstable individuals from taking him up on said challenge.

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2022-05-28 10:48:22 PM  
That pathetic posturing bragging cosplay coont actually filmed that wankfest then had his IT dweeb put a Journey soundtrack behind it?

Psychotic overarmed toddler-mass-murderers? Lee County, FL has issued an invitation.
 
2022-05-28 10:48:39 PM  
You're not helping. Sheriff.
 
2022-05-28 10:49:14 PM  
Can someone  photo shop me a picture of them just like this please?

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2022-05-28 10:50:50 PM  
I'm going to report the Lee County, FL sheriff's office for copyright infringement.
 
2022-05-28 10:50:51 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Peter von Nostrand: My guess is he doesn't want the competition in killing minors.

Ugh... minorities


Tamir Rice was 12 years old when he was murdered, so both work.
 
2022-05-28 10:51:34 PM  

shastacola: How many school shooters plan to get away though? They already know they're going to die and they don't care.


Ever read about absolutely farking batshiat insane plan the Columbine kids had for after they escaped the school?
 
2022-05-28 10:51:46 PM  
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2022-05-28 10:52:27 PM  

Jiggatron69: Sounds like that idiot just issued a challenge.......because publicly issuing a challenge on Tik-Tok and daring someone to "come at me bro" is definitely not going to attract a bunch of mentally unstable individuals from taking him up on said challenge.

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But perhaps, just this once, those unstable individuals may perform a genuine public service.

C'mon, you all heard Sheriff Limpdick here, didn't you? Come at him, bros.
 
2022-05-28 10:52:56 PM  

bluejeansonfire: Honestly how are people not pulling police out of their homes and [REDACTED] them?


How many have you done so far, ITG?
 
2022-05-28 10:52:57 PM  

WickerNipple: Do people see stuff like this and feel safer?


I do, because I don't live in that jurisdiction
 
2022-05-28 10:53:05 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

OfficialJoelF: Lee County, FL sheriff's message to anyone who shoots up a school: "We are going to kill you" https://t.co/Ghoo6VEjEk


Hashtag I am very bad ass.
 
2022-05-28 10:53:49 PM  

Albert911emt: Yeah, ok. Except most of the chucklefarks who do mass shootings want to die in a shootout, or just shoot themselves at the end.  So your "tough guy" routine won't do anything to stop mass shootings, asshole.


the only point here is for the sheriff to virtue-signal to get himself re-elected by the chucklefarks who vote (R) to be "tough on crime"

/Much easier than addressing the problem
//If you enthusiastically keep proclaiming that you're #1 there is zero need for introspection or actual change
///US in a nutshell
 
2022-05-28 10:54:41 PM  

bluejeansonfire: Honestly how are people not pulling police out of their homes and [REDACTED] them?


Tickling?

Mooning?

Playing scrabble with?
 
2022-05-28 10:54:50 PM  
It's shiat like this that's going to get two or more like-minded psychos to plan together shooting up two or more schools that are miles apart from each other at the same time just to create that much more chaos.
 
2022-05-28 10:55:02 PM  

maram500: Original: Original Tweet:
OfficialJoelF: Lee County, FL sheriff's message to anyone who shoots up a school: "We are going to kill you" https://t.co/Ghoo6VEjEk

Hashtag I am very bad ass.


"Just because you're a bad ass, doesn't mean you're badass"
 
2022-05-28 10:56:44 PM  

Excelsior: Albert911emt: Yeah, ok. Except most of the chucklefarks who do mass shootings want to die in a shootout, or just shoot themselves at the end.  So your "tough guy" routine won't do anything to stop mass shootings, asshole.

the only point here is for the sheriff to virtue-signal to get himself re-elected by the chucklefarks who vote (R) to be "tough on crime"

/Much easier than addressing the problem
//If you enthusiastically keep proclaiming that you're #1 there is zero need for introspection or actual change
///US in a nutshell


You know what America needs? A mascot. Those bald eagles are a bit dated, y'know? How about this guy?

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2022-05-28 10:56:46 PM  
So tone deaf. The issue here is calling someone evil before they are a school shooter. This isn't going to reach the person who is currently shooting up a school. It's for the person possibly thinking about doing it. Thinking about it doesn't make you evil (probably...) but solidifying the idea into their head and reminding them the world hates them, is out to get them, and they are going to be killed anyway, will make people more likely to follow through with it.

These shooters are "evil" because they are victims of late stage capitalism and the stresses it's causing on our society. They are not getting the help they need, and are being beaten down by an uncaring and psychopathic business success mentality that pollutes our country. Me or them, everyone who isn't with me is my enemy and I won't succeed because of it.

But it's okay, Florida recognizes this very difficult and sensitive issue, and instead of finding ways to identify and help people who are struggling in our monstrously cruel society, has decided to threaten and isolate them further.

fark you America.
 
2022-05-28 10:57:37 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Wow, it seems the cowardly actions (and inaction) of Texas' finest unnerved cops across the country. Good.


...and made them more trigger happy.

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2022-05-28 10:58:43 PM  

BMFPitt: shastacola: How many school shooters plan to get away though? They already know they're going to die and they don't care.

Ever read about absolutely farking batshiat insane plan the Columbine kids had for after they escaped the school?


Nope. Never heard of that. Was it like the plan Butch and Sundance had for going to Bolivia next just before the final movie scene?
 
2022-05-28 10:59:06 PM  
I love the comments in this thread, but given the number of police, police trainers, and others who have said that the police in Texas did everything wrong, maybe this Florida Sheriff is also angry.
 
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