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2022-05-28 1:33:22 PM  
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2022-05-28 2:03:57 PM  
And what about all the deaths caused by bicycles.
 
2022-05-28 2:07:08 PM  
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Texas Never Backs Down

Future School Shooter. He's holding too.
 
2022-05-28 2:11:35 PM  
So, these guys are just begging to be held up and have their gun cache stolen, huh?
 
2022-05-28 2:11:59 PM  
I've seen the "family packing" pose before, but these "carpet the ground with guns" is new for me. Just foinfing foinfity foinf!
 
2022-05-28 2:30:48 PM  
What you really see there is MILLIONS of dollars flowing directly into the hands of gun and ammo companies. Billions of dollars.

It's an industry of death, destruction and division.

Our greatest enemy is always within.
 
2022-05-28 2:35:07 PM  
That's a whole lotta paranoia.
 
2022-05-28 2:43:08 PM  
Imagine how many kids could be fed if they sold all those guns.
 
2022-05-28 2:50:31 PM  
I've never seen such a red flag in my life
 
2022-05-28 2:51:17 PM  

SoupGuru: Imagine how many kids could be fed if they sold all those guns.


Or at the very least finish painting your house, buy a new screen door and get your son a real haircut so he doesn't look like an emo poodle.

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2022-05-28 2:52:32 PM  
Imagine if these morons spent half as much time and money on working to prevent world-ending scenarios instead of planning what to do after.
 
2022-05-28 2:55:24 PM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: SoupGuru: Imagine how many kids could be fed if they sold all those guns.

Or at the very least finish painting your house, buy a new screen door and get your son a real haircut so he doesn't look like an emo poodle.

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Texas never backs down.

I'm going to assume they don't know about the Alamo. Or maybe they do and that's their fetish.
 
2022-05-28 3:00:12 PM  
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I am going to make a guess. He has the worlds smallest penis. The kid looks like he is holding a gun like was used in SG1.
 
2022-05-28 3:32:43 PM  
So how many thousands of dollars is that?  I will never understand how they can afford that.
 
2022-05-28 3:49:53 PM  

EvilEgg: So how many thousands of dollars is that?  I will never understand how they can afford that.


$150k easy. Maybe double that. Can't see everything but I assume at least $10k in ammo as well.
 
2022-05-28 3:51:47 PM  

NewportBarGuy: What you really see there is MILLIONS of dollars flowing directly into the hands of gun and ammo companies. Billions of dollars.

It's an industry of death, destruction and division.

Our greatest enemy is always within.


To clarify, not just that one picture. Look at the whole thread. There are a wholeeeeee bunch of arsenals up there. Some of them are as bigger than what we had for our entire Cavalry Troop.
 
2022-05-28 3:56:52 PM  

NewportBarGuy: EvilEgg: So how many thousands of dollars is that?  I will never understand how they can afford that.

$150k easy.


Sheeeeeit!  I bought a house for less than that not too long ago!
 
2022-05-28 3:57:48 PM  
So how will they use that to defend against a suicide drone fired by a bored soldier from 3000 miles away?
 
2022-05-28 3:57:54 PM  

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I am going to make a guess. He has the worlds smallest penis. The kid looks like he is holding a gun like was used in SG1.


The SG-1 gun is used on Earth too (although not usually by kids).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FN_P90
 
2022-05-28 4:03:09 PM  
Insecurity, meet hoarding disorder.
 
2022-05-28 4:03:37 PM  
Guy sure as shiat isn't a veteran. An actual soldier contemplates the logistics of managing and carrying all that crap with him. Or is this another guy who thinks he'll just hole up in his house and hold off the army with his small arms?
 
2022-05-28 4:05:41 PM  

The Third Man: NewportBarGuy: EvilEgg: So how many thousands of dollars is that?  I will never understand how they can afford that.

$150k easy.

Sheeeeeit!  I bought a house for less than that not too long ago!


It's insane when you think of the economics of it. They usually have a fairly sh*t house, but a $60k truck and $50-100k in guns.

A lot of these people now what to prevent bans because, economically, it's their largest financial position. If the govt seizes then like Australia did, something we're not even talking about yet, they will be financially ruined. That is why the NRA scares them about incrementalism. Even the slightest change to gun regulations is one step closer to confiscation and that is the selling point.
 
2022-05-28 4:09:02 PM  

edmo: Guy sure as shiat isn't a veteran. An actual soldier contemplates the logistics of managing and carrying all that crap with him. Or is this another guy who thinks he'll just hole up in his house and hold off the army with his small arms?


They think one day this will be them:

Death Hunt Trailer 1981
Youtube TBdVQbYihRA


You know, pure lunacy.
 
2022-05-28 4:18:02 PM  
The Tweet cut off the weapons on the roof...

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2022-05-28 4:19:16 PM  
Not a cult.
 
2022-05-28 4:57:39 PM  
So now we're remaking Zardoz?
 
2022-05-28 5:46:32 PM  

Ivo Shandor: I-K-Rumba: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x382]

I am going to make a guess. He has the worlds smallest penis. The kid looks like he is holding a gun like was used in SG1.

The SG-1 gun is used on Earth too (although not usually by kids).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FN_P90


I always liked this scene where they demonstrate the difference between the Jaffa staff weapon and the P90.

Stargate SG-1 P90 demonstration
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2022-05-28 5:48:03 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: So now we're remaking Zardoz?


Ewww.
 
2022-05-28 6:23:46 PM  
There is something seriously wrong with these people.
 
2022-05-28 6:24:57 PM  
In their defense, you never really know when a giant worm will come through your basement wall.

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2022-05-28 6:25:13 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: So now we're remaking Zardoz?


I have a Zardoz shirt with the stone head on it and it says GO FORTH AND KILL.

I, uh ... don't wear it out of the house much these days.
 
2022-05-28 6:26:34 PM  
The poster family for economic anxiety.
 
2022-05-28 6:26:45 PM  
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America in a nutshell: 200 grand in firearms kept in a house with a rusted tin roof.
 
2022-05-28 6:27:25 PM  
At some point, somebody laughed at how ridiculous their collection was, so they responded by buying more and more in the vain hope that having even MORE guns they can't use will convince everyone to stop laughing at them for it.
 
2022-05-28 6:27:35 PM  
What are the odds those are all safely stored when they're not being used as props for future photoshop contests?
 
2022-05-28 6:27:55 PM  
gawd that dad looks deathly skinny
 
2022-05-28 6:29:13 PM  

Mentat: So how will they use that to defend against a suicide drone fired by a bored soldier from 3000 miles away?


I dunno but I just got erect.
 
2022-05-28 6:29:17 PM  
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2022-05-28 6:29:31 PM  
Jeezy Creezy, and I feel guilty over owning four pairs of wool trousers.
 
2022-05-28 6:29:31 PM  
What I imagine conversations with his wife sound like
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2022-05-28 6:29:55 PM  

NewportBarGuy: edmo: Guy sure as shiat isn't a veteran. An actual soldier contemplates the logistics of managing and carrying all that crap with him. Or is this another guy who thinks he'll just hole up in his house and hold off the army with his small arms?

They think one day this will be them:

[YouTube video: Death Hunt Trailer 1981]

You know, pure lunacy.


I mean if it ever is, we go there and take his guns. In a way repubs save us money by buying guns and holding them for us.
 
2022-05-28 6:30:20 PM  

edmo: Guy sure as shiat isn't a veteran. An actual soldier contemplates the logistics of managing and carrying all that crap with him. Or is this another guy who thinks he'll just hole up in his house and hold off the army with his small arms?


By the looks of him, he's an aging hippie who had one too many bad trips and thinks the government's out to get him.
 
2022-05-28 6:30:41 PM  

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Texas Never Backs Down

Future School Shooter. He's holding too.


I thought FN90s with the short barrels were illegal
 
2022-05-28 6:31:08 PM  
The dude on the left and the state of his smoker look familiar.

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2022-05-28 6:31:12 PM  
My god, you know they haven't invested in a security system beyond a sign saying "we don't call 911".

Someone's gonna make a fortune robbing these dumbfarks.
 
2022-05-28 6:32:11 PM  

Unobtanium: Tr0mBoNe: So now we're remaking Zardoz?

Ewww.


I, for one, have no wish to see the wild Rednecked American Bush Gun Nut in Sean Connery's bikini outfit. He was handsome and in great shape, and even he couldn't make it work.
 
2022-05-28 6:32:17 PM  
I've seen this criminal minds episode. The wife is actually his daughter and the kids are their own aunts and uncles. They have no electricity and the walls are covered in cult scripture.
 
2022-05-28 6:32:28 PM  
This reminds me of being a kid on a snow day. Some of my neighbors and I would build these snow walls into a fort and create a big stack of snowballs. We'd wait for other kids to attack us so we could defend ourselves.

The gun hoarding like this is the same attitude and wanting to do a defensive battle, right? But the more acceptable adult version?
 
2022-05-28 6:32:41 PM  
I count approximately 170 guns in that pic.
Wouldn't it make more sense to have 1 gun and 170 magazines instead?
/It seems more practical unless you actually just like collecting guns.
 
2022-05-28 6:32:57 PM  
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