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(WPXI.com)   State trooper busted for DUI in his own police vehicle. Also wants to know why the rum is gone   (wpxi.com) divider line
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2022-05-28 9:23:35 PM  
The supervisor found Johnson in the driver's seat with the unit running.

The supervisor's training then took over, where he proceeded to shoot the running, likely-armed unit and planted an ounce of pot on it out of reflex.
 
2022-05-28 9:40:23 PM  
Bad cop. No donut.

Suspended without pay during the investigation. You don't read that very often.
 
2022-05-28 10:20:10 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Suspended without pay during the investigation.


What it actually says is this: "Due to the charges, he was suspended without pay pending the outcome of the case."

You usually read about police criminal cases while the case is still being investigated but before the cop is charged. Once charges are filed, as in this case, the suspension becomes unpaid leave.
 
2022-05-28 10:54:23 PM  
What is the flap jack situation?
 
2022-05-28 10:58:43 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Bad cop. No donut.

Suspended without pay during the investigation. You don't read that very often.


He didn't shoot an unarmed Black kid. He disrespected the department. Punishments have to fit the crime.
 
2022-05-28 10:59:24 PM  
Damaging government property.
Yeah, he's going to get in big trouble for that.
Not like he killed a black person or let some kids get shot up or something.
 
2022-05-28 11:02:11 PM  
Once the rum is gone, it's time for sodomy and the lash, matey.
 
2022-05-28 11:03:53 PM  
principal lewis rum
Youtube pk20_r2kucA
 
2022-05-28 11:05:51 PM  
They have no blood or breath test results. He's going to claim he was just very tired.
 
2022-05-28 11:08:31 PM  
A rum man, is he? Well, well, well...
 
2022-05-28 11:09:11 PM  

Biledriver: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/pk20_r2kucA]


Heh, Principal Lewis.

"Those are ding dong prices!"
 
2022-05-28 11:14:28 PM  
Rather have this happen than blank of blank over blank.
🙄
 
2022-05-28 11:22:29 PM  
So when does he get his promotion?
 
2022-05-28 11:32:03 PM  
Whole bottle of rum.

So we found a cop not afraid of multiple shots?
 
2022-05-28 11:33:49 PM  
I'm really enjoying how much cops are getting shiat on right now.

It's what you bunch of aholes deserve.
 
2022-05-28 11:37:13 PM  

Rucker10: I'm really enjoying how much cops are getting shiat on right now.

It's what you bunch of aholes deserve.


it does warm the cockles of my heart.
 
2022-05-28 11:37:49 PM  

Mister Buttons: Rucker10: I'm really enjoying how much cops are getting shiat on right now.

It's what you bunch of aholes deserve.

it does warm the cockles of my heart.


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2022-05-28 11:51:42 PM  

Rucker10: Mister Buttons: Rucker10: I'm really enjoying how much cops are getting shiat on right now.

It's what you bunch of aholes deserve.

it does warm the cockles of my heart.

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YOINK
 
2022-05-28 11:54:10 PM  
He wouldn't be the first:

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/ 2x busted for Keystone
 
2022-05-28 11:59:18 PM  
Abolish the police.
 
2022-05-29 12:19:51 AM  
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Blue Lives Matter
 
2022-05-29 12:21:29 AM  

austerity101: Abolish the police.


We need to force all women to have abortions and all Christians to be microchipped.
 
2022-05-29 12:25:20 AM  
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2022-05-29 12:28:07 AM  
at what point does someone in charge look at those uniforms and point out how farking ridiculous they look.
 
2022-05-29 12:36:59 AM  
This guy definitely has a problem.
 
2022-05-29 12:54:49 AM  

whitefangz64: Whole bottle of rum.

So we found a cop not afraid of multiple shots?


People do shots of rum? I'm getting a headache just imagining that
 
2022-05-29 12:58:09 AM  

McGrits: What is the flap jack situation?


Too early for flapjacks.
 
2022-05-29 1:24:15 AM  
Suspended without pay? Wow, shocking.  Guess you have to kill someone to get paid time off.
 
2022-05-29 1:42:20 AM  
Substance abuse (especially alcoholism) is just as rampant among police as all of the other emotional and behavioral problems we hear about.

There are thousands of cops in America driving drunk on duty right this minute.
 
2022-05-29 2:10:16 AM  

jaivirtualcard: So when does he get his promotion?


The PSP are not notorious CYA-ing for acts this blatant.
 
2022-05-29 5:49:27 AM  
TFA says the pig refused consent for a BAC test.  I thought most places could compel a blood draw BAC on a suspect with a warrant.  Either that's not the case here, or it's the basis of how they are going to let him walk.
/Eff the Thin Blue Line
 
2022-05-29 7:20:42 AM  
Should have kept his fifth inside his grotesque hat.
 
2022-05-29 7:49:49 AM  
The supervisor drove to the location of Johnson's unit on the GPS...

Whoa. Is this article saying Johnson had a GPS locator on his johnson? And that Johnson and his johnson somehow got separated? That's farked up. Lay off the rum, Johnson.

/johnson
 
2022-05-29 7:53:05 AM  

CrazedAndBemused: TFA says the pig refused consent for a BAC test.  I thought most places could compel a blood draw BAC on a suspect with a warrant.  Either that's not the case here, or it's the basis of how they are going to let him walk.
/Eff the Thin Blue Line


In Pa, you can refuse the BAC. The penalties are much more severe if you do but you can.
 
2022-05-29 8:00:33 AM  

Russ1642: They have no blood or breath test results. He's going to claim he was just very tired.


My cousin was a Pa state trooper. He got 2 DUI's in a month. Neither time did he submit to blood or breath tests. The arresting officers testified that he had "an unsteady gait, blood shot watery eyes, slurred speech, and a strong smell of alcohol". Which is exactly what they always testify. He was found guilty on both. He was 3 months from receiving the max pension. Instead he got half that and his DUI's ended up costing him $20,000 per year for the rest of his life.

Alcoholism is rampant among cops.
 
2022-05-29 8:14:52 AM  
This is the second state trooper in two months from my home county (Washington PA) busted drunk on duty, from the same barracks I believe. The other had won many DUI Super-Cop awards.Assholes, all of 'em.
 
2022-05-29 8:23:29 AM  
I actually like the reporting, as I was curious to the brand he was brown bagging.
/now I just need to know if he was a vanilla rum man or cherry spiced.
//probably all started with those rum donuts.
 
2022-05-29 10:15:27 AM  

scooterstrats: This is the second state trooper in two months from my home county (Washington PA) busted drunk on duty, from the same barracks I believe. The other had won many DUI Super-Cop awards.Assholes, all of 'em.


How's Bentleyville these days?
 
2022-05-29 10:26:45 AM  
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