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(ESPN)   Cincinnati Reds OF Tommy Pham scratched from game due to: (a) injury (b) hitting slump, or (c) slapping an opposing team's player over a fantasy football dispute   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-05-28 1:35:09 PM  
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2022-05-28 1:47:37 PM  
When was the last time the Reds made it to the Oscars?
 
2022-05-28 1:49:27 PM  
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2022-05-28 2:37:22 PM  
This is weird
 
2022-05-28 2:44:18 PM  
He's now suspended for 3 games, retroactive to Friday.
 
2022-05-28 3:04:34 PM  
He's starting to sound like a 'roid rager. Piss test to follow...
 
2022-05-28 3:12:19 PM  
Imagine being a professional athlete and being violently angry over pretending to be the general manager of an imaginary football team.
 
2022-05-28 4:02:12 PM  

BigMax: Imagine being a professional athlete and being violently angry over pretending to be the general manager of an imaginary football team.


Seems legit.
 
2022-05-28 5:36:50 PM  
Pham is making $6,000,000 this season. He has been suspended without pay for 3 games, which is $111,111 (before taxes).

That's a damn expensive tantrum over fantasy football.
 
2022-05-28 5:56:35 PM  
Dude managed to get stabbed at a strip club during the lockdown. Guy's got, uh, talent I guess.

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/padres-tommy-pham-sues-strip-club-after-suffering-catastrophic-injuries-in-stabbing-per-report/
 
2022-05-28 6:01:26 PM  

Trocadero: Dude managed to get stabbed at a strip club during the lockdown. Guy's got, uh, talent I guess.

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/padres-tommy-pham-sues-strip-club-after-suffering-catastrophic-injuries-in-stabbing-per-report/


Ha, exactly what I was going to bring up!
 
2022-05-28 6:05:45 PM  

johnny_vegas: Trocadero: Dude managed to get stabbed at a strip club during the lockdown. Guy's got, uh, talent I guess.

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/padres-tommy-pham-sues-strip-club-after-suffering-catastrophic-injuries-in-stabbing-per-report/

Ha, exactly what I was going to bring up!


Damn.

skybird659: He's starting to sound like a 'roid rager. Piss test to follow...


Uh, yeah, this guy is at least a few bananas short of a bunch.
 
2022-05-28 7:08:54 PM  
Some of you still don't understand the Warrior Code (TM)
 
2022-05-28 7:29:19 PM  

puffy999: johnny_vegas: Trocadero: Dude managed to get stabbed at a strip club during the lockdown. Guy's got, uh, talent I guess.

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/padres-tommy-pham-sues-strip-club-after-suffering-catastrophic-injuries-in-stabbing-per-report/

Ha, exactly what I was going to bring up!

Damn.

skybird659: He's starting to sound like a 'roid rager. Piss test to follow...

Uh, yeah, this guy is at least a few bananas short of a bunch.


Add in the thing about wanting to fight someone over a hard slide that they mentioned in the article, and yeah; dude's got issues
 
2022-05-28 7:40:33 PM  
dear Mr. Pham,

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no love, me
 
2022-05-28 8:30:31 PM  
I honestly love this. I love it so much.
 
2022-05-28 8:41:41 PM  
Beavers softball goes to the WCWS, Beavers baseball has scored three touchdowns (+3 PATs) against UCLA.

Good.
 
2022-05-28 9:13:20 PM  

puffy999: Beavers softball goes to the WCWS, Beavers baseball has scored three touchdowns (+3 PATs) against UCLA.

Good.


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2022-05-28 9:36:10 PM  
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2022-05-28 9:45:20 PM  
Beavers baseball😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

Oh.

My.

God..
 
2022-05-28 9:47:41 PM  
Nine runs allowed in the 9th inning.
Lose in extras.

The two teams play again in an hour.

Holy shiat.

I watched the 116-win Mariners blow a 12-run lead.

This was worse.
 
2022-05-28 9:55:49 PM  

puffy999: Nine runs allowed in the 9th inning.
Lose in extras.

The two teams play again in an hour.

Holy shiat.

I watched the 116-win Mariners blow a 12-run lead.

This was worse.


They've got to play tomorrow. You don't use 16 pitchers and then play another game.
 
2022-05-28 10:02:20 PM  

Trocadero: puffy999: Nine runs allowed in the 9th inning.
Lose in extras.

The two teams play again in an hour.

Holy shiat.

I watched the 116-win Mariners blow a 12-run lead.

This was worse.

They've got to play tomorrow. You don't use 16 pitchers and then play another game.


No, they play tonight.

They hyper-compressed the tournament because Pac12. Winner of tonight's (next) game plays Stanford tomorrow.

I don't even care. The Beavers aren't doing anything. They shat the bed down the stretch, lost the regular season title, and now this. Just epic fails for a team which has a lot of talent.
 
2022-05-28 10:04:16 PM  
And Pat Casey was the king of burning out guys for a tournament, but not even he would've given a shiat about seeding after this kind of game. He only wanted the national title.
 
2022-05-28 11:36:08 PM  

BigMax: Pham is making $6,000,000 this season. He has been suspended without pay for 3 games, which is $111,111 (before taxes).

That's a damn expensive tantrum over fantasy football.


And $0.11. Again, before taxes.
 
2022-05-29 12:02:04 AM  
Keep his team's name out of your f$#%#$ mouth!
 
2022-05-29 5:36:08 AM  
Apple, tree, you know the rest.
 
2022-05-29 8:00:10 AM  
ZOMG there's even more stupid here -- it seems it was a .gif in a group chat that really set Pham off.

https://darik.news/usa/sports/tommy-pham-suspended-after-slapping-jok-pedersen-text-message.html
 
2022-05-29 12:05:14 PM  
"I'm a big dog in Vegas. I am a high roller in many casinos. You can see my credit line."

What an asshole. And he calls Joc "Joke?"
 
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