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1559 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 28 May 2022 at 9:41 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-28 3:51:10 PM  
Hide and Seek Champion runner-up, for sure.
 
2022-05-28 4:02:26 PM  
Ceiling tortoise watches me masturbate?
 
2022-05-28 4:03:07 PM  
The headline is giving me flashbacks.
 
2022-05-28 5:41:34 PM  
Follow-up:  with their natural predator gone, termites have eaten the grandfather's former home.
 
2022-05-28 6:12:51 PM  

BigMax: Follow-up:  with their natural predator gone, termites have eaten the grandfather's former home.


Like the neglected grandparent of a god-fearing GOP rank and file,
The bears will freeze during winter...
 
2022-05-28 10:36:30 PM  
I wonder if the grandfather hid him in the attic and was secretly feeding him until Abuelo passed.  So it really survived a few days or weeks on his own.  There was no mention of a 30 year build up of urine and dung in the box.
 
2022-05-28 10:45:16 PM  
hoyt clagwell: I wonder if the grandfather hid him in the attic and was secretly feeding him until Abuelo passed. So it really survived a few days or weeks on his own.  There was no mention of a 30 year build up of urine and dung in the box.


Abuela?
 
2022-05-28 11:16:11 PM  
Abuelo is masculine, abuela is feminine.  Since the story was about someone's grandfather, I used the masculine
 
2022-05-28 11:35:51 PM  
That was a reply to Valter, sorry.
 
2022-05-29 6:37:31 AM  
A heartwarming tale of long-term animal abuse.
 
2022-05-29 7:40:34 AM  

hoyt clagwell: Abuelo is masculine, abuela is feminine.  Since the story was about someone's grandfather, I used the masculine


Spanish makes binary gendering easy, but check out married Russian surnames
 
2022-05-29 11:16:29 AM  

Jesus McSordid: A heartwarming tale of long-term animal abuse.


I don't know why, but this made me laugh out loud.
 
2022-05-29 12:17:32 PM  
They didn't hear any movement in the attic? Smell anything? Nobody went into the attic for any reason for thirty years?
 
2022-05-29 3:15:52 PM  
Just in case you were wondering:

Looney Tunes | One Froggy Evening | Classic Cartoon | WB Kids
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2022-05-29 9:51:20 PM  
"She feeds him, pets him and kisses him. He's part of our family. He is one of us."

Great, look forward to tortoise flu in the near future.
 
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